Chapter 5: Ahhh….A Little Tonsil Hockey (Adorable and Disgusting), A Little Lovin '(Uh oh, where will this lead?) , and A Little Rejection (Ah man…Total Bummer)

"Sirius, mate!" Autumn called and Sirius turned to see the dark-haired girl run towards him, her cheeks flushed pink from the cold.

"Hey," He noticed that Autumn looked quite cheerful, "what's going on?"

Autumn noticed how wonderful his hair looked. It was so dark and perfectly curled, his eyes the same color as it, and his lips curved into a slight smile….

"Uh, Autumn, hullo?" Sirius said, grinning. "We aren't in History of Magic yet."

She flushed. "Oh, yeah, right. I've been thinking. Snivellus is really good at potions, right?"

"No shit, Sherlock."

That brought Autumn back to normal. "Anyway," she snapped, "I was thinking we should hit him where it hurts. Let his own subject betray him."

"That's a good idea, but what would we do?"

She grinned menacingly. "Oh, I have just the plan. I just need you to humiliate him first."

"I can do that. Ever seen Snivellus's greasy knickers?"

"Nice." She high-fived him. "James will be part of this I assume?"

"What do you think?" Sirius rolled his eyes.

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Remus stared at Jake. Jake stared at Remus. Remus stared back.

"Stop the googly eyes, you two," Sirius said dully.

Remus leaned his head on Jake's shoulder. "I've noticed you're still single, Sirius. You and oh-what's-her-name broke up about three days ago. Haven't you snogged anyone else by now?"

"Just because all you lovebirds do is snog…."

"Oh, come on, Sirius. Who is that's caught your eye that doesn't show any interest in return?"

"Aummum."

"Who?"

"Autumn."

"You like Autumn?"

"Isn't that just what I said?"

"Well, I suppose you did," Remus mused, "but good luck hooking her. She's just as bad as you…though I suppose she's not a manwhore."

"Manwhore? Don't tell me. Autumn told you?"

"Autumn tells me everything."

"Even who she fancies? Did perhaps a dark-haired, madly attractive male come up?"

"Well, I don't know if I should tell you anything, she trusts me…."

"Let's make a deal, mate. Put in a good word for me." Sirius smirked.

"And in return?" Remus raised his eyebrows.

"You get the satisfaction of knowing you helped you best friends find l-o-v-e."

"The thing is, Sirius, I really care about Autumn. I don't want her to get hurt like she always does with her boyfriends. I know your reputation. Just promise me you won't do that to her."

"And that being?"

"Ah, shall I say hit it and quit it."

Sirius took it as his moment to leave as Jake and Remus began playing tonsil hockey.

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"So, Ms. Lily Evans…"

"Yeah, Autumn?"

"There's an upcoming Hogsmead visit." Autumn said as she leaned on the pillow of her bed.

"And?"

"And…I know someone who wants to ask you to go," Autumn's eyes twinkled mischievously, "but he's worried you will say no. Again."

Lily blinked, and then she blushed. "Well, maybe I won't say no this time."

"Good. The poor guy is mad for you."

By now, Lily's face was as red as her hair, but she did look quite pleased.

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Her dark hair was piled on her head in a messy bun and her face was smudged with ash from the fire that was kindling a bubbling potion. Sirius didn't think he had ever seen someone so pretty…actually that other chick he dated once was nice looking too. Now that girl had a rocking body. Autumn had a nice figure, he thought. She was very petite and was quite slim. Her boobs were nice, but he'd seen much better, but she did have mile long legs for such a small person. Her face was lovely, with wide, bright blue eyes and pouty lips, but her nose had a bit of a bump on it. She had the whitest skin he'd ever seen, she looked like a vampire, and chocolate hair. Definitely, pretty he decided, but not hot. She looked more childlike than womanly.

Of course this didn't matter. Sirius would have sex with her any day. He began to musing over his favorite activity: picturing girls naked.

"Mmm, hello? Sirius? Are you there?" Autumn snapped her fingers in front of his eyes. She was wearing clothing too, damn it. Sirius didn't know why, but impulsively he leaned in and kissed her.

Autumn was kissing back fiercely, and man she was one hell of a kisser. She smelled so nice, fruity and flowery, and he ran his hands through her long hair. She moved her hands down to his chest and Sirius's heart quickened, but then…she pushed him away.

"No, Sirius," she said. Sirius laughed, surely she wasn't saying no to him. He leaned in to kiss her again. "Sirius, I really mean it. Stop."

"Why?"

"I just….I can't be another hormone-crazed teenage boy's sex object." She said hesitantly, but still quite firmly.

"Ah, Autumn, I wouldn't do that to you."

"What makes me so special? You do it to every other girl. Sirius, I know how you are with the ladies, I'm your best friend. I am sick of being used by the every boyfriend I have."

"Autumn, I…"

"Sorry, Sirius." She turned to leave, but before she did she kissed him one last time, a quick brush on the lips.

Sirius sat there, absolutely stunned. After all, rejection was a brand new experience. However, one thing he knew for sure was he would do anything he could to get Autumn to go out with him.

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