Young Avengers: The Fansite:

Chapter 2: Billy's Comic-Related Movie Database

A/N: Thanks for all the reviews/questions. I'm going to use Orpah's question for this chapter. Don't think I forgot about Kairan1979 and Ithinkyoursexyjks's questions. They'll have the next chapter, kay? And let's assume all the Marvel movies exist in Earth 616, okay? And thanks to Avatard12 for their review, they sort of inspired the middle section of this chapter. Not really, but sort of.

Disclaimer: I don't own Young Avengers, Doctor Who, Torchwood, or any of the numerous DC and Marvel Movies mentioned. :)

Sorry for all the mistakes, I really couldn't be bothered do go into a deeper spell check.

Kate took a deep breath, the first since she started to break out into a hysterical laughter with Tommy on the couch. "I can't believe this is what people think about Cassie and Vision." she managed to wheeze out. She coughed and started to giggle, which really ended up with Tommy in the same fate. They hadn't stopped laughing for the past 5 minutes. Billy and Teddy still hadn't come back yet, and Cassie was still working on the radioactive mess. Tommy decided not to read any of his emails, yet look at the Stature Hates United Board.

Cassie walked in, totally unexpected, holding a pair of black rubber gloves and a blue bucket by the handle. "Never again Tommy." she muttered. She didn't hear a response, so she turned her gaze to the two figures on the couch, rolling around laughing. If they're making out, Eli's gonna freak. she thought as she inspected the scene. Tommy was bowled over laughing at something on the laptop screen. Kate was laughing just as hard, maybe more. They looked like they were having fun...laughing at whatever they were laughing at.

"Cassie!" yelped Tommy as he looked up and hastily shut the laptop, composing himself. "Hi." he grinned at Kate who was holding a hand over her mouth, obviously holding back a fit of giggles, but she resorted to biting her lip. Cassie was surprised that it hadn't drawn blood yet, by the way she was biting. "How'd it go?"

"Vision scanned it, and it wasn't radioactive...yet." she said, dropping the equipment on the floor. "What happened anyway?"

"I did it in the opposite order." he smirked, "Not like I care, but Billy had a spaz at me and wanted me to clean it. So I asked you since you'd do anything for us to forgive you. Which we won't.."

"Whatever." she sighed as she joined them on the couch. "What were you looking at that was so funny?" she asked lazily.

Tommy jumped up awkwardly. "Nothing."

Cassie growled. "It's not 'nothing' is it? Is it about me?" she growled as she stood up, looking Tommy directly in the eye. "What was it?" she pressed again, advancing towards him.

Tommy was scared, cause if Cassie found out what they were laughing at, him and Kate would be kicked off the team. Not like it was porn or anything, but Cassie and Vision would so NOT appreciate it if they saw this. "Cassie- I swear, it's nothing."

Kate jumped behind the couch, taking the laptop with her as she saw Cassie grow slightly larger. Cassie always wore her costume underneath, and that you could see as she stretched so she was way taller that Tommy. Which was scaring the hell out of him as he realized he was pinned against the wall, with nowhere to turn.

"I leave you alone for one minute." Eli sighed from the door frame, arms crossed. Kate was giggling as she hid behind the couch like a little school girl as she watched her team-mate behind harassed by a size changing chick. "Cassie, get away from him. Now."

Tommy breathed a sigh of relief as Cassie shrunk back down and stormed off to her room. "Back-stabbing bitch..." he muttered under his breath as soon as she had left. He grabbed his laptop and sat back at the table. "Geez. She was more anger problems than you do, Eli. And that's saying something."

"Tommy," Kate warned, joining him. "It was her own decision. We can't hold her to it forever. She did was she thought was right at the time."

"But it wasn't, it was the complete opposite of what we all thought was right. She went against us, and dragged the robot with her." Eli said. "Even you know that, Kate."

Tommy nodded in agreement with the super-soldier. "Yeah, Kate. She betrayed us all. And I know she's your friend and-"

"That doesn't matter, she's our team-mate, Eli, Tommy." Kate said. "We can't talk about her behind her back like this."

Billy appeared behind them, hand in hand with Teddy. "Are you talking about Cassie, again?" he asked as he raised an eyebrow. "Cause, that's really mean and she even knows you do it cause Vision told her the last time."

