Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
Thanks so much for your reviews! Sorry it took SO long to update! I decided that I'm going to do every book of the saga. This is New Moon. Enjoy:)
1. Dreamcatchers don't work.
2. No matter how loud you scream at the TV, Taylor Lautner can not hear you.
3. A guy can get a six pack of abs instantly.
4. In the Twilight world there's no law that states you can't date someone who's under the age of eighteen if you're older than eighteen like in the real world. Bella's eighteen, Edward's seventeen. (It's called pedophilia)
5. If a guy breaks up with you, jump off a cliff.
6. You know someone's a bad actress when they have their mouth hanging open like an idiot ninety percent of the movie.
7. A boyfriend is more important than your friends and family.
8. All werewolves are required to have a six pack of abs.
9. There's nothing crazy about someone hearing voices or seeing people.
10. Edward's abs are ugly.
11. The Cullens are too cool for backpacks.
12. It's alright to leave your dad for three days without telling him where you went or why you went.
13. The Volturi are freaking awesome!
14. When you punch a werewolf in New Moon, nothing happens. When you punch a werewolf in Eclipse, you break your hand.
15. Bella is pathetic. 'Nough said.
16. Asking your boyfriend to kiss you as a gift for your birthday is pathetic. (I would've asked for money!)
17. Life sucks without a boyfriend to the point of committing suicide.
18. When you get a crack on your face from being smashed into the floor, it magically heals.
It's hard to write so much negative things because nothing happened in the movie or the book. Please review.