Conversation with Numbuh 4

Numbuh 4: Who are you!

Me: Who are you?

Numbuh 4: I'm Numbuh Four.

Me: I have no friends.

Numbuh 4: Who cares.

Me: I don't.

Numbuh 4: Me neither.

Me: What genre of music do you listen to?

Numbuh 4: I don't listen to music.

Me: Oh. Do you play any instruments?

Numbuh 4: No.

Me: Can you solve a cubic equation?

Numbuh 4: A what?

Me: What was the first thing I said to you?

Numbuh 4: Who are you?

Me: A person.

Numbuh 4: So.

Me: Are you an operative?

Numbuh 4: I am the best operative here.

Me: I'm stupid.

Numbuh 4: I know you are.

Me: Do you know glenn alcala?

Numbuh 4: Yes.

Me: Who am I then?

Numbuh 4: I don't know.

Me: Would you like to know?

Numbuh 4: Yes.

Me: Let me learn you something you little...

Numbuh 4: What thing?

Me: You know.

Numbuh 4: I don't know.

Me: Yes you do.

Numbuh 4: No I don't.

Me: Yes, you do.

Numbuh 4: No, I don't.

Me: So that means I don't either.

Numbuh 4: I guess. I mean. If that's what you...

Me: No. That is not at all what I mean.

Numbuh 4: ?