Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
1. You can break your arm from walking and chewing gum at the same time.
2. Victoria looks REALLY different.
3. Esme doesn't speak much.
4. Yellow graduation capes are u-g-ly!
5. When a guy kisses you, your boyfriend freaks out. But when you beg that guy to kiss you(when your engaged!) your boyfriend won't care.
6. A cat died on Kristin Stewart's wig.
7. The wardrobe person is OBSESSED with jeans.
8. Robert Pattison forgot to take anti-constipation pills, again.
9. Werewolves hate shirts with a passion.
10. Jessica stole valedictorian from Ben.
11. Marriage is stupid because you have to sign a piece of paper.
12. There's nothing wrong with stealing someone's car engine.
13. Kristin Stewart has a disease which causes the mouth not to be able to close.
14. It's normal to walk around school with gold eyes.
15. Newborn vampires are uglier than regular vampires(No offense!) except Riley
16. Werewolves are on a caffeine high twenty-four-seven.
17. Some girls only wish in life is to seduce their boyfriend.
18. Vampire don't have muscles, blood, veins or organs. (when they're ripping them up in the battlefield)
19. Vampires can die just by being thrown. (even SMeyer said they should've been harder to kill)
20. Wedding rings were ugly back then.
21. A guy will buy a bed for his girlfriend when she can easily just sleep on the couch.
22. Edward's Volvo changes in every movie.
23. Maine has a two-headed lobster.
24. Bella's sunglasses make her look like a witch.
25. It's bad to buy a car and college education for the person you love.
26. Jasper has an on and off country accent.
27. Vampires make a "ding" sound when there heads are ripped off.