Title: 100 Themes Challenge
Author: flannelninja
Pairings: Kyman, Kebe, Stendy, Creek, Crenny, Candy
A/N: I'm writing this on Thanksgiving. It feels like a Candy kind of day.
Chapter 5- Unbreakable
September 9th
Dear… Diary…
Fatass came to school late today.
Diary Diary:
Something amazing happened… and now, well, now…
Dear faggy diary,
NaNaNaNa Neeeeeeehhhh Nehhhhh, Guess who has a girlfriend? I dooooo, I doooooo.
Journal-
I broke up with Wendy two years ago! Why would I care? –shudders- I know why. 'Cuz it's just plain wrong. Why is a hot chick like Wendy getting with that bastard?
Dear Diary,
I guess she's not a lesbian after all. She's just a chubby chaser…
Dear Diary:
I should start from the beginning.
Diary…
This is the beginning of a strange trend.
Dear, uh, Diary,
Cartman walked into class like five minutes late. No one honestly expected him to show up. I wouldn't have.
Dear Diary,
Mr. Garrison yelled at him, even brought Mr. Hat out. Someone needs to burn that thing. I'll do it if I have to.
Diary:
I was staring at Kenny, as always. I know, I know. That's my ingenious plan? Staring at him? The answer is yes. Yes it is. You'd be surprised how often this strategy works. Anyway, Cartman practically sauntered in, with a bouquet of flowers to boot.
Diary…
He even took Token and Butters out of class. Return of the Faith +1, right? Except this time, he wasn't singing about Jesus…
Dear Diary:
He was singing for me! And maybe it's because he's older and more fit, or maybe because his voice has dropped (even though he still has that weird accent going on), but it was kind of a turn-on! What girl could resist? He handed me the bouquet of flowers, and said, "For you, babe." I must've blushed bright red, because Bebe hit my shoulder and scowled, trying to remind me this was the bastard who had called me ho all those years. But he was also the bastard who had kissed me so gently in the eighth grade.
If I'm being honest,
Dear Diary,
If I'm being honest,
Dear Diary:
Maybe I've had a crush on him ever since.
-Sincerely, Wendy Testaburger
Dear Diary,
The girl has lost her mind.
-Love, Bebe
Dear… Diary…
I think he's just trying to prove that he doesn't find me sexually attractive because he's straight. To drag Wendy into this is just despicable.
-Kyle Broflovski
Diary faggy diary…
Am I just dragging Wendy into this because I'm despicable? Who knows? Certainly not Kyle. Haha… Haha… HA HA HA!
-Eric Cartman
Journal-
I just hope she doesn't get hurt.
-Stan
Diary…
What does the Faith + 1 even mean?
-Kenny
Dear, uh, diary,
Good night
-Tweek Tweak
Diary:
G'Night.
-Craigy