Sorry it took me forever to update! I'm working on "Love is Pretty Far Fetched" another one of my South Park FF's. Check it out! Anywho, enjoy chapter 2 of Kyle and Girlfriend Just Don't Mix!
~Heron
POV~ Kyle
Chapter 2
Shit! Shit! Shit! Why did Stan have to walk in on me? This was totally not my day. I pinch my nose in frustration as I sit down on my bed. "God Damn it," I mutter. A buzzing interrupts my angst.
To: Kyle B.
From: Kenny M.
You like Avril Lavigne?
HaHa!
Shit! Now Kenny knows. And if Kenny knows, Butters knows. And if Butters knows, Cartman will get it from him somehow. Just then Ike walks in.
"Uh Kyle?" he asks.
"What?" I sigh.
"Well I broke your laptop," WHAT?
"Get. Out. Of. My. Room!" I snap. Like I said, TOTALLY NOT MY DAY!
POV~ Stan
"Stanley! Take out the garbage," My mom yells as soon as I walk in the door.
"Okay," I sigh, grabbing a plastic bag. Yuck. I hate taking out the trash. Once I empty the can into the bag, I bring it out to the dumpster.
"Hey, Turd!" Shelly greets me when I walk back into the house.
"Shouldn't you be packing?" I say bitterly. Shelly is heading off to some community college in a week, and I can't wait to be rid of her.
"Shut up, Turd!" she defends. "Unlike you I'm getting somewhere with my education!"
"Oh shove it," I flare, storming out of the kitchen and into my cramped room. What can I do to pass the time? Maybe I should check my email... I log on to see that Kyle is also on. Oh jeez, this is gonna be awkward.
Stantheman01 has logged on
Stantheman01: uh, hey...
Madhatter72:hiya...
Stantheman01: so whats up?
Madhatter72: nothing much. You?
Stantheman01: Oh the usual: family sucks, bored to death.
Madhatter72: :) don't make me laugh
Stantheman01: Sorry :P so um, about earlier?
Madhatter72: I really wish you hadn't seen that.
Stantheman01: but I did, so lets talk about it
Madhatter72: Whats there to talk about? I love Avril Lavigne. End of story
Stantheman01: okay I guess... but is there anything else to it?
Madhatter72: nope.
Stantheman01: oh.
Madhatter72: what?
Stantheman01: nothing.
Madhatter72: come on, tell me man.
Stantheman01: Well its VERY awkward...
Madhatter72: I can handle awkward.
Stantheman01: I...
Madhatter72: You what?
Stantheman01: I like you.
Madhatter72: Oh.
Stantheman01: Yeah... as I said, awkward.
Madhatter72: Stan?
Stantheman01: What?
Madhatter72: I like you too.
Stantheman01: Dude
Madhatter72: Ya I know.
Stantheman01: Come to my house.
Madhatter72: be over in 5 mins
Stantheman01: bye
Madhatter72: bye
Madhatter72 has logged off
Stantheman01has logged off
Wow. A lot can happen in a chat, and I just now realized it. Not only had I just admitted my true feelings for my best friend, but apparently Kyle had the same feelings back. I guess I had to cancel my plans with the Love Doctor. I felt butterflies in my stomach when the doorbell rang.
I went downstairs to answer it.
"Hi," Kyle said.
"Hi," I copied. "Well uh... won't you come in, Kyle?"
"Sure," he smiled.
"So uh, your gay?" I asked when we were up in my room.
"No shit, Sherlock,"
Did you guys enjoy? I know, I left it kinda hanging there... Sorry. I had no idea what to do next, so I leave you with that. =) I hope you like where it's headed! I'll update soon I promise! Please read and review!
Love,
~Heron