Diana's point of view is not going to be about her, really.

DIANA POV

And so off to the computer lab we went!

We walked and Caine walked in an amazing Caine-like way.

Drake stopped us to talk about the wall.

"See this wall? It's amazing!"

"No it's not! It's ugly like a duckling in a fire!" said Sam.

Drake then pulled a bike out of his pocket and began beating Sam with it.

"Hey! You can't do that to Sam!" screamed Quinn.

Something weird happened next.

"CHARACTER TRANSFORMATION MAGIC FISHERMAN GAY LOCKET GO!" he screamed.

He magically transformed into himself with a fishing hat. A giant tackle box appeared magically and Quinn pulled a guitar out of it. Then he smashed it and parts of it got on me.

"Oh my gosh are you okay Candy-Caine?" I asked.

"Pfff. I'm way too amazing for a gay guitarist to hurt me. But that's not the point."

"Oh really? Well then." Said Drake.

Then all hell broke loose.

"CRAZY SCENE BOY MASCARA MADNESS!" he screamed.

An explosion of hot pink and electric blue revealed Drake wearing rainbow cheetah print Chucks, black skinny jeans, a blue tutu, a hot pink shirt with yellow stars and a blue rabbit, shoulder length stripy handsocks, black nails and spiky black and lime green hair with a fringe and rainbow eye makeup with intense eyeliner.

Followed by 5 minutes of awkward silence.

"Oh yah? Well check this out!" said Caine.

"ADAM LAMBERT GLAM NATION LEATHER STRUT!"

After an amazing 3 second smoke and light show he transformed into an Adam Lambert lookalike.

"Dude, what the heck are you wearing?" asked Sam.

"Well… I got my boots on… and the right amount of leather…. And I'm doing me up with a black colour liner…"

I screamed, "Ahhhhhhh!" and then transformed.

"PREPPY PREPPY PREP CHEERLEADER GO!"

Then I was a cheerleader for Team Caine! Caine instinctively leaned away.

"Wow. This is a really mad world." He said.

"Sam! You need to transform! Don't be left out!" Quinn said.

"Okay then."

"CRAZY GAY LAZER BOY GO!"

And then Sam was dressed like the cat girl from Mew Mew Power.

Then I fainted. But I got back up. But that's not the point. The point is that Sam was wearing a dress.

Followed by 9 more minutes of awkward silence.

Then Quinn said, "HERPES FISH GO!"

And slapped Drake with a fish.

"Eww." He said. "EMO TEARZ!'

And Quinn started to cry purple tears. It was weird.

"Hey! Don't make Quinn cry!" Said Sam. "LAZER… Beam…. Hands…."

And he shot light out of his hands. Again. For like the hundredth time.

"Wow. Nice going there." I said. And I did a back flip. "DEMON POM POMS! GO!" and then pom poms with teeth attacked Sam. Caine must have felt left out because then he said, "MAYBELINE VACATION!" and music started playing. And he started singing "If I Had You""

I started freaking out.

"Oh my gosh Caine!" I screamed and hugged him.

"Sorry. I don't date girls in stripper heels."

"Shut up, Caine! Everyone knows your just here for our entertainment" Drake said.

"Oh my gosh! What do you want from me?"

"I'd like to get to the computer lab!"

"Okay then let's go."

So then we went to the computer lab to find Jack yelling at a keyboard.

"Ahh! These words! What do they mean?"

"Hey Jack! How's it going?" asked Quinn.

"I can't understand these words! What the hell does asdfghjkl mean?"

Then he actually saw us.

"Uhh… what are you guys wearing?"

Then Caine started singing "I'm Here For Your Entertainment" And he and Drake began dancing a well choreographed dance.

"Wheeeeeeeee!" I screamed.

Suddenly we were in my greenhouse.

"Ehh? What? This isn't part of the tour?" Drake said, with mascara running down his face.

"Diana… where the heck are we?" asked Caine.

"It's my greenhouse of YOU Caine!"

Then they all noticed that the greenhouse was only growing sugar cane.

"Uhh, why is it filled with sugar cane?" asked Sam.

"Because that's what Caine's face tastes like when you bite a chunk out of it!"

"And you know this, how?" asked Caine.

"Uhh….."

Then Penny arrived.

"Hey! What'chu doin in mah greenhouse?"

Then she exploded!

"What the hell?" Drake said, smiling.

"I don't know. Let's leave now." Sam said.

"Hey! We should go to the psychiatrists office!" Drake said.

So we left, along with the marvelous Caine!