Summary: Riley is going to school to watch Narnia, and after a bad experience once with a movie with talking animals he declares he won't watch it.
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Tale/Episode 2: Narnia Ain't For Real Niggas
(Some Parts Narrated By: Huey Freeman)
"I heard you're suppose to be watching Narnia today in your class Riley" said Jazmine.
"What! Huey you lied to me" said Riley.
"Grandad told me to convince you to come to school" said Huey.
"It's a good movie, I'm sure you'll enjoy it" said Jazmine smiling.
"That was a bitch move Huey, you know very well why I don't watch that fake ass Easter Bunny shit" said Riley.
Pause! This is a very important detail you'll need to know to understand exactly why Riley doesn't like watching those movies.
When we were younger Grandad had us watch a movie on Easter, you wouldn't have heard of it. It was when Riley still had dreams, however all at once they were crushed.
See what Riley expected was for the Easter Bunny to live throughout the movie, and be happy like Granddad had promised. Granddad had said the movie was "Easter Bunny 2: Living Free", to Riley's disappointment it was actually "Easter Bunny I: Call Of The Forest". Riley had liked the second one, but our parents hadn't shown Riley the first one for a reason.
You see, throughout the entire movie the Easter Bunny is in a happy forest fully of happy fake talking animals. Then the movie has a twist where a toxic gas spill comes through the forest, and no matter how fast the bunnies all hopped. All of them died, and the Easter bunny died worst of all in the ending.
When he'd saved the forest, he gets shot. Then all the little animals scurried away, and there went Riley's dreams. That was the day every movie that had some sort of talking animal in it "fake ass Easter Bunny shit".
"Give it a chance" said Jazmine.
"Naw! Ain' no damn bunny deserve that, the only thing I gots to say bout' that bunny is dat' he wen' out a real nigga" said Riley.
"But, Narnia doesn't have anything to do with bunnies" Jazmine stated hopefully.
"Does it have talking animals in it" asked Huey as they continued to walk.
"Yes, but no talking bunnies" said Jazmine.
"It's fake then" said Riley.
"You should see it, the third one is coming out soon" said Jazmine.
"Dat's a rip off den', if we watchin' the firs' one...then we wastin' our time" said Riley.
"It's a really good movie Riley" said Jazmine.
"No it ain't, Real niggas don't see fake stuff" said Riley.
"Riley, come on now...it was just a movie" said Huey.
"Don't be hatin' on the Easter Bunny, Huey. All you ever do is hate, Easter Bunny went out a real nigga" said Riley hurrying off ahead of them.
"What was that about" asked Jazmine.
"Riley had a bad experience with movies when we were kids" said Huey.
"What happened" asked Jazmine.
"I'd rather not explain" said Huey.
Riley sat down in his class, and looked around the classroom unhappy.
"I hate Easter" mumbled Riley.
"Why hate it?" piped a white boy, named Marvin.
Marvin was the same height as Riley, wore round glasses, was white, and had freckles around his nose.
"Easter's a bunch of fake ass-" "shit, you've told me this before Riley" said Marvin.
"Why don't you go an' bug someone else for a change, aye Marvin" said Riley annoyed.
"We're about to watch Narnia" said Marvin.
"Narnia's fake, lion's can't talk...ask Huey" said Riley.
"Spare me Riley, you wouldn't know real if it bit you in the back...you're fake" said Marvin.
"What you call me" said Riley standing up.
"I said, you're fake...like a fake nigga as you might say" said Marvin.
"Mind saying that again" asked Riley.
"Fake-" Marvin was thrown out the window.
"Riley Freeman" said the teacher.
"Yes, Ms. Kinworth" said Riley.
"Did you just throw little Marvin Hamilton out the window" asked Ms. Kinworth.
"Only cause he said he wanted a bettah' view of the tree, and may me throw him out the window" said Riley.
"Well then...take your seat, and watch Narnia with the others" said Ms. Kinworth.
"I can't do dat' Ms. Kinworth" said Riley.
"Why is that now Riley" asked Ms. Kinworth.
"'Cause, Narnia ain't for real niggas" said Riley.
"What did you just say" asked Ms. Kinworth.
"Narnia ain't for real niggas" repeated Riley.
"Riley Freeman, did you just use the n word" said Ms. Kinworth.
"Which one" asked Riley.
"The N word" said Ms. Kinworth.
"You mean nig-", but before Riley could finish his sentence.
Riley was sitting in the principal's Office, waiting for Granddad.
"Where's Riley" asked Jazmine as she and Huey walked home.
"Got in trouble with Ms. Kinworth today" said Huey.
"But why" asked Jazmine.
"For not wanting to watch a movie about four kids who are either in their teen years or not, playing a game of hide-and-seek who are taken out of the World War II London into a fake fairy-tale realm with magical proportions, in which woodland creatures can talk and mythological creatures roam hills...but wait! There's more! They follow a talking lion around, to stop some white witch controlling this world they call Narnia" said Huey.
"Wow! Did you watch the movie Huey" asked Jazmine.
"Why would I watch a movie that is inferior to my intellectual views" said Huey.
"Oh...I don't know, it just sounded like it" said Jazmine.
For once in my life, I was in a bit of agreement with Riley. Riley may have been right, Narnia...is in no possible way, for real niggas.