AN ~ thanks to EsmeAliceRose and Bellisle96, my first reviewers! This one was a request by Bellisle96 AND Just4Me and so I decided to have two attempts. I hope you guys all enjoy!
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer I
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You know the empath Jasper
And Alice has visions,
Mind-reader Edward
Can hear all your wishes
But do you recall
The two strangest Cullens of all?
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Renesmee took down a reindeer;
Jake told her he liked her nose.
If Edward overheard him-
Trust me you don't want to know. (Better look out!)
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All of the other werewolves
Used to think Jake was insane.
Bells didn't like how Jacob
Called her daughter silly names! (Like Nessie)
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Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Edward came to say: (My darling)
"Nessie you're mature and bright,
You can stay with Jake tonight."
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Jacob and Nessie hugged him
Never thought he would agree (Yipee!)
Jake had promised they'd stay near -
They slept under the Christmas tree!
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer II
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You know Carlisle the father,
and Esme give kisses,
Funny one Emmett
And Rose can be vicious,
but shortest of all
she is always found at the mall...
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Alice the psychic vampire
How she got changed no-one knows
She's very short and quite slim
And if a party's on she'll go. (Rock the dance floor)
She saw the other vampires
Greeted them by all their names
They all love Alice dearly
Join in all her crazy games! (Giant Monopoly!)
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Don't forget her Jasper, he
Was at a pub one day: (so lonely)
Very much to his surprise
Alice met him, smiling wide
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The Cullens, of course, embraced him
He and Alice felt so free (Yipee!)
Carlisle said "Why not stay here?"
So Alice threw a big party!
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Did you like them? Which one was your fave? Joy to the World is coming soon...any more suggestions?
-TotallyTeamCE