Title: 100 Themes Challenge
Author: flannelninja
Pairings: Kyman, Kebe, Stenny, Creek,
A/N: As mentioned in the last chapter, this is where the diary entries begin. They will overlap one another. It may be a tad confusing at first, but I know you'll get it. R/R please! Oh, and this list was written by ~darknessversuslight at dA.
Chapter 2- Complicated
September 6th
Dear… journal…
I'm writing because I was told it was required. Please don't think I want to… if you can think at all…
Dear faggy diary,
I guess we should get to know each other, heh. My name is Eric Cartman. And one day, I shall rule the world.
Dear diary,
My name is Bebe. I never thought I'd be writing in one of these again.
Dear diary:
I'm curious if I should re-write my previous diary entries in here? I have all the entries up to Elementary school in there. Maybe I should just throw it out. I've been keeping those memories an awful long time.
Journal-
I don't know what the fuck to write in here. I could just write blah blah blah for pages and Mr. Garrison wouldn't know. He's just checking it, after all. –sigh- Do they expect us to talk about our problems? Do any of us even have problems?
Diary…
My parents are hitting each other again. It still scares me just like it did when I was little. Maybe they should get a little visit from Mysterion. I haven't dressed up in years. I missed so much of my childhood being dead. At least I got to hang out with Damien. He and Pip are all over each other though. It's weird. Don't think I'm a homophobe, I'm not, it's just that—
Dear… journal…
I'm gay. And I'm afraid that my friends won't accept me.
Dear Diary,
You know what's weird? As much as I love Wendy, she hasn't had a boyfriend in years. Too much work and not enough play makes Jack a dull boy and all that. Of course, if she doesn't want one, she doesn't want one. It'd just clear up some suspicions though. I think she's a lesbian.
Diary…
-if Kyle or Stan came out, I might freak out a little. They're my best friends, besides Cartman who might as well be asexual, and it'd just be so awkward for me if one of them suddenly told me that they were—
Dear faggy diary,
You know who's even gayer than you? Kyle and Stan. Super best friends my ass. At first I thought it was just them distancing themselves from me like everyone does. But then, I realized what was really going on. What was going on you ask? Some major butt-fucking, that's what.
Dear… Journal…
I want to come out, I really do. But what will they say? You can never know for sure.
Dear faggy diary,
The second they come out of the closet is the day I start ripping on both their bitch asses. Well, I always rip on their bitch asses. But, ya' know… even harder about being gay.
Journal-
I don't know anyone with any problems other than having to do this stupid assignment. We all get along pretty well, we all get pretty good grades, and none of our parents beat us. We have good lives in this little hick town.
Dear Diary:
And I should know by now that some memories are best to leave behind. Yeah. I think I'll throw it away.
-Sincerely, Wendy Testaburger
Dear Diary,
I'm just saying maybe!
Dear… Journal…
I'm glad no one's reading this. Goodnight.
-Kyle
Journal-
I bet Kyle agrees with me.
-Stan
Dear Diary,
I'm glad Wendy'll never see this. 'Night.
-Love, Bebe
Dear faggy diary,
I wish Kyle was reading this. Heh.
-Eric Carman
Diary…
I wish my parents would stop fighting.
-Kenny