From wohalin
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Hi, England... I've come to ask you some questions, so yeah. Um, /uncomfortable laugh...
I'm sorry; I'm hopeless at this sort of thing. Don't mind me, yes?
Here they are:
1) How was Hong Kong when you had him? Did he show any emotion back then, either?
2) What is your favorite foreign food?
3) Is there any nation you would like to know better? (Ah, I'm sorry if I'm being invasive. ^^")
4) What is your favorite tea and why? Personally, I love chamomile.~
5) Would you rather get leered at by Russia for an entire meeting or be punched in the face by Japan?
6) In your pirate days, weren't you a bit of an alcoholic? A-Ah, although... I don't know, inner me kind of fears you getting completely awesomely smashed in pirate!regalia and killing Sealand or Wales. Be safe always. :3
7) You land on an island with America, Canada, France, and Russia. Would you be able to work together to figure out a solution to get help, or would you argue?
8) (Last one, I promise.) If you were human, what career would you be most interested in pursuing?
So yes, that's all, and thank you very much in advance for your response! May I have a quick hug?
Sincerely,
xx wohalin
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Dear Wohalin,
1) Ah yes...Hong Kong...he was a bit of a strange fellow back then. Of course, better then that stupid git Alfred was when he was little, except I could never tell whether or not Hong Kong liked me or hated me. It was quite awkward between us for the first few decades and still, nothing has really changed...
2) Scones, obviously! Quite sadly, it did not come from England. It came from that damned Scotland. However, he was still under my influence at the time!
3) No way! I know every one of them quite well already. More than I would like to as a matter of fact...
4) Well...that is a tough question. Seeing as there are over one hundred different teas to choose from. Hmm...Perhaps Earl Gray? Yes, definitely. Now that I think about it, it might be time for me to have some tea...
5) What kind of absurd and utterly arbitrary question is that? For one, Russia already leers at people! Two! Japan-as you must already know- is a bit of a...girl at times. Not enough to be Polandish but you know. Pansyish? Whatever! Just don't tell him that I'm saying all of this rubbish about him, will you? Japan is too nice for that.
6) An alcoholic? In my pirate days? HA! Rum, whisky! You know the stuff. I had it all! I must say those days were probably the best times of my life! Well...unless you include my punk days. God...I was bloody cool then...
...Anywho!
Back when I was a pirate, I was feared by everyone! I could have any damn thing I wanted, whenever I bloody wanted it and no one complained! Except for Spain but you know how that ended! So don't worry. You're not the only one who was scared, but...
Killing Sealand? Wales? Hell, what kind of a question is that? No matter how much I...*clears throat* dislike them, I would never kill them. I'm mean...do you know what that would do to my um...reputation?
7) OK first. What the bloody hell am I doing on an island with those idiots? Second...Cana-what? Third. I wouldn't even waste my time trying to figure anything out with those people. I would, of course, teleport myself off that island with my magic. It's as simple as that.
8) Job? Hmm...Prime Minister. Why not?
A...hug? Why? Honestly, I do not think that would be appropriate. I'm going to have to say no to that.
Good day,
~Arthur Kirkland
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OMG I FREAKING UPDATED! ;_;
It's been like forever has it not?
Well, my reasons for this are because I had this long science project to do, so I could barely get on the computer unless it was to do my project. I was actually supposed to update a few days ago but I was grounded for reasons that shall not be named. _
So anyways, I'll try my best to alert you guys from now on for the times when I won't be updating for a while. Hope I didn't make any of you mad or anything.
Please comment (via letter or just a comment) and...
Have a jolly good day old chaps. May God Save the Queen and all that palarva~
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