Author's note; Sorry if it's a bit ooc-ish ;3; Most of these are written when I'm half asleep.

This is Shizuki~ Hey that fits :DD Yeah, this is Shizuo x Kiana. If I made any errors, sorry vwv; I'm too lazy to re-read to fix.

Shizuo Heiwajima glared at the information broker. Time and time again that… flea had escaped from him, but not today! He would kill him if it killed him. His grip tightened on the stop sign within his hands, making a very deep dent that resembled his hand.

"Uh-uh, I wouldn't do that if I was you Shizu-chan… Besides, wouldn't Kiana be upset if you left her… again, just to chase after me…?"

His eyes widened for a second, hesitantly looking back towards the black haired female; though they quickly narrowed while growling loudly.

"Don't mention her name, Izaya…"

"Oh-ho-ho, do you have a soft spot for her, Shizu-chan?"

Izaya seemed to laugh in a mocking tone, only forcing Shizuo to swing the sign post towards him. He dodged it a little too easily. This only made Shizuo madder. That damn flea always got away, always, always, always. It was a little more than frustrating.

"Well, sorry to cut this short Shizu-chan, but I gotta run. See ya~"

He smirked, closing his flick blade before starting to run off back towards the direction he lived in. Back towards the little hole he called a home.

"I-ZA-YA…!"

Shizuo screamed as he did what Ikebukuro knew him well for, picking up a vending machine and throwing it in the direction of the information broker. Of course it didn't hit him, nothing ever did. Nothing… serious enough to kill him that was.

"Shizuo-san…"

The younger female said quietly, frowning towards the angry blond. Kiana was only a few years younger, he was 23, she was 17. It was close enough hat they were able to hang out, and no one complained. Actually it calmed him down, surprisingly. His stalker got on his nerves, that stupid flea got on his nerves; almost everything did… but not her.

She couldn't exactly calm him down as she would love to, but it made Celty as well as Kasuka feel a little bit better knowing he was calm… at least some of the time. Kiana walked over towards him, holding up a small bottle with white liquid inside of it.

He could only give a small smile as he took the bottle from her grasp, opening it and drinking the contents. Kiana returned the smile softly, while looking off in the direction Izaya left. She didn't know much about him, and Shizuo thought it was best left that way. Anyone who didn't know Izaya was lucky.

That's how mostly… everyone who knew the male spoke. 'It's best not to talk to him…' Everyone thought that, Celty even did. If she could avoid it she would, though of course because of her job she encountered him a little more regularly than she had hoped.

Later that night Kiana found herself typing on the computer, humming a low 'huh' whilst talking to the other members of the chat.

Kanra has logged on.

Setton: Good evening Kanra-chan.

Kanra: Good-eve-ning! Kanra-chan's here!

Naika has logged on.

Naika: Of course you'd be the one to speak in third person, can't you be more normal Kanra-chan?

Kanra: Ah! Naika-san, how could you be so mean? ; A ;

Naika: It's not hard, when it's you, we're talking about.

Bakyura has logged on.

Bakyura: I think Naika-san is already my favorite person here.

Tanaka Taro has logged on.

Tanaka Taro: Of course you'd like anyone who makes Kanra-chan cry. Lol

Setton: Lol, it's sad because I think you are right Taro-san.

Naika: Well that's cool, I guess. I'm glad I'm liked. I think… is that a good thing?

Kanra: Yes~! No one's hated here.

Bakyura: Except you.

Naika: Bakyura-san, can I confess my love to you?

Tanaka Taro: Ehh?

Setton: What's going on?

Bakyura: Of course you can Naika-san, but I'm sorry my true love is girls~

Naika: Well you don't exactly know what gender I am, now do you?

Setton: It's kind of hard to tell. You seem to have traits of both when you type, Naika-san.

Kanra: I bet Naika-san is a dirty old man IRL~!

Naika: I bet Kanra-chan is lying and is a disgusting horrible man IRL.

Tanaka Taro: That's not nice, Naika-san. Lol

Bakyura: LOL

Bakyura: Yep, Naika-san is my favorite person here.

Kanra: ; A ; Naika-san is so mean~ Are you calling me ugly!

Naika: Yep. Kanra-chan, I bet you are a pathetic lonely ugly man IRL. That's why you harass people here~!

Tanaka Taro: There is so much irony in that statement. lol

Kanra: Not you too, Taro-san~! D:

Kanra: Anyway, getting off the wonderful subject of –me- I heard Shizuo Heiwajima was being a big brute like usual today.

Kanra: I heard he ignored a lovely young woman just to chase after Izaya, do you think he's gay?

Naika: No.

Tanaka Taro: I highly doubt it.

Setton: Absolutely not.

Bakyura: If anything, Izaya's the gay one, stalking Shizuo like a creeper.

Naika: Do the creep, ahh, do the creep, ahh!

Naika: .A. Joke no one will get~

Kanra: You're right~! No one gets it. You're so smart Naika-san.

Bakyura: Actually, that song does remind me of Izaya.

Naika: A-Ah! I think I do love you Bakyura-san! My marriage offer still stands~!

Tanaka Taro: You never asked him to marry you, lol.

Naika: Well then, would you like to get married, Bakyura-san? True love will conquer all!

Bakyura: Lol

Bakyura: Maybe.

Slowly she turned the computer off, closing the laptop and placing it gently on the coffee table in front of her. It was nice, but it wasn't hers. Kiana didn't exactly live with Shizuo, no more like she resided with him once in a while. It calmed him down, keeping him from constantly breaking things…

After all her best friend was his stalker, and she knew how frustrating it could be to have her shove her beliefs down your throat. No, not like Christianity, more like forcing him to be superman… Whether he wanted to or not.

Leaning against the door frame to his room, she watched the blond sleep soundly in his bed. It wasn't unusual for her to stay up later than him, or for him to sleep during the day when she slept at night. It was always back and forth for the two; sometimes they'd go a few days without much contact.

That was alright though, they didn't mind. A smile crept across her face. She remembered what Kanra had said on the chat. She knew Izaya was Kanra, which was what made it so fun to insult 'her'. But sometimes he did make sense.

'Kanra: Anyway, Shizuo's a big brute, don't you think?

Naika: Nah, like Bakyura-san said earlier, Izaya's just a creepy stalker.

Kanra: You know Naika-san, I think the only reason you defend Shizuo so much… is because you love him! Admit it.'

Kanra's statement actually had some truth to it, but she wouldn't admit it to him. For now being close friends was good enough, why should she ask for more?

"Goodnight, Shizuo… I love you… Sleep well…"

Turning off his light, she went back to his couch before pulling the covers around her body. It didn't take long for her to fall asleep, snuggling into the large fluffy pillow Shizuo had given her to use.

Later after Shizuo woke up, he stared down at the female sleeping. He smiled as he leaned down, kissing her forehead gently.

"Goodnight, Kiana… I love you too…"

He wasn't sure if it was because she had heard him, but she seemed to move a bit, as though acknowledging his statement. He smiled as he noticed her smiling in her sleep, going off and getting ready himself.