Author's Note: Okay, I don't know how all these boy stuff work, even though I already took sex ed (which was immature of me to accidentally giggle out loud during the lesson), so please bear with it. This is Luffy's POV, not mine. Oh, and Luffy will later not be a sexist against his own new gender.

"N-Nami! I need to go!" I cried.

"Then go already. Leave me alone," her voice was muffled by a pillow.

"But I don't know how to!"

"What do you mean?"

"I have to pee!"

Nami sat up. "You got to be kidding me," she grumbled sleepily. Her eyes narrowed underneath the darkness.

I shook my head, beads of sweat formed out of my forehead. I crossed my legs and hopped up and down, hoping that would ease my pressure, but it didn't. "How do you go when you need to pee?"

She palmed her face and sighed. "Just sit on the toilet, and…let it all out."

"…But what if it spills?"

"IT'S NOT GOING TOO! JUST DO IT LIKE WHEN YOU TAKE SHIT!"

I scurried out the room and quickly to the bathroom. Then stopped. There was the boys' bathroom and the girls'. I kept looking at the two signs. Do I take the boys' or the girls'? I'm now a girl, so I should take the girls'? But I'm really a guy at heart…so the boys?

I rushed back to the girls' bedroom and asked Nami.

"OF COURSE THE GIRLS' BATHROOM! ARE YOU AN IDIOT!?"

I rushed back out. Okay, so I went inside the girls' room. I ran to the stall and pulled down my pants and sat. Relief washed all over and I smiled happily. After doing business, I washed my hands and wiped my damp fingers on my shirt.

I walked out while whistling and went to bed.

"Luffy, get up. It's time for breakfast." Nami said, as she shook my tired body.

"Argh, I'm tired!" I whined.

"You didn't seem tired last night," muttered Nami.

I heard Robin chuckle. "Miss Captain had a trouble going to the bathroom, right?" she said.

"Yeah, and she was even asking me how do girls go. I mean, like, what the hell? Just go!" Nami replied back.

"Like, that's right," agreed Robin.

I frowned. "What's with you girls and the word 'like'? Why do you always say that?" I asked.

From the corner of my eye, Nami rolled her eyes. "It's a girl thing, you'll understand later on." Then she bashed a pillow against my head.

"But I don't want to understand! I'm going to be a guy soon, so I don't really need to know," I remarked.

"Miss Captain, the island is practically months away from here. It's going to take some time." Robin pointed out.

"Yeah. Why don't you stick as a girl from now on? Girls have their advantages, you know," Nami added.

I grumbled. "But I have a reputation to keep up! If the other pirates hear that I'm a girl, they'll laugh at me!"

"Oh, who cares what those pirates think. You're a girl now, so try being proud of it!"

"Would you be proud if you suddenly turned into a guy?" I shot back.

Nami made a disgusted face. "Ew, no way. That'll be gross."

I sat up angrily. "And that's the same for me! Being a girl is disgusting for me too!"

"But being a girl is not as bad as being a guy."

"And being a guy isn't too complicated as being a girl." I barked.

"Being a girl is better!" Nami shouted, getting closer to my face.

"Shut up! Being a GUY is!"

"GIRL!"

"GUY!"

"GIRL!"

"GUY!"

"A GIRL IS OBVIOUSLY WAY SMARTER THAN ANY DUMB BOY!"

"WELL, BOYS CAN BE BOTH SMARTER AND STRONGER THAN ANY WIMPY GIRL!"

"A GIRL CAN…a girl can…"

I smirked in victory. "Ha! You can't even come up with anything! That just proves that guys are better than girls!" I boasted.

Nami glared at me and smacked my head. "Shut up! I'll prove to you that girls can be better than guys anytime!" she yelled.

"Ouch! Why are girls so violent!?" I cried, clutching my throbbing head.

Robin sighed and went out.

Usopp ran to me when I walked out. "Hey Luffy, what was all that screaming?" he asked.

I frowned. "Nami thinks that girls are better than guys. I'll show her!" I yelled.

"Um…but aren't you a girl? Shouldn't you be agreeing with her?" Usopp asked, his face was puzzled.

"Usopp! I'm still a guy at heart! And when I get those leaves, I'll turn back into a guy!" I shouted.

He shrugged. "Okay. So how are you going to prove that guys are better than girls?"

"I don't know," I quickly said.

"THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PARTICIPATING THIS FIGHT!?" Usopp screamed.

"It's not a fight. I'm just going to prove it to Nami!"

"Aren't you being a bit sexist?" Zolo said. He was sitting lazily against the mast.

I frowned. "Zolo's on the girls team! Traitor!" I loudly accused, pointing at him.

