Heads up: Hey guys, I know I finished the fic but I had to do this! What you are about to read is is something I found a week or two ago under the crossovers for Soul Eater. You noticed Dresden Files and Soul Eater was the most unlikely and quirky crossovers especially from me (if you read NCIS Backers, I am kind of Mad Crossover Scientist lol) think again! Right under mine was a Twilight/Soul Eater Crossover. The description said it is not as bad as you think, I tried reading it and it hurt my brain! I love Soul Eater but crossing over into Twilight, that's murder! So, with an idea inspired from classmates, I decided to do this! The deadliest vampire! Done with a Deadliest Warrior type of thing. I am also going to change the writer's weapons line up to fit more with the idea of Twilight (yes, I admit I read the books) and meister line up as well by having Jasper as Alice's Meister since he is the better strategist in Stephanie Meyer's world. And Bella a shield because it makes more sense. To the writer of the crossover mentioned before, I am not making fun of your writing, but this makes more sense and trust me it would give you a nice laugh.
One more thing, disclaimer! I don't own the sprkly vampires of Twilight! I own Kyosuke, Ryonosuke, Miaka, Aria, Baki, Kana, and Jiro, which they are my own creations from my own head. Also, I don't own any of the great characters of Soul Eater and the Dresden Files! So, now it's time to see who is the Deadliest Vampire!
The deadliest vampire
Announcer: The White Court, a vampire with amazing fighting styles when they unleash and a feed for emotions and have the looks to blow away any girl's panties with one glance!
Thomas: Hell yeah!
::Girls panties blow up::
Announcer: The Cullen Family, a band of siblings and a married vampire who is deadly with venom in their bodies and with one bite that could either kill or change you into one of them.
Jasper: What the hell? Why don't we get an introduction like the White Courts?
Kyosuke: Because you don't have much but sparkles when sunlight touches you!
Cullens: ::growl::
Ryonosuke: All bark but no bite!
Lord Death: reaper chop! ::chops both brothers::
Both: ow! ::blood spurts from their head::
Lord Death: Continue please?
Announcer: As vampires they can be fierce, but as meisters and weapons they are even more fierce! Tonight, with the help of the DWMA's best, we will be calculating each sides' strengths and weaknesses through weapon and skill and see who's the deadliest vampire!
Meisters
The Death Weapon Meister Academy, a place where the best train and become meisters to gather souls for their weapons. Besides skill, each meister must be soul compatible with their weapon partner. Our DWMA class is the honors class headed by Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden known as Blood Fang.
Kyosuke Ishida, the younger twin between him and his brother, is an axe meister with a savior's edge to him. Like his brother, he can also change into an axe but his abilities are based on a limited amount of time after being injured.
Kana Iwanari, a katna meister of great skill with moon based resonances. Despite her competition in getting the soul with Black Star, she will always to manage to get it with her sneak attacks.
Black Star: Even though her moves are ggreat, but I am still number one! ::laughs::
Baki Junko, a gauntlet meister and strategist when it comes to his close combat moves. He also has a long range move by shooting his claws out of the gauntlets.
Edward, the "oldest" among the Cullens in his transformation. His weapon is his wife Bella , who turns into a shield. He is always able to block any close combat moves that come at him and use defensive moves by using a long range resonance.
Jasper, a long sword meister who was transformed after the Civil War. With his strategic maneauvers, he is able to help Edward and Rosalie with tips in how to move.
Rosalie, a gataling gun meister who takes her foes down with her cross hairs and make sure that her resonance with Emit is always loaded.
Harry: Despite the Cullens' caliber, they don't know how well my students are able to fight on without being distracted.
Weapons
Ryonosuke, Kyosuke's weapon and sometimes his meister. Despite being under the influence by the Wraithe twins, he's able to be sharp.
Jiro Nakano, a katna with a smart alleck attitude. He is able to help Kanain able to keep his guard up especially in weapon form.
The Samamura twins, Baki's weapons that are handy when it comes to close combat and long range shots.
Bella, a shield that was given her powers after her transformation.
Alice, a broad sword who gets a lot of practice and best to block any attacks and also senses the next attack with her psychic abilities.
Emit, a gataling gun with a lot of ammo to spare especially in resonance form.
Death the kid: To me the Cullens don't sound symmetrical when it comes to their use of weaponry especially with Bella. A shield is just pathetic. At least the weapons Blood Fang hold make a lot more sense.
Stein: ::reading Breaking Dawn for Bella's weapon idea and shuts it and tosses it in the trash:: Damn you Meyer! At least butcher's vampires made sense! ::rolls back in his chair and crashes::
Attacks
With their weapons, each team has a pretty good amount of attack skills.
Harry: One student that comes to mind is Baki. His gauntlets allow him to be fast on the gground and also his ability to dodge is superb!
Thomas: There are also Kana and Kyo with their abilities to strike at the right moments, block with their weapons, and of course have soul resonance powers you wouldn't believe alongside Baki's resonance.
Besides their weapon skills, the White Courts and Cullens also have different hand to hand combat.
Kid: The White Courts have more of a symmetrical feel when it comes to their full technique. It is like two lions fighting each other.
Liz: And the Cullens on the other hand, not so much! That ffight in the first movie was nothing! I sear the Joker vs. Batman should;ve won!
Besides hand-to-hand, the cullens have a bite that is very dangerous. Like a snake's fangs, they hold a poison that can either kill or change a person into one of their own.