Tommy kicked his feet up on the table. "She deserves it." he mumbled. "So, where's the shopping?" he asked the duo. "Cause I have to make dinner for all of us since Kate told me too and cause Mrs K told me that we have to stay here tonight. Something about 'no superhero stuff' and wrecking their dinner party...Billy?"

Teddy and Billy shared am awkward look. "The...shopping?"

Kate giggled in a fangirlish manner, Tommy rolled his eyes and Eli looked damn pissed. "You know," Eli said as he walked over to them. "The reason I sent you out of here in the first place? Please tell me you got it and didn't spend the whole time making out...or more...somewhere else?" he looked hopefully at them. When they didn't answer he let out a groan. "Seriously? You guys have got to stop-"

Billy grinned and made two bags appear out of thin air in his left hand, his other firmly joined in Teddy's, who was also sharing a grin. "How could we forget? You asked us 5 times until we left. And then you locked the door so we had no choice but to go." Teddy laughed as he took the bag's off his boyfriend and put them on the table. "You better start cooking, Tommy."

Tommy groaned. "Do I have to? I'm a horrible cook."

"No, you're not. Remember the dish you made for us the other night? That was like-" Billy sighed. "Don't tell my mum, but I was better that how she makes it."

"It was a fluke." Tommy waved his hand, dismissing his brother. "And it wasn't that good, Billy. Your trying not to make me feel bad."

Kate shook her head. "It was really good, Tommy."

Tommy stood up and headed for the kitchen. "Whatever, believe what you want." he said as he washed his hands. "If you die, it's your own fault. And your tombstone's going to be the laughing stock of the superhero community with 'death by Speed made food' on it." He opened the fridge and searched for ingredients.

"So, what are we going to do?" Eli yawned, perching on the couch. "It's movie night-"

"-Sound of Music!" shouted Billy as he ran towards the tv and reached out for the remote.

Teddy stretched his arm out and grabbed it before he could. Billy had a fallen look on his face. "No, Billy." he scolded the witch, not harshly, cause he could never be mean to the little cape-wearing witch.

"Batman then." he suggested, grabbing the pile of DVD's on the floor and sorting through them, putting them into piles of Marvel, DC and others.

Eli shook his head. "No. Watched it 5 times, remember?."

"Batman-"

Kate held up her hand, silencing the witch. "To be clear, 'no Batman' covers all Batman movies; Batman Begins," she counted off the movies with her fingers "-Batman Forever, Batman and Robin, Batman:DarKnight, Batman Triumphant, The Dark Knight and Batman VS Superman.."

Tommy called out from the kitchen. "And while your at it, no Superman Movies either. ALL of the Superman movies. And don't make me recite the whole list." Billy's face fell even more as he placed a whole chunk of his collection on the couch. "That was your next suggestion wasn't it?" Billy nodded.

Teddy smirked, his boyfriend was hilarious. Billy held up a DVD. "What about Blade? Or Blade II?" No-one replied. He sighed held up a another 2 DVD's. "Iron Man 1 or 2?" he suggested.

Eli gave him an incredulous look. "Iron Man," he repeated slowly, making sure that was what Billy had offered to watch. "You want to watch, Iron Man? After what he frickin did to us, to everyone, to Cap? After he tried to disband us when we first started, you want to watch Iron Man?."

Billy shrugged "Robert Downey Jn. Does a good impression of him. the whole 'look at me, look at me, I'm Iron Man' thing. And the amour is like really cool, the way-." He looked back at his DVD's in his hand...that in a flash, weren't there anymore. He looked to the kitchen where he spotted Tommy holding a sharp, glinting, knife poised at the DVD's. "Tommy, NO!" he shouted, running to his brother in desperateness. "Don't you dare touch them!"

Kate rolled her eyes as she opened Tommy's laptop, skimming through their fansite while Eli and Teddy had to pull Billy off Tommy who was laughing his ass off as the witch strangled him with his cape.

"Get off him, Billy! He's your brother!" Eli shouted. "Teddy grab that knife before Billy gets any ideas-"

"Honey, stop it please." Teddy soothed. "He's just trying to piss you off, it's what brother's do."

"HE THREATENED MY DVD'S. HE TRIED TO STAB IRON MAN WITH A GODDAMN KNIFE! IF HE EVER-"

"I wish I could do that in real-life." smirked Tommy, running to Billy's DVD collection. He picked up the Marvel collection and started to toss them away as he read each title.

