Caine POV

"We must go to the lab!" I said.

"Why?" said everybody simultaneously.

"I have no reasons for my actions I simply would like to go there." I said. I used my amazing voice.

"Okay." Said Drake.

So we went to the science lab. Drake felt the need to tell everybody about the pictures on the wall instead of talking about me. Meh…

"So this picture was painted by Stan Knoe. It is a tree representing communism."

"Why does it represent that?" asked Sam.

"Why don't you ask Stan, you gay koala! Moving on."

We then saw a pretty picture of socks. But it wasn't as pretty as me.

"This represents life on Mars."

"How" asked Quinn.

"Don't talk to me I don't want to get STD's from you!"

"I don't have STD's Drake…"

"Yes you do you got it from the dirty fish."

"What?"

"That's right, you… bus…"

"I'm not a bus!"

"Yeah Drake. Quinn's not a bus! Stop insulting Quinn!"

"Shut up Sam!"

I was about to say something awesome, but Drake interrupted me.

"So this painting is of a G.I. Joe. It was painted by Renardo Zucchini and represents the particles of matter in space."

"No it doesn't." Said my brother Sam. "It represents tigers!"

"Okay. I have taken time out of my busy schedule to give you a tour of Coates Academy and all you two keep doing is being rude and giggling at each other's pet names!"

"You have a busy schedule? What do you do?" asked Sam.

"Uhhh….. you know… umm…. Playing the Sims…"

"OMG you play the Sims? Me too!" said Quinn.

"So here we are at the lab!" Drake said, exasperated.

So we all walked into the lab. And there was Diana!

"Oh my god it's Diana! I didn't think she'd be here! What a surprise!" I said. Geez, my voice is cool.

"Oh hi." Said Diana.

Wait a minute. Why was she not excited at my mere presence?

"Umm, hello?"

She looked up from her TeenVouge magazine.

"OH MY GOD HI CAINE! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I MISSED YOU LIKE SOOO MUCH!"

She then hugged me.

Hey Caine. Can you, like, come to me? I kinda have need of you? I don't know if you noticed but I'm kinda hungry. In the dark…

"HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HELL DJdnsajHfbjdwklbvqVDJLGWB?"

That scared me so much I said words that weren't real. Cause' I'm awesome.

"What in the heck was that Caine?" asked Drake.

"Oh my gosh are you okay my little bucket of love muffins?"

"Yes. Yes I am. I am Caine Soren, after all."

"Aww." Said Quinn.
"What is it?" asked Sam.

"Seeing that spectacle of true love made me think of you Sam!"

I was a little confused at this, but hey, I'm distracted by me.

"Where should we go next?" asked Quinn.

"We should go to the computer lab!" said Drake.

And so we went to the computer lab.

TO BE CONTINUED…

But first…..

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ITS ALL ABOUT ME CAINE SOREN I RULE OH YEAH MM HMM THAT'S ME CAINE I AM TRULY AMAZING OH YEAH ME ME ME!