Harry: Okay, they're the most retarded form of the Reds! They have to rely on just using their fangs but what happens when Edward kissed Bella when she was human? Nothing! At least the Reds can kill with their kiss!
Thomas: Poison Ivy much?
Harry: Very much so!
Who wins this fight?
Kid: I give it to Blood Fang, their fighting style is very beautiful!
Liz: I don't know, the biting that the Cullens has can be pretty deadly!
Maka: You can't discount Alice's psychic abilities but there is one thing the Cullens don't have and that is the ability to soul resonate since they're humans brought back to life with the hint of being corpse cold and the White Courts can do that since they're born as human at first and then get their powers later and still can resonate with their souls.
Soul: Besides, the resonance that Blood Fang pulls off are pretty cool to me!
Now, that has been done, it is time for the main battle! Who will win? Harry's class of vampires with the Sucubus and Incubus powers and weapons that are deadly or the Cullens with their venom?
Simulation!
In Forks, class Blood Fang arrive at the house.
"This is it?" Kana asked.
"Yep." Jiro answered.
"I thought the Wraithe Chateaus were huge, but this place kind of takes the cake!" Miaka exclaimed.
"So, shall we?" Kyosuke asked.
The weapons nodded and changed.
The meisters walked ahead and then they heard a noise.
"What was that?" Miaka asked.
"Can you sense anything Ryo?" Kyosuke asked.
He opened up his soul sensory and reported, "No! There's no souls here to find!"
"How's that possible?" Kana asked.
"Let's keep on going, we might be able to find something!" Baki exclaimed.
They kept on walking until they heard music.
"Music?" Ryonosuke asked.
"It's coming from down the hall!" Kyosuke exclaimed and he ran ahead.
The others followed and they found a room with a grand piano. A guy with wavy, bronze hair sitting at the piano with a girl right next to him on the bench and two other girls and two other boys on the couch next to it.
"About time, we were waiting for you!" a girl with a pixy haircut exclaimed.
"Good, we came to take you out for your souls!" Ryonosuke yelled.
The six of them laughed.
"Um Ryo, they don't have any." Kyosuke told him.
"Oh yeah."
"Now that they came, let's see what they got!" the guy next to the pixy girl exclaimed.
They saw their weapons appear. They were a shield, a broad sword, and a gattling gun.
"Okay, a crappy weapon and two better weapons, this might be a bitch to beat!" Jiro exclaimed.
"Whatever, let's take them out!" Kana exclaimed as she charged.
"Look out Jasper! She's going to aim for your head!"
He nodded and blocked.
"What the? How did he know that I was going to do that?" Kana asked.
"Alice can predict your moves, that's why." Jasper answered.
"Great, we might be screwed!" Jiro exclaimed.
"No way! I will take him out!" Kana exclaimed and swung again.
"Since she's after him, I get the one with the shield!" Kyosuke exclaimed.
Baki nodded.
They went after their challengers.
"Interesting, a gauntlet meister against me." The blonde girl said as she pointed the gattling gun at him.
"Man, if Molly were here she would have fun against her." Aria said.
"Let's see how much fun you will have against us!" Emit exclaimed.
Rosalie started to shoot.
Baki dodged.
"What the hell?" Rosalie asked.
She got hit by one of Baki's gauntlets.
"That was easy." Miaka said.
"You think it was easy? Let's see how you dodge more of these bullets!" Rosalie yelled and started to shoot.
Baki started to dodge.
Kyosuke started to fight his challenger.
"Man, this guy is just blocking us with that damn shield!" Ryonosuke yelled.
"About to give up? Your axe is a worthless tool against me!" Edward exclaimed.
"Actually it is, a shield maybe strong but not strong enough." Kyosuke told him and started to fight again.
After a few swings and shots, both sides were starting to get tired.
"Give up?" Jasper asked.
"Never." Kana said.
"Yeah!" Jiro exclaimed.
"You can't beat me, you know I am a pretty fast shooter." Rosalie said.
"We know, but I did shoot my claws." Baki said.
"Give up?" Edward asked.
"No way!" Kyosuke exclaimed.
"No way I'm losing to a Kingdom Hearts weapon!" Ryonosuke yelled.
"Give it up, you three don't have a move that would save you!" Alice yelled.
"Actually there is." Kana said.
"What?" Emit asked.
"There is a major difference between the three of us and that is you three don't have any souls and that means you can't resonate!"
"What?" the Cullens asked.
"Ready Baki?" Kana asked.
"Right! Soul link!" he exclaimed and they were all linked.
"Soul resonance!" they all yelled.
"Great skill of the katana meister! Moon crater!"
Jasper got hit head on.
"Great skill of the axe meister! Savior's Dusk!" Kyosuke yelled and hit Edward.
"My turn! Great skill of the gauntlet meister! Wolverine Strike!"
Rosalie was knocked down.
WINNERS: White Courts
Stein: Aw, I wanted to dissect their bodies for the venom!
Deathscythe: at least they won!
Lord Death: All thanks to their soul resonances, Blood Fang had the skill to take out the Cullens with one swipe!
Now that the winner has been announced. Next time, who will win? The gun slinging Lara Wraithe vs. Alucard?
Thomas: No way in hell!
Commentary continued
Hello everyone! That is about it. Once again to that crossover writer, I am not making fun of your fic and don't get on my case for not liking Twilight. Because not everyone likes it. This little chapter is just a light hearted thing. I hope you all enjoyed this!