Prank Wars

Gallagher and Blackthorne Style

By BritishGallagherGirl

Cammie POV

"Cam, please tell me you're not seriously trying to deny it again." Macey whined as the four of us walked towards our dorm.

"I am denying it Mace. Not trying. I. Don't. 'Like-like'. Zach." I protested, putting air quotes around 'like-like'.

"Yes. You. Do. And he likes you back." She persisted.

"What? Macey, there's no possible way you could know that." I argued.

"I know boys Cam! And I know Zach likes you." She smiled as she walked passed me.

"It's true, Cam." Bex said, apologetically for siding against me.

"And I also know that you like Grant, Bex!" Macey shouted, as she ran away to get a head start for when Bex chased her down the hall.

As they disappeared around the corner shouting threats at each other, me and Liz started laughing at them – until there was an ear-piercing scream.

We quickly sprinted over to our dorm, expecting to find maybe the COC or something – but what we found was so much worse.

"I will KILL THEM!" Macey screamed at the top of her lungs. "I just had my hair done!"

Yes, the scene we found was Macey standing in the doorway of our dorm, with a bucket, which had been filled with ice cold water, by her feet – and in case you hadn't realised already, that ice cold water was now on Macey.

See, a couple days ago, we had told the guys that classes had been cancelled because one of Dr Fibbs' drinking experiments had been tested out on the teachers, and things didn't turn out too well, so they wouldn't be able to teach.

Obviously though, that was an utter lie. And when my mom found out, she had all four of them do community service within the school for the next three weekends – which wasn't good for them, considering the tasks involved stuff like helping Dr Fibbs with new tests and experiments (one of which gives you a huge rash in… unpleasant places), and cleaning out the girls bathrooms and those tampon disposal boxes. Ha!

It was just too funny, but I guess this was their revenge – the bucket of water on top of the door trick.

What do you mean you don't understand? Oh, sorry, I forgot to say. The Blackthorne Institute has done an exchange with the Gallagher Academy – but this time for a full year. All the Blackthorne seniors have come to stay with us, and as you can see, I said 'all the Blackthorne seniors'.

So it turns out Zach, Grant, and Jonas have another room mate, who couldn't come last time because apparently he was banned from leaving the grounds because of some monster prank he played on the seventh graders. His name was Massimo, and I know we've only known him for a couple weeks, but him and Macey are together now.

It's really funny though because whenever the boys want to piss Macey or Massimo off, they nickname them M&M. Macey just throws a fit and ends up severely injuring at leastone person.

But anyway, after we finally got Macey to stop screaming and just take a shower, we went down to the hall for dinner.

When we got there everyone was already there, and the whole hall went into silence as they all turned around and stared at us.

My mom stood up to the podium at the front and asked in a stern voice, "And what have you girls been doing that was so important you missed the beginning of dinner?"

"Liz spilled some of her liquidy chemical stuff, and said if we didn't clean it up right away it would probably release some toxic thingy into the air – and then we'd die." Macey said bluntly, which was quite funny really.

My mom eyed all of us in turn, and finally spoke, "Sit down please girls."

We took our places at our usual table, with the guys on one side (who kept snickering at us because they knew the real reason why we were late), and Tina, Eva and Anna on the other – but let me tell you this now, sitting next to Tina Walters is possibly one of the worst things that could happen to you in your lifetime. Why?

"So… Why are you guys really late? Were you on a secret mission somewhere? Peru? Russia?" suddenly she gasped really loudly and continued, "Or are you guys having secret relationships with Canadian spies who just got back from their mission Peru? Or was it Russia? Because my sources told me Macey has been seen by multiple students, kissing with a certain mystery man… Is he the Canadian spy?"

That's why.

"No, it was Jake." Macey replied, and Massimo stood up and shouted, "What the fuck, Mace?"

Me, Liz, and Bex were holding in our laughter as Tina's smile completely vanished.

See, when Tina finally got over her crush on Zach (thank God), she became obsessed with this new Blackthorne Boy called Jake.

"Oh, you know Jake, don't you Tina?" Macey continued, pretending to be completely oblivious to Massimo's outburst of anger, and Tina's major crush on Jake. "Nice eyes… and an amazing kisser…" she trailed off, stretching out amazing, and pretending to go into a daydream about him.

Tina started glaring, and sharply turned back to Eva and Anna, who both had shocked expressions on their faces.

Me, Bex, and Liz had trouble holding in our laugher, and I saw Liz had to cover her mouth with her hand to stop her from bursting into a fit of giggles.

But then I looked at Massimo, and – I'm not even exaggerating here – he looked as if he was about to crumble any second. His eyes were full of hurt and anger, but then Macey whispered in his ear that she was just trying to piss off Tina, and then whispered something else in a lower voice and his eyes turned to filled with lust. I really don't want to know what that's about…

"We know it was you guys." Bex said, turning to glare at Zach, Grant, Jonas, and Massimo all in turn.

Grant and Massimo started sniggering, and Zach said (with a huge smirk on his face), "You know what was us, Rebecca?"

Bex literally looked like she could have pounced on Zach and smacked that smirk right off his face – but when I say smacked, I really mean punched, kicked, and dislocated his jaw.

"We will get you back." I said, my face emotionless and my voice threatening.

"And then you'll regret ever setting foot into our dorm." Macey added, exactly the same way as I had.

And before they could reply, we grabbed our stuff and left the hall, as it was near the end of dinner anyway.

We were going to prank them so bad, they won't even know what hit them.

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~ BritishGallagherGirl xx