Disclaimer: Trust me I don't own glee. It would be completely different if i did.

It starts a little like this...

Stars_are_ametaphor: 7am and on the elliptical! An up and coming star must be keeping up with an exercise regimen. Remember that everyone.

El_Puckerone: What kind of freak wakes up at 7am? Oh wait. RT Stars_are_ametaphor: 7am and on the elliptical! An up and coming star must be keeping up with an exercise regimen. Remember that everyone.

Stars_are_ametaphor: El_Puckerone it'll do you good to remember how my hard work pays off when i'm getting my Tony Award in 5 years. You'll be eating your words Noah and you'll wish you'd been nicer.

El_Puckerone: Actually I'll be wishing i'd nailed you when i had the chance Stars_are_ametaphor

Stars_are_ametaphor: That's a horrible thing to say El_Puckerone. Who says you have a chance now? And what kind of asinine username is that?

El_Puckerone: Don't have a chance now? I def had a chance at Karofsky's party a couple weeks ago in his bathroom. And it's badass username Berry. One that I kept making you say if you remember.

Stars_are_ametaphor: If you must know Noah I don't remember this said incident. I've learned to black out traumatic experiences.

El_Puckerone: Do you use a bottle of Captain to do that one Stars_are_ametaphor. Seems to work for you I guess...

Stars_are_ametaphor: your accusations are appalling El_Puckerone. Rum is far too harsh for my vocal cords. Implying something like that is so...ugh I can't even deal with you anymore.

Stars_are_ametaphor: I refuse to deal with people who can't even respect my talent and my ambition for stardom. If you can't handle it well then...I see no reason for an association.

El_Puckerone: Ever the drama queen. RT Stars_are_ametaphor:I refuse to deal with people who can't even respect my talent and my ambition for stardom. If you can't handle it well then...I see no reason for an association.

Stars_are_ametaphor: Shut it Puckerman.

El_Puckerone: Come over here and make me ;-) well...what i'm thinking wouldn't shut me up anyway.

You have been blocked by Stars_are_ametaphor

So he's kind of a dick.

But seriously it was pretty funny and even Finn thought so. Actually the whole glee club was pretty riveted by the "Puckleberry Tweet War" (God when are people gonna stop with that name?) So he doesn't feel too bad.

But it's Tuesday and the whole incident happened on Sunday and she's still pissed at him.

But if he's gonna be honest with himself he has more of a reason to be pissed at her. She's been acting like Karofsky's party didn't even happen. But he did not imagine her cute little hands (he'll never understand the whole Manhands thing) unzipping his pants and reaching under the waistband of his boxers. Her skin was so soft like silk and he could still smell the vanilla he kept breathing in from her neck while he bit it. God the way she moved, he couldn't believe she was a virgin. If it weren't for stupid Brittany needing to get in the bathroom...

Whatever. He had to stop thinking about this at school. He also had to get Berry to talk to him again.

He finally catches her alone after glee practice and it kind of surprises him.

"So you blocked me Berry? A little much don't you think."

She rolls her eyes at him and it makes him want to laugh a little. Making her mad always gets him hot.

"Whatever Puckerman I'm done dealing with you. I don't know why you even care. I'm just an uptight diva after all and you got what you wanted from me," she replied looking at him sad and defeated.

"What are you talking about Rachel?"

"Isn't it obvious? You avoided me after Karofsky's party and that's when i knew it was just a hook-up to you. You got what you wanted and then we just went back to biting at each other. But i'm done with it Noah. I don't feel like talking to you if all we're going to do is argue."

Puck shook his head in amusement. This girl...she was so lucky he dug her.

"For a girl with such "high ambition" you're pretty stupid Berry..."

"Excuse me?"

"I thought you were avoiding me Rachel. You weren't talking or looking at me and it sucked. Like you thought I wasn't good enough or something. So I just wanted to get a rise out of you. Get your attention."

She looked him warily at first contemplating his words. But as they sunk in a small smile appeared on her face and she reached for Puck's hand.

"We're both pretty stupid aren't we?"

"It looks like it. Aren't we supposed to be jews?"

Her laugh was like music to his ears as they started to walk down the hallway together.

"Come on B...we gotta undo this whole blocking shit. Not cool."

And it ends a little like this.

El_Puckerone: Sneaking out of Stars_are_ametaphor's room because of her "routine" at 7am is such a bitch. Damn elliptical.