"Fantastic 4 and Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer; X-Men, X2, X-Men: Last Stand, X-Men Origins: Wolverine; Spiderman 1,2,3; Daredevil; Hulk, Ghost Rider, Punisher and Punisher: Warzone..." Tommy looked up at Billy who was held in Teddy's arm. "Wow. You have no life."

"Neither do you. We're superhero's. None of us have a life, we spend our time in spandex." Billy informed, hugging Iron Man 1 and 2.

"Yeah...well...shut up."

"Oh, thanks, Billy." Kate said.

Eli crossed his arms. "Tommy, go back to the kitchen."

"Yes, ma'am." he saluted, heading back to the kitchen. "Can we watch, I dunno, Doctor Who? Amy Pond is kinda hot..."

"No. If were watching tv shows, we have to watch Torchwood!" Billy protested, going Torchwood through his dvd's again. He took out Children of Earth. "I love this season." he squealed like the little fanboy he was.

Kate smirked. "It's cause Jack and Ianto are gay right? Trust."

Teddy went and helped his boyfriend. "Really?"

"Yeah." Billy said, sheepishly.

As they were all eating the stunning meal Tommy had yet again made, Cassie included, Kate coughed to get everyone's attention. She had read some stuff on the fansite, and she wanted to ask them about it.

"Have you told them yet?" Tommy said excitedly, bouncing (more like blurring) in his seat. "'tactuallyhateusandthey-" Tommy stopped. "I'm talking to fast aren't I?"

Billy, Teddy and Cassie looked at Eli in unison. They had all their theories, all revolving around Kate and Tommy getting together, hooking up, or something along those lines. "Told us what?" Eli eyed the archer curiously. "Kate?"

"Well," she started. "Tommy was on the Internet-"

"This can't be good." Billy said.

"-And he found a fansite dedicated to...wait for it...us."

There was a pause.

"Us." repeated Teddy.

"Young Avengers us?" Billy said, dumbfounded.

"Wow. And I thought we had no lives..." Eli said, smirking. "So, Kate, continue on. What did the fansite say?"

Tommy cut in. "And by the way, you came last on the fav Young Avenger list. Sucked in."

Eli swallowed. "I...came last?"

"Yeah, I agree!" Billy said. "You got to cut us some slack, Eli!"

Cassie poked around at her food. "What did I come?" she asked.

"6th." Tommy said. "You came after Iron Lad and Vision."

Billy was literally clapping his hands. "What did I come! What did Teddy come? Wait...what did you come?"

"Well, I came 3rd. Kate came 2nd and yes. You and Teddy tied first place."

Billy hugged his boyfriend and quickly kissed him. "Thought so."

Cassie yawned. "Get to your question, Kate."

Kate nodded. "Well, there was this one question for Billy- oh and by the way there are heaps of questions for us too- but one of them said, and I quote 'Is there anyone Wiccan would go straight for?"

Billy spat out his water all over the table, landing mostly on his brother's face. Tommy smirked and wiped it off. "Who I'd go straight for?" Billy repeated. "They do know I'm gay right? That I find no attraction whatsoever in girls? That I like guys.?"

"Mmm. Yep." Kate hummed. "So, come on. Who would you go straight for? I'm sure Teddy would like to know, from the massive grin on his face."

Billy turned to Teddy and looked away. "Well, since I never knew that I was um..."

"Into guys?" Tommy offered.

"Yeah...well...I thought-" he stuttered, nervously. "I really don't think-"

"Spit it out, brother." Tommy said. "Come on, who did you think was hot when you were like 12? Before you knew you were gay?"

"Why should he tell you?" Teddy said. "You'll only laugh at him."

"I swear-"

"I wouldn't do that." Cassie said. "Come on, Billy."

Billy sighed, he had to do this. "Okay I thought the Scarlet Witch was kinda hot-"

"She's our mother!" Tommy said, half amused and half appalled. "Oh my god I knew she was your favourite Avenger and all, but seriously? Your standards are getting lower and lower."

Billy hit his head in his hands. "Okay...that was before I found out she was my mum, okay?"

Teddy was having a hard time trying to contain his laughter. "Come on, answer the actual question. Right now, who would you go straight for?"

"There are a lot of good looking chicks on the Avengers you know..."

Okay, now I need some suggestions on that answer. Cause I can think of heaps of Avengers, X-Men, and other female superhero's that Billy could go straight for. So, you guys can choose for me. Which ever girl that gets the most mentions in your suggestions can be Billy's for the next chapter.

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