Hi everyone, I hope your enjoying my newest fic, sorry for canceling naruto's normal life, but naruto's many odd secrets is just too much of the same, so, yeah. Please go onto my profile and vote for my newest fic available, and what it should be about, if its bloodline related, I'll open up another poll to determine what bloodline it should be! PLEASE VOTE, or else I'll just have to decide for myself.

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Zabuza was scared shitless, he couldn't defeat kitsune, you were supposed to flee on sight with him, but I have to kill the bridge builder or else I won't get paid. I'll just have to do it quietly. He thought.

Ne, naruto-kun, isn't it foggy, I'm sure you'll be able to protect tazuna, but what about your other mission? Asked Hinata.

Yeah, to tell the truth, I think we've got a bit of a problem. There's a ninja over in the trees, he's trying to mask his chakra, but it'si not working too well, try using your byakugan, and tell me what he looks like. Naruto said.

Ok, Naruto-kun. Byakugan. Well, I see him, he looks kind of muscular, he is wearing pin stripe pants, no shirt, he has a really big sword, he has bandages on his face and he has a mist ninja headband off to the side of his face. Hinata said describing everything she could to him. (Sorry if I'm wrong abput what he looks like, I'm going by memory)
(About stuff they don't want kakashi to know they talk in hushed voices)

Oh, this isn't going to be a problem, at least not for me, I'll give kakashi 20 minutes, and if he can't kill him, I will. Said naruto.

I see, what level is he at? Asked hinata.

I'd say about high-jounin. Stated naruto.

Wow, I wonder how well sensei will do. She wondered.

I'm sure he will do fine, he is currently doing some small missions in ANBU. Said Naruto.

Ano, naruto-kun, is that why you almost called kakashi-sensei Inu? Asked Hinata, still curious.

Yeah, you see, right now it's me, snake, inu, tiger, also, I am currently the captain of the team. Sadi naruto.

Sugoi! That is so cool naruto-kun! Said hinata leaning in for a kiss.

Get a room. Said kakashi, not even looking up from his little orange book.

Get a room yourself kakashi. Said naruto, talking about his perverted giggles from said perverted book.

Naruto put his arm around Hinata, she blushed at the action, but put her arm around him too.

As they finally arrived at the bridge, they stayed back to protect tazuna as naruto told kakashi zabuza was waiting for him on the bridge.

As the two started to fight, haku came over to try to fight the group of three and make it easier for zabuza to get to tazuna. Little did he know that the blonde boy was why zabuza was so nervous.

When haku got to tazuna, naruto grabbed his wrist and asked if he was going to stop fighting, but he said no, wrong choice.

After he said no, naruto flipped him over, and pinned him on the ground.
Breaking a few of his bones.

Aaahhhhh! Screamed haku.

Just stop it if you try to hurt anyone on this team, I'll kill you. Said naruto.

But haku was willing to die to save zabuza, so he threw senbon at sasuke and hinata both of them got hit right in the neck.

No, I can't lose you Hinata, I love you... NO! NOW YOU HAVE OFFICIALY PISSED ME OFF! I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Naruto screamed at the top of his lungs.

You bastard, you killed the only person in this world who actually loves me. Said naruto as he unsheathed his katana.

You're dead.

And with that, Naruto ran up to haku and fought him, slicing at him until he was immobilized, and then using the red rasengan to kill him using his yokai.

He then looked over at Zabuza, it had been about 25 minutes.

Kakashi, stop it, I'm tired of waiting for you to defeat him, let me at him. Said naruto already running at him katana drawn.

Naruto, you can't get him if I can't! Yelled kakashi.

Aaaah! Naruto screamed ready to kill him, he didn't want to, but he WOULD use the haraishin jutsu if he had to.

As he battled zabuza, he tried to reason with him: you don't have to kill me, right, kid, I just want to kill the bridge builder, and maybe the uchiha, that's it. He pleaded.

If neither of those were my mission, then I wouldn't have a problem with it, I mean, I hate both of them. But I have a mission to protect them, and without that I don't get paid, so how about I kill you slowly and painfully for what your little assistant did to my girlfriend. Said naruto.

O-oh she was your girlfriend, sh-shes not dead, just in a state where the senbon make it so she's out cold without a heartbeat. Zabuza stated, trying not to pee his pants because of the killer intent practically falling off of naruto.

KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU! Shouted Naruto. Go pull those senbon out of sasuke and hinata's neck.

*gasp* huh? Naruto-kun, what happened? Asked Hinata more than a little confused.

Oh, well right now, I'm fighting zabuza over there, but don't go, I can handle it I can't have you getting hurt.

Thanks, but after this, dispel, I want him to get this message. She said leaning in for a kiss, and then he dispelled.

Mmm, thank hinata-chan, that'll make killing him a lot easier knowing I can come back to you.