He rolled his eyes. "I never said that I would be on any team,"

"But you're defending the girls! Traitor! Jerk!"

"All I did say was that you were being sexist."

"Traitor! Jerk! Three swords!" I continued to yell.

"Luffy, three swords isn't an insult!" Usopp said.

"Oh…FOUR SWORDS!"

"YOU JUST ADDED ANOTHER!"

"BOTH OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!" Zolo hollered at our way.

"You shut up you girl-loving-swordsman!" I shouted back.

Usopp snickered. "Zolo's a ladies' man!"

I couldn't help but giggle at that. Then we roared into laughter. Zolo just grumbled something and tried to go back to sleep, ignoring our happy time. Then Sanji pranced by.

"What's so funny fellows?" he asked.

"Zolo's a ladies' man!" we both shouted with extreme humor.

Sanji's cigarette dropped from his mouth. Usopp and I stopped laughing. We saw Sanji's face written shock all over it. I think we broke him. Then suddenly his face raged in fury, as if he was so mad that fire would blow out of his ears and nose.

"YOU BASTARD! YOU'VE BEEN FLIRTING WITH MY NAMI AND ROBIN, HAVEN'T YOU!? I'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO MESS WITH MY WOMEN!" Sanji shouted.

He lunged in the air and kicked Zolo right into the gut. Zolo woke up and spat by the impact. Then he glared at Sanji.

"WHAT THE HELL!? THAT HURTS LIKE HELL!" Zolo cursed.

"THAT'LL OUGHT TO TEACH YOU NOT TO MESS WITH THE LADIES!" Sanji roared.

Zolo pulled out his swords and tried to knock Sanji off, but he jumped up in time. Then the two started to wrestle and fight. I grinned at the funny sight.

"Go! Go! Go!" I cheered.

"Uh, Luffy, shouldn't we stop them?" Usopp asked.

I looked curiously at Usopp, "Why? Don't they always do this?"

"But this looks really serious!"

I grinned. "Don't worry! They'll be fine!" I assured him.

~Five minutes later~

Nami bashed my head. "You idiot! Look what you done!"

Sanji and Zolo were both terribly battered. They have broken their ribs, arms, legs, ankles, wrists, elbows, toes, fingers, nose, jaw, back, arm, legs, elbows…wait, I'm repeating.

"I didn't do it! Usopp did!" I retorted.

Usopp spat whatever he was drinking and stood up. "I did no such thing!"

"Yeah! If you haven't called Zolo a ladies' man, this wouldn't have happen!"

"If you didn't call Zolo a girl-loving-swordsman, I wouldn't have said that!"

"How should I know that you would say that if I said that?"

"I don't know! Why are we even arguing!?"

We turned to Nami, who was startled. "Hey Nami, who's fault was it again?" I asked.

Chopper was tending to their wounds. When Sanji heard Usopp say that I called Zolo a girl-loving-swordsman, he groaned in pain and glared at Zolo. Zolo just snorted.

Nami sighed. "The people who I live with!" she exclaimed. Wait, so it's her family's fault?

Then Robin came out. "My, it's pretty lively here. What happened?" she asked, closing her book that was rested on her one hand.

Usopp tried to look professional. "Well," he began, crossing his arms, "It all started…"

Then he babbled on about how Sanji and Zolo were fighting over a cookie and that Usopp had to teach them a lesson by beating them up. They were dreadfully sorry that they acted so immature and gave him the cookie in return for giving them an honorable lesson that they will never forget.

"THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED YOU DOPE!" Sanji and Zolo shouted simultaneously.

"And it was a very delicious cookie indeed." Usopp continued, ignoring the outburst.

I giggled. Nami sighed and palmed her face. "Why me?" she wailed.

"How did the commotion really began? Not that your story wasn't dull, thank you very much, Mr. Long Nose," said Robin.

Usopp grinned. "That's my specialty! Have I ever mentioned that I slayed a sea monster once?"

"Not now Usopp." Nami called.

"It all began when Nami was saying how girls are better than guys. Which was so stupid because we all know that guys are way better! Right guys?" I said.

Zolo nonchalantly waved his hand. "Don't drag me into that mess," he muttered.

Nami angrily stomped. "What are you saying!? Girls are way much better than guys! Right Sanji?" she said, turning to Sanji with puppy eyes.

Sanji grinned ever so happily and had had hearts popping out of his eye sockets. "Right Nami! Guys are no match for the all superior girls!" he sang.

My mouth hung open as Nami smirked. "SANJI! YOU TRAITOR!" I screamed.

"SHUT UP! WHO SAID THAT I WAS A SEXIST ANYWAY!?" Sanji yelled back.

I turned to Usopp. "What do you think Usopp?"

