From Carmen/Chile (i wrote this song for you)
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England, United Kingdom, Iggy,
So I hear that to think you're pretty cool. And stuff and I also hear that you play a mean flute. You have sexy eyebrows and a sexy voice to go along with them. Uh... So tell me my good sir, why is it that you act like you have a stick shoved up your ass? Spain-niichan told me... But he also told me not to talk to you because you can't cook and are a ruthless pirate. I don't think so. You should come visit South America some time... And if you're wondering what was going on in my mind in that first sentence... I have no idea. One more thing; I might have accidentally stolen all of your tea... By accident...
Please don't kill me...
Carmen V.C (Chile)
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Dear Carmen,
I...did not quite understand what you meant by that first sentence. And I do not play a flute, either. Are there more rumors floating around that I know absolutely nothing about?
Oh! T-thank you! :D I...do not know what to say in response to that compliment though. However, I have been told that before, well, excluding the bit about my sexy eyebrows...but I probably should not have spoken about that. It is not as if people need to know about hi–...Nevermind!
What? I-I do not act like I have a stick shoved up my bottom! Spain? OH of course he of all people would say such a thing! And yes I can cook thank you! What could he possibly know about cooking anyway! Everything he makes tastes only of tomatoes!
A ruthless pirate? That would have been a lovely compliment in the old days...ah, how I miss those days...
~Reminiscence of a pirate~
Visit South America, hmm? Maybe. That would have to be dependent on whether or not my schedule will allow travel.
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You have...stolen...all of my tea? What?
*Goes to check*
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THE HELL? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH ALL OF MY TEA? I WANT THE WHOLE LOT BACK RIGHT NOW, CHILE! IF YOU DON'T I WILL TELL BOLIVIA TO STEAL ALL OF YOUR GRAPES SO YOU CAN STOP MAKING WINE! I BET THAT WOULD RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH FRANCE, RIGHT?
GIVE ME BACK MY TEA,
~ARTHUR KIRKLAND
ALSO KNOWN AS THE UNITED BLOODY KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITIAN AND NORTHERN IRELAND!
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Wow, if I was British, I'd most certainly kill you right now. But then again, I could always just go to the store and buy some more. :/
And I forgot to mention this earlier. Please try not to send a letter in the point of view that someone else is already using. Meaning, if someone sends a letter that was sent by Sealand, you shouldn't send a letter that is also by Sealand. Unless you're sending a continuation of that letter and that person says you can, kay? Thanks!