Title: 100 Themes Challenge
Author: flannelninja
Pairings: Kyman, Kebe, Stendy, Creek, Crenny, Candy
A/N: It feels like this chapter should focus on Cartman, right? He's obsessed with so many things. But instead it shall focus on Wendy, Kyle, Craig, and Tweek. I like to tell you these things. I'm not sure why. XD R/R.
Chapter 6- Obsession
Dear Diary:
Tomorrow, I'm going out with Cartman Eric for the first time. I should call him by his first name now, right? Hm. Maybe I should call Bebe and ask…
Dear Diary,
What is wrong with my girl? What's with this sudden interest in Cartman? I mean, he's changed appearance-wise… and that gesture in class was sweet and all, but she knows who she's dealing with right? Hold on, that's the phone.
Diary:
So today, Kenny finally broke. He said hello to me. I just smirked. Step one complete. We're practically fucking.
Dear Diary,
Oh god, her brain's turned to mush. She just asked me what to call Cartman now. I told her "Whatever the fuck you want!" and hung up. I'm just so confused…
-Love, Bebe
Dear Diary:
That didn't go very well. Bebe never curses at me. We're besties, and we always have been. Maybe something's going on with her and Kenny.
Diary…
Craig smiled at me. A gigantic, malicious, evil grin… man. He must have some important plan for me. Bebe tried to talk to me, but I was just too scared, and… I think he's been following me! I had to run for home! No one would dare go to my ghetto ass neighborhood.
-Kenny
Dear… Diary…
Kenny ran into me in the hallway. I wonder what's up. I wonder what's up with a lot of things. No one's telling me anything anymore. Stan's sad all the time, and Cartman's going out with Wendy, and Kenny's… well, he's Kenny… Sometimes I don't see him for days…
But first off, why the hell is Cartman with anybody when he had a wet dream about me?
It just… it seems like a Iie. I don't want Wendy to get hurt. And I can see Stan's really weirded out by this whole thing. He's probably still in love with the girl.
Journal-
Wendy…
-Stan Marsh
Dear, uh, diary,
Alright! I saw the way Kenny looked at him! And, Goddamnit, that's enough of this! I dragged Craig into the hallway, and we had a long talk. He assured me nothing was going on, and reminded me that Kenny was straight. I doubt it. Anyone would go for Craigy…
-Tweek Tweak
Diary:
Tweek thinks Kenny likes me. I kissed him and made it all better… and flipped off all the onlookers, as usual. I've been thinking lately… if I can get in Kenny's pants; why not make it a three way?
-Craigy
Dear Diary:
Cartman asked me out in front of the whole class—
Dear… Diary…
While staring at me!
Dear Diary:
That's got to mean something, right? Like how much he cares about me, or something. When you like someone, you want the whole world to know, right?
Dear… Diary…
Ya'know what I'm going to do? I'm going to follow them! Yeah! I'll see how well this little date of theirs turns out…
-Kyle
Dear Diary:
Nothing can ruin tomorrow…
-Sincerely, Wendy Testaburger