He looked away nervously and scratched his neck. "I don't know, Luffy. Sorry, but I don't want to be beaten by Nami, she's scary when we have to go against her!" he whispered that was loud enough for Nami to hear.

She clenched her fists until they were white. "I can hear you, Usopp," she said dangerously.

Usopp yelped and ran behind the mast. I frowned. "Chopper?"

Chopper looked up. "Um, Luffy, I don't think I want to be a sexist. Whatever that is. But it sounds bad. I don't want to be bad. I'm even a doctor!"

I sighed and hung my head in a dramatic manner. "Fine, you win Nami," I grumbled, admitting defeat.

Nami smirked. "See? Girls do have their advantages!" she said.

Sanji and Zolo later were well enough to walk around, but they won't be fighting for a while. We had loads of meat for dinner.

"Luffy! Quit stealing my food!" Usopp cried.

I stuffed the bread into my mouth and stretched my arm out. I kept stuffing my face like I would usually do when I'm a guy, until my stomach was all round and fat with food. Then later, all that fat would be digested. It made me remember how I was able to eat 120 dishes on a dare when I was still a rubber teen.

Since I ate the Gum Gum Fruit, I have the ability to eat as much as I want. Since my stomach can expand, I wouldn't pop. Nothing can ever fill me up!

That night, I sat on top of Merry Go's figurehead. I was staring absent-mindedly at the sea. I wonder how far I'll need to go when I'll be able to turn back into a guy. Robin said that it will take months, but I'll wait. I'll become a guy no matter how long I have to wait.

I can't even let Ace see me like this! What would my brother say? He might not care, but still…

"Thinking?"

Startled, I yelped. I turned around and saw Sanji leaning against the rail. His arms crossed and he wore a nonchalant expression with his cigar between his lips.

"Oh Sanji! You scared me! And, yeah, I was thinking. I was thinking about what Robin said to me earlier,"

"About how handsome I am and that she would love to get together with me?"

I frowned. "No! It was about how long it will take us to get to that island! She said it'd take a couple months to get there. But I don't care how long it'll take me to get beck to be a guy!" I said with determination.

He took out the cigar and blew out a puff of smoke. "You really must hate being a girl," he said.

"I do! They're weird, have these things on their chests, and…they're weird!" I exclaimed.

"You know, you're really stupid,"

"Huh?" I turned to him with a puzzled expression on my face.

"Girls have just as much rights as guys do. They can be strong, smart, and just about anything. You're just too stubborn to see that," he explained, then placed the cigar back to his lips and took a deep breath.

I frowned. "But don't you sometimes think that girls are so…weird?"

"How so?"

"Well, they always talk and talk about stuff that I don't even understand, and they have periods."

"That's just the way they are. We are the way guys are." Sanji said.

"I guess your right. But I'm not entirely a sexist though!"

Sanji raised an eyebrow.

"I mean, I think I wasn't listening to half the things I thought before, but I do think that girls can be really strong. And especially scary. Nami is all those things!"

Sanji smiled. "Glad you finally understand. And Nami isn't scary, she's beautiful,"

I rolled my eyes. "Whatever. By the way Sanji, I thought you would be perverted around all kinds of girls. Even if a boy turns into one." I said.

Sanji scrunched his face in disgust. "Ew. Why would I want to do that with you? You used to be a guy. If I did, then it'll be like doing it with a boy. I'm not gay, you know."

"Really? I remembered you were flirting with a guy who looked like a girl," I quickly mentioned.

Sanji choked on his cigar and glared at me. "THAT WAS WHEN I THOUGHT HE WAS A CHICK!"

I giggled. Then Sanji had a surprised expression on his face. "Wow, you have a cute laugh when you're a girl," he stated.

I rolled my eyes. "Don't get used to it. I'm going to be a guy soon, in a couple months that is."

"Really? Are you sure you won't stay as a chick? I might even let you get first dibs on lunch," Sanji said as he waggled his eyebrows.

I laughed. "And I thought you weren't gay!"

"I'm not, you're a girl so it doesn't matter."

I frowned. At first Sanji wouldn't even treat me with any extra kindness because he knew that I was a guy at heart and it would be like doing it with another guy. I was extremely happy by that, but now he's acting differently. Not the same way he would do it with Nami or Robin, but it's just different. He might be like that also if Usopp turns into a girl too. Definitely not Zolo since they hate each other so much.

"Well, I better get back. See you later, captain," said Sanji. He walked down, leaving me alone.

I sighed and blew my bangs off my forehead. Sanji's so weird, like a girl.

COULD THIS BE SANJI AND LUFFY LOVE!? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN BETWEEN ZOLO AND LUFFY!? CHOOSE YOUR PICK! STAY TOON!