From Chile #2 (i wrote this song for you)
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Yoooo
England, just so you know... Stealing grapes is sooooooo not cool! I would give your tea back but... Well... It appears as is your beloved ally France ran away with it... I don't feel like chasing him soooooooooooooo... HAVE FUN GETTING YOUR TEA BACK, DUDE!
In most USxUK fics you're on the bottom. I find that hilarious. Really.
I was wondering if you're like that kid from Sixth Sense. Can you see dead people too? Anyhoo I really must be going now... I need to find France...
Heh heh heh
Stealing grapes is bad...
-Chile
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Chile,
I would not have stolen your grapes if you had not stolen my tea!
B-beloved ally? That damned Frog is nothing of the like! He can kiss my British arse for all he's worth!
Hmph…that Frog does not have all of my tea because you didn't steal all of it. I've just remembered that I have an entirely different collection of tea hidden somewhere in my house. There's no way you could have found it!
Th-the Ffff-what? O/O
P-people think that I am-would be on the-
N-no! This must be the third damn time somebody has mentioned these obviously inaccurate stories! To set the record straight, none of that is true! I swear, those stories were written by that damn France and his stupid lovers in an attempt to humiliate me!
They can all just shove it up their arse and find a life.
Bloody idiots…
Yes, I can see dead people thank you.
I thought you weren't going to find France in the first place?
Stealing tea is worse,
~Arthur Kirkland
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