A/N: Here is Freddie's List. Sorry if some of the words are a little too alike from Sam's List. AND I have a question for you at the bottom.

Sure. I own iCarly. Totally. *pause* OK! OK! I lied! You caught me! I don't own it! DON'T HURT ME!

Why am I up at 6:15 in the morning on a Saturday? WHY? Ugh. I won't be able to go back to sleep...what could I do? Hmm...

OH! I know! I can write a list of all the things I hate about Sam Princess Puckett! Did I seriously just call her 'Princess'? Wow, okay...I need a title...

Ten Resons Why I Hate Samantha Puckett

That works...

Number 10) I hate her hair. I mean its so long and blonde and I think that she is never gonna cut it! She should! I just wanna run my hands through it and kis-WAIT! No I don't! It looks so cute-NO it doesn't! Stop thinking like that Freddie. Her hair is stupid. That's right I hate her long, blonde, cute-AGAIN I MEAN-stupid looking hair!

Number 9) I hate her blue eyes. I hate them. They are so blue. An electrify-DULL blue. A pair of sparkl-PLAIN eyes. You could just take one look in them and get lost...Get you mind on the right track Freddie! Away from Sam's electrifying, sparlkling blue eyes. Not that I ever noticed them before! What so ever! Pfft.

Number 8) I hate how she knows so much about technology and weapons. Sometimes she knows more about technology than I do...and I think that it's kinda cute and cool and I don't mind sometimes-wait…I do mind! And everything she knows about weapons is a little scary. There should be a law against it! But then, she would go to jail for no reason and I don't want that...Wait! Yes I do! Maybe...

Number 7) I hate her obsession with meat and hurting people. I wish that she could just stop for one day, but then again, she would just hurtme more for saying that. Her prime target everyday is me and Gibby. And Gibby always gets more of her attention! I hate it! God, I sound so much like a gril right now! Ah well, when your two best friends are girls, they tend to rub off on you. Anyway! I hate how she hurts me but...

Number 6)I have stated to fight back lately. I think she hates that I do fight back. ;] And I get on her nerves and she hurts me more. Then I get more attention. It love it when I see the fire burning in her eyes, that determinded look on her face, and her pounce. She's a kitty with claws. Meow. And did you know that she used to be taller than me? I hated it. But now she's short! HA!

Number 5) I hate how I've only thaught of five things so far...I know more, I just need to think...I think Sam was always a little evil on the inside. And fiesty. When I met her when I was eight, she was mean, but not as mean as she is now. And I know for a fact that she has rubbed off on me! My mom doesn't like her at all. But she doesn't like Carly a bit more.

Number 4) I hate how she always told to me stop believing that Carly would one day love me. I realize that now, but back then it was always annoying to hear her say it everyday! "Carly will never love you." Plain and simple, everyday. But then we danced in the Groovy Smoothie after the Girl's Choice Dance and then we dated for a while...

Number 3) I hate how she talked me out dated Carly! It might have been a good thing that she did, because then after te hero thing disappeared, Carly probably would've rudely dumped me! Well, mabe not rudely. but you get the point. She said that I was just bacon...and she loves bacon...I'm confused.

Number 2) I hate her lips. They are so, so pink. I am a boy so, naturally, I hate the color pink! So therefore, I hate her lips. I mean, the are round and soft-I would know she was my first kiss! OH! And I hate the fact that she WAS my first kiss. We did just kiss to get it over with and we promised that we would never talk of it again but then Carly found out so that was out of the bag. Grrr…

Number 1) Oh hell…screw all the things I said! I love her hair, I just want to run my hands through it and make her moan! Her eyes are like the ocean, always moving, and if I look into them too long I could very easily get lost! She's so gorgeous and I friggin love her obsession with weapons! I was so freakin' pissed when she talked me out of dating Carly, but now I know that she did it to keep me sane! For some reason I love it when she hurts me and that determinded look and her firey blue eyes look like ice when she stares at me. I love her sense of humor and how I actually help her when she is planning a prank on someone! I love how she did rub off on me and now I'm her partner in crime! I love that she is shorter than me but she was so friggin adorable when she was taller than me! I was so freaking annoyed when Sam wanted to be girlier, JUST to impress Pete! And then he rudely dumped her! But aparently they actually kissed a few hundred times. I wish I was the one that she kissed a hundred times. I LOVED my first freaking kiss because it was Sam! I have liked him since then! That was almost 3 friggin years ago! The only FREAKING GODDAMN reason I hate him so much is because I LOVE HER! I hate her because she is the one girl I can't freaking have! I hate her for it damn it! I hate her for it! I get jealous over every other guy she's ever dated and I just can't friggin help it! I CAN'T!

Alrighty, now that I've ranted, what should I do now?

A/N: Here is your question!

DO YOU PEEPS HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR THE SEQUEL?

If not, then I will upload the epilogue the way I have it at the moment! PLEASE REVIEW!