Title: 100 Themes Challenge
Author: flannelninja
Pairings: Kyman, Kebe, Stendy, Creek, Crenny, Candy
A/N: This chapter is very obviously going to be about Cartman. Just so you know: because of the whole overlapping thing, you don't get to see all of the journal entries; which is why the events of today happen. Cartman isn't going to be writing though. Heh. R/R please!
Chapter 4- Rivalry
September 8th
Dear… diary…
The best thing ever happened today.
Journal-
L.O.L.
Dear Diary:
Oh my… These diaries have certainly become interesting.
Diary…
I always kind of expected it in a way.
Dear… diary…
Eric Cartman, the asshole who calls me a fag everyday of his life… is gay. For me.
Diary…
At least Kyle doesn't reciprocate.
Journal-
Bebe was reading her diary over again while Cartman read over her shoulder. He started snickering and she finally noticed him. So she took his journal, and started beating his ass black and blue with it, when Mr. Garrison came in. She pretended she was actually reading it, and I guess she actually did, because the next thing we all knew she was laughing hysterically. She bit her lip, and looked back to us. Cartman's eyes were wide when she finally spoke. "Someone had a wet dream last night~" She giggled. Everybody's attention peaked. Kyle sputtered in disgust. It was kind of a gross thought. "About his ultra rival. Someone in this very class." Everyone looked to Kyle, and Bebe slowly but surely nodded her head.
Dear, uh, diary,
Mind blown. I don't think I can handle this information. Not at all. I smoked a joint after class with Craig. For some reason, we only went to English.
Diary…
Kyle's face turned the worst shade of green, and he ran out. Probably to vomit.
Dear diary,
Best day ever. Kenny and I even made up. How awesome is that. And all because of you… I bet Cartman won't be writing any time soon though. Hah!
-Love, Bebe
Dear, uh, diary,
Kenny? Who's that? I mean, well, I know who he is. I'm just proving a point that I don't care. And that we were in English class today proves nothing. Craig didn't touch Kenny. Although… he did stare at him the entire class period. It means nothing! Gah! I'm done writing.
-Tweek Tweak
Diary…
Craig is freaking me out. I know he's serious about his little business, but if he wants to talk to me he should. In other news, Bebe's putting out again. Thank God. Sex is a magical thing. At least I can still say with absolute confidence I am one hundred percent straight. And no wet dream about Craig is going to change that. Not that I had one… It's just that if I did, it wouldn't… what am I trying to explain it to you for anyhow? You're an inanimate object! My dad just came in… Probably looking for his money. I've got to go.
-Kenny
Journal-
Kenny got the best new jacket. It looked expensive. Cartman always teases him about being poor, but sometimes I doubt it. We've never even been to his house before. His family is probably as normal as me or Kyle's.
-Stan Marsh
Dear Diary:
I should've known. I did kiss him that one time in the fourth grade… and that one time in the eighth grade. But not even Bebe knows about that…
Sincerely, Wendy Testaburger