Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
A/N: Sadly, this is the last chapter. Thanks to all who reviewed. I hope you enjoy.
1. Don't mix your mother's name with your mother-in-law's name because Renesmee is a stupid name.
2. Parents don't mind when other people call their child a Loch Ness Monster.
3. Don't invite werewolves to your wedding.
4. There's nothing creepy about a baby born with a full set of teeth.
5. There's nothing wrong with humans drinking blood even though they can get AIDS and die as long as they did it for their mutant baby who is trying to kill them.
6. Some guys walk around looking for girls to imprint on.
7. Imprinting is pedophilia.
8. Giving birth to a half-human half-vampire is actually possible.
9. Sex can kill you.
10. A woman(Rosalie)can be a total bitch to someone and then finds out they're pregnant and then they're like best friends forever!
11. The Volturi are the only ones in this saga with personality.
12. Raven is better at seeing the future than Alice. (I hate Disney, but stay with me here)
13. If the screenwriter doesn't put at least three hours of the Volturi in this two part film, I'll steel the script and spread it across the Internet and they'll be even more pissed than when the pictures were leaked!
14. A series should NEVER end in a happily ever after unless they are cheesy fairytales.
15. "My brother, my son" is the stupidest line ever in a novel.
16. Arm wrestling is a lot more competitive than you think.
17. Bella finally became the sparkly, non-klutzy, somewhat decent supermom!
18. All vampires care about is having sex. (Looks like this rating changed to T)
19. It's not creepy at all when people ask to take a picture with your car.
20. Humans don't realize when another human turns into a wolf. (at the wedding)
21. The people who write the scripts are asses and need to be fired immediately or I'll steal the script and make it all about the Volturi.
Breaking Dawn did suck. Horribly way to end a series. Anyways, thanks so much to all who reviewed! You all are very nice and thank you reading this story even though it kind of sucked. No flamers please. If you're a serious twihard, I mean no offense for making fun of Twilight.