Prank Wars

Gallagher and Blackthorne Style

By BritishGallagherGirl

Zach POV

"I'm sorry boys, but you are not missing another day of school." Ms Morgan told us, as we sat on the leather sofa opposite her desk.

We sighed in defeat and trailed out of Ms Morgan's office, to see Cammie, Liz, Bex, and Macey all waiting outside.

As soon as the office door shut, they all burst out laughing at us, clutching their stomachs, while we just stood there feeling like idiots.

"That's what you get for messing with Macey McHenry's hair!" Macey shouted, when she had finally stopped laughing.

"You only got a little bit wet! We've got stuff drawn on our faces in permanent marker!" Grant shouted back.

"You guys deserved it." Liz piped up, smiling sweetly.

"Yeah, but you could of at least just done something small. Not given us moustaches, beards, and unibrows!" I protested, but they just burst out laughing again.

"And who wrote I LOVE DICK on my ass?" Grant shouted – wait, what? Ha! Now that was kinda funny…

The girls had an even bigger fit of giggles, so we just huffed and walked away, getting ready for a day of misery and humiliation…

Cammie POV

We kept laughing until the guys were out of ear-shot. Then I spun on Bex and exclaimed, "You wrote on his ass?"

"Guilty as charged." She replied, wiggling her eyebrows. Me and Liz started laughing again as Bex said, "And what a nice arse it is!"

"Whoa, who knew you had a thing for Grant?" Liz asked, smiling widely.

"I did!" Macey cheered, raising her hand in the air.

"Yeah but just the other day you were screaming threats at Macey for even mentioning you and Grant!" I pointed out, a bit confused how she had had such a change of heart.

"Well…" Bex started, but she was cut off by a sharp gasp from Macey.

"I can tell there's a huge story coming on! C'mon let's go back to our room and you can tell us everything!" she squealed, grabbing our wrists and pulling us away.

"Mace, school's already started!" Liz said, trying to get out of Macey's tight hold.

Macey groaned and said, "Fine. But we are so talking about this during free period."

.-:-.

"EW! That seriously tasted like dog shit!" Macey complained as we got into our dorm at free period.

"I know! I'm never taste-testing anything for Dr Fibbs again!" Liz joined in.

We had just had class with Dr Fibbs, and he told everyone he had made something to prevent you from reacting to Napotine patches – and they were in the form of chicken nuggets. Unfortunately, the chemicals he added to make it work, tasted HORRIBLE.

"Ugh, I'm gunna go brush my teeth." Bex said, walking into the bathroom.

"Me too!" I agreed, following her in and grabbing my toothbrush.

"Me three."

"Me four. And I need some mints."

We were all quiet for a bit while we brushed our teeth, and then Macey spat into the sink and said, wiggling her eyebrows, "Oh, Bex! So, what was that story you needed to tell us?"

Bex smiled, gurgled her mouthwash, and went and sat on her bed, soon followed by the rest of us. We all huddled around her, crossed-legged, and leaning in eagerly.

"Well, y'know the night after they pranked us with the bucket of water thing last week?" Bex started.

"Yeah?" we all answered, waiting for her to continue.

"Well, I woke up at 2.13am, and couldn't get back to sleep. So I figured maybe I should try what Cammie does, just walk around for a bit and then come back to bed. So I put on my hoodie and left."

"Just get to the part where you kiss!" Macey shouted, getting annoyed.

"What? We didn't kiss!" Bex protested, but Macey just said sarcastically, "Yeah, just like Cammie didn't dream about Zach last night."

"Hey! Can we just get back to Bex's story!" I shouted, trying to get the subject off me.

"Okay, so as I was saying." Bex continued, thankfully. "I wandered round for a bit, and then I saw Grant on the other side of the staircase! Well, actually, I didn't know it was Grant at the time, so I started attacking him."

"But you stopped when you realised it was him. Right?" I asked, scared for Grant.

"Yeah, obviously! But by then I'd already broken his nose…"

"Bex! That is defiantly not the way to get him to like you." Macey said, shaking her head and Bex. "You should be wearing revealing outfits and push up bras! Not breaking his bones!"

"Riiiiight…" me and Liz chorused together sarcastically.

"So anyway, back to me and Grant. So we went to the kitchens to get some ice for his nose, and we started talking. He asked me if I was still mad about the prank, and I said I wasn't really because Macey would get over it eventually."

Macey sent Bex glares, but Bex just carried on. "So he said he was glad I forgave him, and I said I hadn't forgiven him, I just wasn't mad anymore, and we were so going to get them all back. But then he said 'Will you forgive me if I do this?', and he kissed me!"

Me, Liz, and Bex started squealing while Macey shouted, "I knew it! Was it a small kiss, or like, a big tongue-and-feeling-up kiss?"

"The second one!" Bex stage-whispered.

"How long did it last?" Macey asked, but before Bex could answer, Liz screamed, "Ew!"

"Liz it's just a kiss!" Bex backed herself up, but Liz shook her head and said, "No, not that! Your teeth! They're turning purple!"

Bex ran into the bathroom to look in the mirror, and as I glanced at Liz I shouted, "Ohmygod so are yours Liz!"

Liz followed Bex, and me and Macey soon went over to check if ours were purple as well.

Turns out, all of our teeth were turning purple.

"Ew, what is it?" Macey whinged, trying to wipe the colour off.

"I don't know!" I answered, panicking because if this was a side affect from Dr Fibbs chicken nuggets, I was never going to step foot in his classroom again.

Suddenly Bex gasped with realisation, and grabbed her purple mouthwash. "The guys put food colouring in it!"

"Those idiots!" Macey screamed, running over to her bed and getting out her toiletries bag.

"Jonas must've changed it to only show up after 15 minutes or something, so that we would've gone to bed and woke up with it in the morning." Liz explained why it hadn't shown up straight away.

"Right, everybody over here." Macey called from her bed, and we all rushed over.

She got out some 'Super Strong Teeth Whitener', and told us to use it like normal tooth paste three times straight away.

"Macey you are a life saver." I sighed, grabbing my bag because free period was nearly over.

Macey smiled and we all headed out the door with eye-blinding white teeth – ha! Take that guys!

Goode? Review please! (:

~ Polly