From Lunareclipse3
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Dear Iggy,
'ello! Thanks for writing to us, I'm sure it's taking time out of your oh so pressing schedule~! So I was watching the news the other day and I was so happy to find out you and Francis have finally made amends and become Allies! That's great but what did Alfred think, hmm? *wiggles eyebrows*
On the subject of Alfred, why are there so many noncon fics between you and him, hmm? Is there a grain of truth in any off them? Hmm?
On a lighter note, I love your eyebrows and have apparently inherited them, being from Ghana one of the countries you colonized. So thanks~ I guess. My friends don't agree they are so awesome...
Tell Alfred 'hi' and take a trip down to Florida for him, if you know what I mean, okay ;)
~Lunar
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Dear Lunar,
I give you many thanks! It makes me happy to see that people actually care about what I am doing and feeling! Thank you! But, do not worry. My tremendously full schedule includes writing to you. After all, it is my new...job...
*clears throat*
Yes, France and I are now...allies. Not that I needed and ally. No, no! Of course not! And what do you mean exactly? I do not care what Alfred thinks of my new alliance. Besides, we have not spoken since...let's see...the last meeting? He hasn't even called me up on the phone...Not that I care. Besides he is most likely busier than even me because of his appalling economy.
N-noncon fics? Do you mean nonconsensual fiction? Between Alfred and I? You read that crap? I don't bloody know why there are so many and of course there is nothing true about any of them! None of those things actually happened between us and quite frankly, it never will!
Yes, a lighter note. I need to calm down...
So you have my eyebrows? Continue to wear them with pride, then, just as I have. And I hope you trim them every once in a while! It takes a bit of work to make them look like mine. You should know as well as I do that they sometimes have sudden and unpredictable growsperts. Oh and make sure you wash them too. You never know what may be hiding in there...
Ghana? Oh yes, I remember. It was not very pleasant for me. You understand, with the frequent wars and whatnot?
And your friends probably have slim eyebrows like that dirty frog France, so they are plain and bland. Just remember that, and like I said earlier. Wear them with pride!
I will not comply with your request! And yes, I know full well what you mean and no! It will not be happening!
Though I can tell you this. Do you know my pet, Emilia? You know; my unicorn? She says 'hi'.
~Arthur Kirkland.
Also known as England or the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Good day.
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