HYAAA! He yelled effectively cutting zubuza. He then continued sliceing, cutting off his arm. RASENGAN! Screamed naruto, blowing up zabuza with his powerful technique.

*clap clap clap* well done you've killed my little assistant, but now I'm gonna have to kill you. Said gato.

I'm afraid that's not going to happen, HARAISHIN NO JUTSU! He yelled, speeding towards gato by using his three pronged kunai.

No, no, NO, the only people who use that were the yandaime of the leaf village, and kistune. But your so small, you couldn't be kitsune. Yelled gato.

Oh yeah? Well the feared gato is about as short as I am, but your not going to kill me, it's the other way around. Naruto said unsheathing his katana yet again, and soon cutting off gato, literally, cutting him off, piece by piece.

Soon returning to Hinata, he didn't care who saw, he ran up to her and cried on his shoulder, he was supposed to be strong, he knew, but he didn't know what to do If he had lost her.

I don't know what I would've done if I had lost you, Hinata-chan. Cried naruto into her shoulder.

Naruto-kun, I love you. She said kidding him on the lips. They soon depend the kiss, but were interrupted by tazuna.

Hey, kid, you know you just killed three people, and now you choose to make out with your girlfriend on this BLOODY bridge! What is wrong with you, kid? Asked tazuna.

Plenty of things. He said inbetween kisses.

About five minutes later, kakashi woke up, along with sasuke, both were a bit shocked to see what they did, a bloodied naruto making-out with hinata, and tazuna mumbling something about psychotic childrens and their girlfriends.

Hello, earth to naruto, you've been there for like five minutes. said tazuna.

Wha- it's only been like one minute. Complained naruto.

Ugh, it's been five or six minutes, I think you've gotten enough of your girlfriend. Said tazuna.

O-oh. Naruto said blushing a bright red.

Naruto was about to faint, but Hinata beat him to it.

As they all headed back to tazuna's house.

They let hinata wake up naturally, and they all took a bit of a nap because they were tired.

When team seven was awake, they headed back to the village hidden in the leaves.

Hinata and naruto held hands the whole time. As they entered the village the both of them got strange looks from some of the villagers.

Kakashi told them that he would be nominating them for the chuunin exams.

They accepted, and trained everyday until the exams.

CHUUNIN EXAMS~

(The written part went on as the story, except with a more relaxed and responsible naruto.)

At the training grounds, team seven headed out to get some scrolls.

I see another team, come on, we need another scroll. said naruto.

Hai, naruto-kun. said hinata.

As they went down to a group of grass nin, they fought, and naruto brought out his katana and killed the two of the ninja, but he was having a hard time with this one ninja, he smelled of snakes, but it couldn't be him, could it? thought naruto.

Hinata-chan, get behind me, ok? said naruto.

O-ok, naruto-kun. said hinata.

Sasuke, stay as far away from hhim as possible shouted naruto, he flared his chakra to signal other ANBU to come to his aid.

Oh, I see you're smarter than you look, naruto-kun, you've been traing, haven't you? asked the grass nin in a sickly sweet voice.

You're orochimaru, aren't you? you smell of snakes. said anruto.

He flared his chakra in huge amounts signaling that he neede help with this.

Well, I must get to my job soon- but he couldn't finish before naruto punched him in the gut, all he could think was how, he was so far away.

You shouldn't let your guard down, your opponent is me. naruto stated flatly.

How? he asked, coughing up blood.

My dads jutsu.

He flared his ckakra once more hoping that it would make the ANBU come faster.

You aren't going to get away so easily, orochimaru. said naruto.

The two began to fight, and naruto tried to stall as long as he could so that the ANBU could arrive.

He sensed Inu, but he would need more people, he used a seal to keep him in the area, people could come in, but not go out unless he released it with a special handsign

Kukuku, you knoow such a force won't hold me. said orochimaru.

And I thought it wouldn't normally hold you, so I reinforced it with a different kind of chakra, and if you touch it from the inside, you will burn. said naruto.

Naruto-kun, you can't defeat him, you may be strong, you're not invincible! Hinata practically screamed at him.

I don't plan on it. Just stay out there, I can't have either of you getting hurt. he said cooly.

As more ANBU came towards him, he was relieved that he would be able to get orochimaru caught.

But as the ANBU came, they had a hard time fighting him off, he had to leet him go, but make him go in the other direction.

Once that happened, he headed over to sasuke and hinata, and made sure they were fine, then headed off.

They met up with some oto nins and stole their scrolls. Team seven soon after arrived at the place where they would be fighting.

*Poof* Hey, you guys can go on in, your room is number 538 on the third floor, now go on and get some rest. Said Iruka.

Ok, come on Hinata-chan, let's go! shouted naruto, running up to the room.

Now let's get settled in come on, hinata-cha- wha?

Oooh, it's a ciffy, what did naruto find in his room? you'll just have to wait and find out!

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