Title: 100 Themes Challenge
Author: flannelninja
Pairings: Kyman, Kebe, Stendy, Creek, Crenny,
A/N: This chapter Craig and Tweek finally enter the story! 'Cuz they went to class! Be proud of them! XD R/R please.
Chapter 3- Making History
September 7th
Dear, uh, diary…
Craig and I actually went to class today-
Diary:
Today was the most boring day ever. Usually me and Tweek only go to school to sell, honestly. And to make it all just that much better, we got these stupid diaries.
Dear, uh, diary…
It was a little awkward. We found out we had assigned seats and weren't allowed to sit next to each other. So he had to sit next to Kenny, who he kept staring at. I wasn't—
Diary:
Kenny McCormick is hot.
Dear, uh, diary…
Jealous or anything though. Craig has never cheated on me. He says he loves me! And he gives me no real reason to doubt him.
Diary:
I'd tap that. Tweek is cute and all. And I love him. If anyone even stared at him sideways, I'd beat their ass. But, there's nothing wrong with me getting a little on the side, is there?
Journal-
Kenny is a queer magnet.
Diary:
I mean, he can't get hurt if he doesn't even know, right? And it's not like I haven't cheated on him before. This wouldn't be any different. And Kenny is "straight" so he obviously wouldn't tell anybody—
Diary…
I think Craig wants me to sell drugs for him. He's kind of like the kingpin at our school. He has a lot of people running around the town for him… going to the colleges or selling on the side of the street. I've heard he even has a guy who sells to middle school students. I don't think I could do it—
Dear faggy diary,
Haha! Diary, you should've seen the way Tweek was freaking out in class. He was practically hyperventilating.
Dear, uh, diary…
But there's a first time for everything. I may have been a bit flipped out in class today. Craig is the only one who can calm me down. But he was… otherwise entangled. Maybe he just wants him to sell. Who knows what Craigy could be thinking? Oh… that's my little nickname for him. Craigy. I think it's cute. He thinks it's girly. So I can only call him Craigy behind his back. Sometimes, I have my doubts.
Dear faggy diary,
And Kenny was sweating like the poor bastard he is, too.
Diary…
I probably could use the money. I could buy new clothes. Get a new hoodie. How much do they cost anyway?
Dear, uh, diary…
But when I'm lying there in his arms, I just know he's the only one for me. He makes me feel so safe and warm…
Diary:
So, new goal: Tap Kenny's sweet ass.
-Craigy
Dear, uh, diary…
It's just hard when we're apart, is all. I hope we don't go to class tomorrow.
-Tweek Tweak
Dear faggy diary,
Oh well. G'night diary.
-Eric Cartman
Diary…
Good night.
-Kenny
Journal-
Bye.
-Stan Marsh