From AquaGrace
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Dearest Arthur Kirkland
Thank you for taking time out of your extremely awesome busy life to read this! You're the coolest gentleman ever (every girls dream to have caring gentleman *sighs*) and know how to put people in their place! Makes me proud to be a black British! (Part Jamaican)
You know, I think you only get bushy eyebrows if you're extremely intelligent because it's rare to see people with very bushy eyebrows! And with 37 countries under Great Britain's control when the British Empire was at its peak, I'll say your intelligence is off the charts! ;D
And I'm a terrible cook too! Something always goes wrong when I cook! Haha and I heard you like sewing, how cute! You're my favourite country! Just one question bugging me: You know the Jamaica have you seen her lately or is she still mad about the trade?
Keep up the good work sweetie, and kick France's ass for me!
Thousands of love hearts,
AquaGrace
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Dear AquaGrace,
I am the coolest gentleman ever, am I not? On the other hand, if you are looking for more people like me, you should come by England sometime. My land is full of both Gentleman and Ladies who are far more superior to that of the French.
Thank you for the compliment but I must disagree. I could give you a list of others with eyebrows like mine who are not intelligent at all. In fact, I will.
-That brat Sealand
-That wanker Scotland
-That ungrateful Ireland
And just because this list of the unintelligent would seem meaningless without him:
-That bloody git America
Haha...well...I don't mean to brag but yes. I would say my intelligence is off the charts.
Hey wait. What was the meaning of that sentence, 'I'm a horrible cook too'? I'm not a horrible cook! Please refrain from including me in that statement!
And I like to call it embroidery.
C-cute? *blush* Well it is something of a sport in my country...
-Silence-
Well I...really don't think it would be wise to mention that, for obvious reasons of course. No I haven't seen her.
I will gladly oblige (the Frenchie ass-kickery included)
T-thank you...,
~Arthur Kirkland
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OK peoples, I'm going to England's house for a little longer than a week. Currently, I'm at the airport waiting for the plane so if anything comes out looking funky or anything, blame Google Docs. And since I'm leaving for so long, I'm submitting 6 or so letters. Merry Christmas and have an awesome New Year!