From: cross-over-lover232
If you're offended by my edits you can yell at me if you want. ^^'
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Dear Sir Kirkland,
My name is Elizabeth, and I can't even begin to tell you how happy I am to be able to write to you at last. It truly is an honor that I thought I would never have! I sent along some home baked chocolate chip cookies for you to have at tea time, I hope that doesn't offend you...
I would like to know about the fruits and vegetables you like best and which you detest, if that is not too much trouble? I myself love the taste of green beans right from the garden and strawberries plucked right from a vine.
The colours I like best are white and blue, but never red, it reminds me far too much of bloodshed. What colours suit you best?
Love,
Elizabeth
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Dear Lady Elizabeth,
First, I must say that your name is very beautiful. It reminds me of someone very dear to me.*
Haha...it makes me happy to hear that you feel honored to talk to me. And you have even sent me cookies! Homemade, too! How would I be offended? No true gentleman-such as myself- would ever reject such a gift.
Are you of my people? The cookies you sent me looked and tasted exactly like what I would have made. I enjoyed them so much! Do you think you can send me a recipe?
Hmm...let's see...my absolute favourite fruit is the apple; after all, it is my national fruit.** But I also like...tomatoes...but don't tell Antonio about that! I don't know what he would do. And for my favourite vegetable? That would be either the cauliflower for its lovely taste or Brussels sprouts because it is packed with nutrition that does wonders for the body. But strawberries are one of the tastiest fruits out there...
Without a doubt, you must be British! I love those colours as well! But I would add green along with them.
Yes, bloodshed is never a good thing. Even after seeing beyond my fair share of blood being shed on the battlefield, it still has me shaken up a bit.
Honestly, my dear friend, Ms. Fairy, would love to meet you. But because we are not face to face, she has only told me to tell you 'hi'. You two would probably become friends immediately!
With much pleasure,
~Arthur Kirkland
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* -Queen Elizabeth
** -I...don't think England has a national fruit...but the apple was pretty famous in England back in the Roman times.
Ahh...this letter felt calm.
Oh and I'm using favourite and colour instead of favorite and color because I totally forgot that I'm supposed to be acting British...