So sorry that I haven't put this story out as soon as I told everyone, I was working on other things. Plus I don't want to over work my Beta she has other things, more important things to do than sit down and read my crappy stories. So if going to be putting this story out without being beta, then reposting the chapters until she has time to read through it. If any one of you wants to be a beta for this story fill free to ask me. I always treat my betas to some kind of treat. Just look at this story, I wrote it for my beta. Eh, too much talk let's move on the yaoi, I mean story.

England woke up to a major hang over, "Damn it not again." The British man rolled out of bed on to the floor. Grabbing his head he moaned in pain, "Can't I ever go to out to a bar without getting wasted?" He thought back to what set him off to make him drink way to the point that he couldn't even stand up with leaning on something. Then he heard the phone start to play American Idiot, how did he hate that song but it fit the American so well. "Ah bloody hell, what does he want." Picking up his cellphone he could her Alfred screaming.

"Hey Arthur had a great time with you last night. But seriously you should talk to your fairies when you out with me. You sound like a crazy old woman," America snickered. "It's bad for my wrap if people think I hang out with crazy people, you know being the hero and all. Oh don't forget the meeting is today."

"Who the hell do you think you are?" America already hung up the phone. "You Bloody Git!" England angrily threw the phone against the wall, lucky it didn't break like all the ones before. "Agh my head, maybe some tea will help." Slowly he made his way to the kitchen. "That bastard who does he think he is calling me and for what? Just to call me crazy! He's the one who doesn't want see them. It's his own damn fault." He grabbed his head in pain, "England my old friend you shouldn't yell so much." Arthur started to laugh as he made his tea.

World Meeting

England walked into the meeting early like usually did. "What are we going to talk about today?" looking at his notes he started to write and draw stuff on the board. "Looks like both Italy and Romano have some kind of flu; poor guys getting baby by Germany and Spain." England groaned, "Looks like Sweden, Finland, and Sealand are taking some vacation next week." Going down the list made him angry, but mostly lonely. Everyone had someone to love or care for. He had no one. "Damn it all, am I really that alone in the world?" Trying to think of someone that felt his loneliness, he came up with Canada. "He has no one, well old chap you not the only one who's alone in the world." He smiles a bit until a moan came from the other room.

"Gilbert stop it, the meeting is going to start soon." Canada moaning grew louder.

England could hear Prussia chuckle, "You still have an hour till it people starts coming in. Come on Babe just a quick go around."

England slammed his head on the table and covered his ears, "Why do you hate me so?" An hour of hearing the two countries having their fun England was starting to crack, "I swear if I have to hear 'Oh Gilbert harder' one more time someone is going to die!"

"Who are you going to kill this time Arthur?" America asked with a mouth full of hamburgers.

Seeing the American face respark his anger from earlier this morning, "Alfred you dumbass!"

"Hey what did I do this time?"

"You have no right to call me an old woman!"

"Are you still on that? What was that like three weeks ago?"

"It was this morning you tawt! And who are you calling crazy you're the one who has a freak 'alien' in their home!" England used air quotes.

"Hey at least people can see him unlike your so called 'friends'"

"They're real and you know it!" he clench his fist. He was about to jump America when Germany stopped him.

"England, what the hell do you think you're doing? We are at a world meeting not some kind of fight club."

"Let kick his ass!" The British man was trying to break free from his grasp.

"England what did he do to make you so mad this time?" Germany asked trying to say as clam as possible.

"He called me crazy!"

"But England look at you; you're the one screaming and yelling. That looks crazy to me." France smiled.

"Shut it frog!" England once again try break from Germany's iron grip.

"He's just made cuz he know I'm right." America laughed lightly.

"About," the other countries were starting to wonder what he did to get England mad.

"That his so called fairy friends are not real and he sounds like a crazy old woman." America scratches his head.

Everyone started to laugh, "Like England is totally crazy. He does sound like a crazy old woman, da. Germany I thought you only tell little kids that story when they are little. Arthur you don't know how crazy that sounds to hear that from an old country like you."

England turned pale as a ghost. "They are real I'm telling you the truth." The other countries started to laugh even more. The country was about to cry when America patted England on the back.

"You always make the life of the party. Come one let's start the meeting."

"I swear on my life that you will pay for this!" Arthur ran out of the room before anyone could stop him.

AN: Poor Iggy I felt so bad writing this, but I had to tell you all why he got so mad. Egh try to update soon.