From Totally Not Sealand
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Hey there, Jerk!
Don't insult America! Pssh. He's way cooler than you anyday, and he would let me play Left 4 Dead 2 as late as I wanted, I'll bet... (Unlike SOMEBODY. Cough cough.)
Anyways, since you ARE asking for questions... -smirk-
1) Would you rather watch a horror movie with Russia or a /suggestive/ movie with France?
2) Am I a better territory than America? (C'mon, you know you wanna answer this one truthfully!)
3) Tell them about the April fool's Day story. DON'T LIE, I WAS THERE. Not really a question, but hey?
Well, I gotta go help Raivis hide Russia's pipe while he's drunk. It's been fun, brows.
~The amazing independent sovereign nation of Sealand ;D
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Sealand,
How typical. Taking sides with another country-who has not even recognized you-just because he let you play some video games? Rated M video games? How naïve of you. Well...I am glad that you are not at my house, running up my electricity bills.
1) Uh, a horror movie with Russia, thank you. There is a less chance that I would be molested during it. N-n-not that you should even know what molest means you brat!
2) No. You're not. When Alfred was a child, he never annoyed me this much. Well...until he grew up that is...
3) April fool's Day story? I am going to assume that you are referring to the last April fool's Day, where you went around screaming that I had finally recognized you as a country? No of course not. How about the one before that, when it was clear that I was having a horrible day, and I told you that Russia had recognized you as a country and wanted to become allies? I recall telling you to go to his house and telling him that you agreed to become allies. Too bad...Belarus was there...
Oh yes, get caught why don't you. Don't come running to me if your plan goes wrong.
By the way, you also have my eyebrows if you have not had the pleasure of noticing.
~Arthur Kirkland
P.S. Please learn how to speak less like America. All of those 'wannas' and 'gottas' make my eyes want to bleed.
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I made up that April fool's day thing D:
I had no idea what you were talking about...
Oh and...if you're going to send more Sealand letter's please make an account? I might turn off allowing anonymous reviews.
EDIT: Sorry if that thing in parenthesis sounded like it came from me! Sometimes I put things in the letter before I start writing to plan what I might want England to say. Wow, if that actually came from me, I'd sound like a total arschloch (to avoid cursing in English) wouldn't I?