Disclaimer: Don't own. Can't make money. No matter how broke I am.
A/N: Serious smut. Be warned. Some implied boy on boy. Nothing heavy.
Sharing
"Please, Kakashi?"
"No."
Having just handed in his mission report, Kakashi had the time to leisurely stroll through the streets of Konoha. He was accompanied by Sakura, on her break from hospital duties.
"But..."
"No."
He had returned recently to ANBU missions as Team Kakashi split – Naruto was learning to become Hokage and Sakura was busy training the new generation of medic nins. Sai had also decided to rejoin the elite forces and was in fact in Kakashi's four-man cell.
Currently, the pretty pink-haired kunoichi was trying to get Kakashi to consider a threesome.
With another man.
Who'd have thought she was so... kinky? Experimental? Adventurous?
Oh, who are you kidding?
She just likes seeing two guys. Remember her reaction from the Konohomaru incident?
Kakashi shivered. He certainly did not want to see any more of Sai's pasty skin.
"Well, why not?" Sakura huffed, her patience waning. Kakashi's monosyllabic responses kept cutting her off before she even got out two words.
"Because it's wrong."
'Not to mention, I don't like to share. Mine, mine, mine!'
"How is it wrong?"
"It's like... Gai. It. Just. Is. You learn not to question it."
"But..."
"No. Seriously, Sakura. What if I suggested the same thing to you, but with Ino?"
"..."
Sakura paused in the middle of the street, unconcerned or just plain oblivious to the exclamations from villagers forced to manoeuvre around her.
That's right. Not too eager NOW, are you?
"We could do that... if you really wanted to, that is. I'm sure Ino won't mind. She thinks you were the hottest sensei for our Rookie year."
"..."
It was Kakashi's turn to be stop mid-step, stunned into silence.
"She thinks your ass is very nice by the way. And she's always going on about your mask and how if you took it off..."
Kakashi had ceased to listen. He honestly didn't care what Ino thought of him. He just suggested the name, knowing that the blonde kunoichi was one of Sakura's best friends. But if she considered Ino, who else would she consent to...
The endless possibilities fought for Kakashi's attention.
"Kakashi? Kakashi! Are you listening to me?"
A non-committal grunt was her reply.
"Why is it perfectly fine for you to get off on girl action and "it's wrong" for me to consider two men at it? That's just sexist if you ask me!"
Oh, no. She's getting riled up on her feminism rant. Have to change topic.
"Well, fine. I think Ino is... attractive," Kakashi chose his words carefully.
It was better not to antagonise Sakura any further. While she didn't have Tsunade's aim and handling of heavy paperweights, she unknowingly had Kakashi pussy-whipped. He didn't think he could stand a week without sex and he knew she was vindictive enough to deliver on her threats.
"If you can find someone that I approve of, then... I'll consider."
Hah. Fat chance, girlie. But it's the biggest concession you're going to get.
"REALLY? YOU REALLY MEAN IT?"
Kakashi felt a twinge of guilt but pushed it away. Sure he'd briefly entertained the thought. All those ANBU missions, the nights waiting for the right time to strike, the stress, the feeling that at any moment you could die. And of course, the comrades who were the only ones there for you.
They were shinobi. Life was short, and one quickly learnt to find pleasure where they could, while they could.
Hrmm maybe if I tell her that Gai was the one to put me off the idea, she'd go after him and it'd be oh so amusing.
"Genma."
"No. I'd rather he keep his senbon away from my privates. I like them fine the way they are. Undamaged."
Better not to mention that we already tried. One drunken night. And goddamnit, those senbon really hurt.
"Yamato-taichou."
"He's my kouhai! His respect for me will die! Then to who will I foot the bill?"
Ah, Woody. I wonder how she'd react to the knowledge that you have 'morning wood'... all the time. *snicker*
"Gah! You're impossible! Those two are among the finest male specimens to hail from this village, if not THE hottest! Unless, you count Itachi...
"Hrm... Oh, sure I'd consider him..."
Sakura's eyes lit up at the prospect.
"...if he hadn't crucified me and stabbed me so many times. Of course his biceps were quite admirable while doing so," Kakashi finished in a deadpan.
"What's it going to take for you to fulfil one of MY fantasies? God knows the number of your fetishes I put up with and don't get me started on your Icha Icha! You, Hatake Kakashi are a sexist, chauvinistic pig. You think you're so hot..."
Kakashi tuned out.
Of course I think I'm hot.
What's not to like about this body.
I'm lean.
I'm mean.
I'm a friggin' sex machine.
"Kakashi! Are you listening?" Sakura snapped her fingers in front of his face, noticing how his eye had gotten droopier during her rant.
"That's it. I'm going home. I'm tired from the mission and now I'm tired of you."
Nooooooooooooo!
Kakashi's mind wailed.
She's gonna take it away! You can't let her damnit! I need her! Think of something!
Sakura angrily turned her back on her ex-sensei, and now, lover.
Need some lovin'.
My mind is whining. You're going insane, Hatake.
Would you shut up and think.
Kakashi, wallowing from his position on the couch, replayed the previous conversation in his head, trying to come up with a way to appease Sakura, and in turn, appease his bloody hormones.
"...You think you're so hot..."
Kakashi bolted upright.
That's it!
He disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Sakura was horny. Already showered, she was naked under her sheets.
I was really looking forward to the post-mission sex too.
Stupid Kakashi.
Sighing, she closed her eyes and reached down to brush her clit. She was soaking. Her free hand came up to push her sheets off her body.
