Disclaimer: All these characters (Well, most) belong to Cassandra Clare, not me!

"Mr. Bane!"

Magnus opened his eyes, confused. Where was he? He had thought he was asleep in his big, warm bed, but he was a bit cold and whatever he was resting he head on was the complete opposite of a warm and cozy bed. He opened his eyes. School. That's where he was. Geography class, to be precise.

He sighed. "Yes, Mr. Smith?" He heard something loud and annoying but was too tired to figure out what it was.

"Your baby is crying." So that's what the nose was.

"Oh." He took Gabriel out of the carrier that was located at the foot of his desk and began giving him his bottle. Alec and Magnus couldn't leave the toy at Alec's house, because no one was allowed to care for it besides Alec or Magnus, so to every teacher in the school's dismay, the students of Mr. Johnson's health class had to bring their assignments to school with them.

Gabriel, wouldn't stop crying. Magnus felt his diaper, but it was completely dry. Magnus gently rocked him back and forth but the crying persisted.

"Perhaps you should leave the classroom momentarily?" Mr. Smith suggested.

"Sure." Magnus bundled up his things and carried the baby outside the classroom with him. He tried to get the baby to stop crying for about ten minutes before signing and walking over to an open window to get some air.

He placed Gabriel on the window sell and just listened to the crying which echoed though the hallway. He sat there for a moment, when one of the classroom doors opened. Out stepped the biggest bitch in the school. Mrs. White. She was about one hundred and fifty years old (or at least looked it) and basically everyone hated her. She shouted at you for the most unreasonable things (such as breathing too loudly) and smelt like mothballs.

"Mr. Bane." She said, her voice had a tone that made Magnus want to shove glass in his eyes.

"Yes?"

"What are going doing in the hallway?" Said Mrs. White.

"Um, the baby wouldn't-"

She cut him off. "Get to class before I give you detention."

"Yes, Mrs. White." Said Magnus, shooting her a glare.

He grabbed the bag filled with diapers and bottles, and swung it over his shoulder. The bag hit Gabriel, knocking him out the window and down the two story drop to the hard concrete at the bottom. Magnus heard a crash and peered out the window to see Gabriel broken into pieces.

"Oh FUCK! God FUCKING dammit!" Magnus shouted.

He ran down the hallway towards the flight of stairs, just catching Mrs. Smith telling him that he had detention for the next week.

Magnus rain down the stairs and out the front door or the building, running over to his baby. It's head was split into three pieces. " Alexander is going to kill me!" He said as he gathered up the pieces of his baby and placed them in the bag. He walked back to his classroom in shame. There was only five minutes left to class when he returned.

"Where's your baby, Mr. Bane? Asked Mr. Smith with general curiosity.

Magnus pulled half a baby head out of his bag. "It fell out the window."

The class erupted in laughter.

x x x

It was recess time and the couple were sitting in a corner of the cafeteria.

"Alexander, we need to talk." Said Magnus, solemnly. His bag full of doll parts rested next to him.

Magnus was worried. He didn't want his beloved Alexander to be mad at him and Magnus knew he would be. He had just killed their baby for Gods sake! They were going to fail the assignment and Magnus knew how Alec felt about getting bad grades. He was always trying to please his parents, probably trying to make up for the fact that he was gay. Alec had never failed anything in his life. This was going to be bad.

Alec's face paled. "W-what about, Magnus?"

"...I killed our baby." Magnus said, looking at floor in shame.

"Wait, what?" Alec looked genuinely confused.

Magnus pulled one of the pieces of Gabriel's head out from the bag. "I um, accidentally dropped him out a window."

Alec just stared at him in shock. "Um..." Was all he said before bursting out into hysterical laughter.

x x x

"Mr. Lightwood and Mr. Bane?" Said Mr. Johnson, on the day their assignment was due.

"Yes." They said in union.

"Where is the baby you where assigned?"

"We sort of... killed it. Explained Alec as Magnus placed the carrier that was holding the broken doll on Mr. Johnson's desk.

"You both fail for not being able to keep your assignment in one piece." Mr. Johnson looked irritated. " And I'd advise you two to never adopt children."

And that is the last chapter. :3
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