Oh and all characters and setting go to Michael Grant.

And the song sung later is "I like a boy in uniform" by The Pippetes. Also theirs.

DRAKE POV

So we walked out of the greenhouse and began our trip to the psychiatrists office.

But first we changed clothes. (but we kept the hair and makeup)

Sam and Quinn randomly started playing volleyball.

Sam won. But that's not the point. The point was the volleyball broke a window that lead into Panda's old room. Then ghost Panda came out!

"Ahhhhh!" we all screamed.

"Hey! What'chu doin all volleyballin' like dat G?" he said and then exploded AHAHA!

"Oh my gosh are you okay Caine?" Diana yelled to Caine who was staring at his reflection in a broken piece of glass.

"Well, my eyeliner smudged a bit…"

"AHHH NOOOOOO!" she screamed again.

Then we were in the psychiatrists office.

And Sam crashed into a lamp AHAHA!

Quinn threw a fit and ran to Sam and helped him up.

I pulled a pointer out of my pocket and directed their attention to a chart about gender preference.

"Awwww Sam." Said Quinn.

"What?" asked Sam.

"This chart! It's nice! It's about being honest about your gender preference and not letting anyone tell you that you're an icky monster who likes guys!"

Then they kissed. Caine freaked out and had a spasm on the floor AHAHA!

"What?" asked Quinn who was holding Sam's hand.

Caine stood up and said, "Wait… you guys… what? I… you guys… just.. what the heck just happened?"

"Didn't you know? We're in love!" said Sam.

"I thought you were dating Astrid!"

"Well I am. But it's just a cover."

Caine then began seizing. AHAHA!

"Yeah! It's true! My Sam's a player! Uh huh!" said Quinn.

"Oh and Caine on this subject…" I said.

Caine stopped seizing and looked at me with suspicion. "Yeah?"

"I have something you must know."

"Uh huh…"

"It's kind of big news."

"OH MY GOSH JUST TELL ME NOW!"

"I'm bisexual!"

Caine freaked out a bit more. He momentarily stopped and so I started singing.

"I LIKE A GIRL IN UNIFORM SCHOOL UNIFORM! I LIKE A BOY IN UNIFORM SCHOOL UINIFORM! I GUESS NOT EVERYTHING IS UNIFORM SCHOOL UNIFORM! I WANNA KISS EVERYONE IN UNIFORM!"

Diana exploded AHAHA!

Then Caine looked down at his school uniform and ran away.

The he came back wearing normal clothes. But that's not the point.

I was offended.

"Gosh Caine! I'm not into you!"

"Oh good. That's a relief." He said.

"Wait… why not?"

"Uhhhhh….."

"Oh my gosh Caine that's a cute top!" said Sam.

He was wearing a swoop-necked navy blue sweater.

"Oh my god it is!" said Quinn.

"I feel violated…" he said.

"Well you guys need to go now!" I said.

"Why?"

"My boyfriend is coming over."

Aaaaaaand Caine freaked out again.

"What the hell? Who's your boyfriend?"

"Marcellus Vivar."

"…Who?"

"He's a fourteen year old time traveler from the 1800's."

"But I want to meet him!" said Quinn.

"You can't. He hates people with herpes."

"But I don't have herpes…"

"Shut up you bus! Go away!"

So they left. But that's not the point. The point is Marcellus is here and I have to go now because were going to make pancakes on the barbeque on the roof. Bye!

GAIAPHAGE POV

The kid at Coates Academy was being weird, so I made him throw fish everywhere.

SOOOO HUNGRYYYYYY! in the dark LOLS!