Sakura hummed in pleasure as her fingers began to wreak havoc with her nerves.
"Mmm... Ka...Ka... Shi."
Kakashi's lone eye widened as he paused momentarily where he was perched on Sakura's windowsill. A devilish smirk slowly appeared. His hands flashed through a series of seals and with a pop and some smoke, he was ready.
Sakura, so caught up in what she was doing, missed the brief spike of chakra that her apartment had already deemed familiar, and hence safe.
Suddenly, her right nipple was encased in warm, wet saliva, as familiar lips began to suckle.
"...Kakashi. I said n---uhnnngh"
A second mouth had latched on to her left breast.
Sakura's eyes blinked open in confusion as she peered down.
"Wha---", she trailed off when she was met with the sight of two Kakashi's grinning at her.
Am I seeing things?
It was her last coherent thought before her eyes rolled back and her body shivered in anticipation.
Kakashi glanced sideways at his clone.
I am smokin' hot.
He glanced down at the writhing mass beneath him.
She is, too.
He left his clone to happily worship Sakura's breasts and instead focused his attentions lower.
Tsk tsk. That won't do at all.
Reaching for Sakura's hand that had ceased to move, Kakashi pressed his hand over hers and began to control them, revelling in the slick movements.
She smelt so good.
But I bet she tastes better.
Without further ado, Kakashi lowered his head to feast, lapping at her overflowing juices as if he were of the same species as his summons.
He needed more.
With a jerk of his head, Kakashi motioned for his clone to move.
"Sakura..."
Her eyes opened slowly, her sultry look sending a jolt of heat to his loins. She sat up, reaching for him, pulling him into a demanding kiss.
Kakashi's clone moved swiftly onto the side of the bed, its hands trailing along Sakura's spine, stopping at her hips.
"Let's get you into a comfier position," it hissed in her ear, causing her eyes to flutter closed in anticipation.
Sakura felt her body being manoeuvred until she was on all fours. She blinked open her eyes and was met with the sight of Kakashi's erection standing at full-mast. Sakura eagerly took him into her mouth, her tongue swirling, her lips massaging.
Kakashi was oblivious to his clone's look of sheer bliss, where he lay on Sakura's bed with his head positioned between her legs. He pulled Sakura's hips towards his face and recommenced his earlier attentions, plunging his tongue into Sakura's heated cavern.
Both his hands were kneading the firm flesh of Sakura's ass, pulling them apart as his long fingers caressed her crack.
One finger slid into her cavern and was quickly withdrawn, trailing her juices back up to her anus.
Back and forth the finger went until Kakashi was satisfied that she was ready.
Slowly, he inserted his finger. Inch by inch, her tight cavern stretched and sucked him in.
God
Kakashi's clone felt like it was in heaven. It tightened its hands in Sakura's hair and thrust lightly. Sakura's moans sent vibrations from her throat and up the sensitive flesh of its cock, eliciting its own moan.
I don't think I can take much more of this.
Kakashi echoed these thoughts. He needed to replace his fingers with his throbbing cock.
He had managed to insert two fingers into Sakura's anus and was able to comfortably scissor them.
She was ready.
He wriggled his body down off the bed and stood up. Quickly stripping, he motioned for his clone to do the same.
Sakura felt both Kakashi's withdraw and she fell to her side, panting heavily. She had never been touched there before and at first felt a little self-conscious before her mind shut down in pleasure.
And that was just foreplay.
The bed sunk as both Kakashi's sandwiched Sakura between their hard, sculpted bodies. While his clone initiated a kiss, Kakashi latched his lips onto Sakura's shoulder and thrust a few times between Sakura's legs to coat himself in her wetness. Carefully, he positioned his erection at her back entrance and pressed.
Sakura's screams were muffled by his clone's lips as Kakashi slid in.
So... tight.
He forced himself to remain still so that Sakura could get used to the intrusion. After a while, she relaxed and began to rock her hips against him.
Kakashi withdrew his length with a hiss, only to slowly thrust back in.
Sakura's grinding became more insistent, craving the friction.
Kakashi gave a small nod to his clone, waiting patiently.
The clone's face lit up with an eager grin. With one quick thrust, it buried its length into Sakura's vagina, revelling in the tightness as it felt her muscles clench.
Sakura was whimpering. She felt too weak to do anything else.
Both Kakashis were pounding into her, each at their own pace.
Her hips were being jerked violently back and forth but as much as she tried, she couldn't match their rhythms.
It was just so intense.
'And to think I wanted another man. All I needed was Ka—'
"KAHHH—SHIII," Sakura saw white spots as she exploded in a scream.
Both Kakashi's felt the force of her orgasm and followed quickly after.
The clone disappeared with a pop and Kakashi was bombarded with its' experiences.
Oh God.
The feel of Sakura's mouth sucking him.
Then, her tongue warring with his for dominance.
Finally, her walls gripping his length as she came.
Kakashi rode out his orgasm with a groan.
He was exhausted.
Pulling out, he wrapped his arms around Sakura, and nuzzled his face into the crook of her neck.
Inhaling her sweet scent, Kakashi contentedly thought to himself,
'Sex Machine, I am.'
Genma, Sai and Yamato were frozen, all thoughts of retrieving their team leader for a mission gone from their minds.
Behind Sai's blank face,
'So that was the appeal behind DicklessGroupie's jutsu.'
Genma's jaw was dropped, the senbon fallen from his lips long ago,
'If only we weren't drunk.'
Yamato was flushed,
'if I didn't already have one, THAT certainly would've caused it.'
End
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