Chapter 2: Sirius Can't Keep the Ladies Happy

"Hullo," Autumn said. She had finally returned to the compartment.

"So how was it with Johnny?" Sirius asked.

"Alright," Autumn said coolly, her piercing blue eyes directed right at his own brown ones.

"Maybe you should stop going around and shagging everyone. It makes you look like a whore."

"Is that what you think of me? Maybe you should stop going around and shagging every girl you can. It must have been half the school by now. Have you ever thought of that? Oh, and mind you, I just broke up with him!" She screamed at him, as she left the compartment and slammed the door shut.

"What the hell was that for, Padfoot?" Remus asked.

"Yeah, mate, that wasn't the best thing to say to her," James muttered.

Sirius shrugged and was saved from answering when his girlfriend walked in. She was quite pretty, but also quite brainless. She was blonde and Sirius had asked her out because she was rather gifted in the chest area. Actually, he wasn't interested in her at all, but he did like to sleep with her. As a bonus, she was always willing to put it out for him too. With this information given, it was easy to guess where the couple was after the feast.

While there was a tangling of bodes and gasping of breaths, Sirius could only picture one face in his mind. It was Autumn's.

"Maddy," Sirius whispered, as the two lay in bed, "I was thinking maybe we should break up."

"Are you fucking kidding me? Couldn't you have said that before you shagged me?"

"That's the thing about you. You are just so demanding."

"Sirius Black you are the biggest arse I have ever met in my life!"

He shrugged. "Sorry." Sirius dressed quickly and walked out of the Room of Requirement to the Gryffindor common room, where he was greeted by a nasty glare from Autumn and later a slap on the head from Maddy. Women were so hard to please.

Hi friends! I am so sorry this chapter in incredibly short, but I promise I will make it up next time. Please, please, please I am begging you to review! Nobody got any cookies last time, which makes me sad because I made a bunch. *Sighs dramatically*