The next morning, I awoke to find myself, still a donkey, with Zeke resting his head on me. Darkbullfrog giggled as she walk outside from the girl's side of the SG cabin.
Zeke, get off!
"Sorry, eh." the prarie boy said as he sat up and stretched.
Darkbullfrog stared at me and laughed some more.
You're lucky I'm a gentleman, or I'd kick ya! I responded.
"Gentleman?" she said. "You basically take all your time insulting me."
Well then, I sincerely apologize for any and all insults. I said. How much time is left?
"Um...about...10 hours...or something."
Ah. So, what am I supposed to do in the meantime?
"Idk, eat grass?"
I sigh mentally and eat some grass, bored out of my mind, with nothing to do but squash the urge to bray.
"Poor dude..." Darkbullfrog said to Noah. "he seems depressed."
"Ya think?" the puppy replied.
"Hehehehe. obviousness is fun."
I would go to the confessional, but I doubt the camera can pick up telepathic signals. I said as I trotted over to a tree to do my business.
"Eew."
Well, I can't use the toilet, can I? Fortunately, I'm modest enough to do it behind a tree. I pointed out. You did the same when- "-you were a donkey, as did Zeke." I said as I changed back. "Now, could someone give my pants?"
I stared at Darkbullfrog filling my pants with hot sauce. "um...you don't wanna know."
"I know what you were trying to do, anyway I did watch that particular episode." I replied calmly. "I would like a clean pair, one that is not booby-trapped."
"um...Ok..." she said as she handed me a pair of pants with a trout in them, which I calmly pulled out. "Why is there a fish in my pants?" I asked. "And why didn't you do that to Chris?"
"I felt like getting you back."
"Then why didn't you just drop it down my shirt after I got dressed?" I asked after I finished putting my pants on.
"Cuz," she shrugged.
I left the smell in just so she could get her satisfaction, and removed it after she said I had suffered enough. I calmly sit down with my back on the tree and resume reading my book. I then notice Noah doing the same, turning the pages with his paws, near the totem pole.
Darkbullfrog giggled. "You two are like twins."
Noah and I glanced at each other. "Really? What was..." I began.
"...your first clue?" the bookworm-puppy finished.
"Whoa..." she responded, stunned.
I grinned and put my book up. I wandered over to a tree near the broken log were Harold was meditating. We both nod and aknowledge each other's presense, and I lept up into the tree, cross my legs, and begin meditating as well. A ball of fire appears in front of me, which cycles through lava, earth, ice, water, shadow, air and light before fading.
"AWESOME!"
I then acrobatically lept from branch to branch as though I'd lived in them for most of my life. I kept jumping until I reach a small clearing.
"Cool."
I then began toying with my illusion abilities, creating several different images. The tomb of King Arthur, and Valhalla (complete with Thor's Hammer chamber at the back, and a few Norse warrior zombies) on Jan Mayen Island.
"AWESOEM."
"So, which do you want to explore? King Arthur's tomb with all nasty surprises shut off, or Valhalla, home to Thor's Hammer?"
"Wherever you wanna go."
Okay, the Hall of the Slain it is! But first..." I inhaled deeply. "HEY GUYS! I FOUND VALHALLA! GET OVER HERE IF YOU WANNA TAKE A TOUR!" Chris, Chef, and the rest of the cast rushed over.
As we descend down a long spiral ramp, you notice the various skeletons wearing armor, and the large pillar in the center of the chamber.
"This is so pimp!" Darkbullfrog exclaimed.
"Did you know that if we were really here instead of in an illusion, those skeletons would be walking around, trying to kill us?" I asked her. When we reach the bottom, there are two more skeletons, who do just that. I pull out the strange black sword I had brought with me, and sliced them apart. "Whew, that was close!" I said calmly. "Could've sworn I already killed them." Walking over to the base of the pillar and tug on one of the handles, I say "Yo, DJ! Could you gimme a hand with this?"
"WHOA!" Darkbullfrog exclaimed after the zombies died-again.
"Sure, man". the brickhouse answered. I handed him on of Thor's Gauntlets and we both grip two of the pillar's handles, causing the gauntlets to glow bright blue. As we rotate it, the massive stone wall located near the base of the ramp slides up, revealing a large corridor. I summon some battery scooters from thin air, and everyone hops on. We follow the maze-like corridor all the way to the end, and enter a simply MASSIVE room big enough to hold the Titanic. A long bridge extends from one end of the room to the other.
"Note the four hammer-like objects to either side of us." I said, pointing to the dormant pendulums being held up on the walls as we walk along the bridge. "I deactivated the traps, so that we don't get smashed." We continue on our way until we reach the end. Before us, lies a short staircase leading up to a small chamber. At the back of the chamber is a giant statue of Thor, God of Thunder, holding his hammer as though to strike the pedestal in the center. On the pedestal sits Mjolnir itself. I calmly hand you Thor's Belt and Gauntlets, saying that "I am not worthy to wield the Hammer, but you are."
"What? What do you mean by that? You think I'm worthy?"
"I mean, although I do have Thor's temper, I feel that you deserve to wield his hammer. And would you rather Justin or Evil-jandro get?"
"Hey!" Al complained.
"Shut up, Darth Alejandro. You already lost a potential girlfriend to Ezekiel, and most of your skin and hair. If you would like to keep anything you still have, then zip your lips, buddy."
Al complied quickly. "Anyway, I was comparing you to Lara Croft," I said to Darkbullfrog. "I however, am only worthy enough to wield the most sword on the planet: Viracoaha's Staff, aka Excalibur." I finished, drawing the sword I had used to kill the zombies earlier and holding it in my hands.
"I am familiar with Excalibur..." Darkbullfrog said as she took the sword from me and looked it over. "But you want me to wield thor's hammer, OK. If you're ready..."
She looked over the sword for a moment then handed it back. I gave Excalibur to Harold, and handed her the gauntlets and belt. After Darkbullfrog put on Thor's Gauntlets, they adjusted their size to conform to the dimensions of her hands. The Belt did the same. she then walked into the chamber and reached for the hammer. In a flash of lightning and a clap of thunder, Mjolnir aknowledges Darkbullfrog as its wielder.
Zeke, get off!
"Sorry, eh." the prarie boy said as he sat up and stretched.
Darkbullfrog stared at me and laughed some more.
You're lucky I'm a gentleman, or I'd kick ya! I responded.
"Gentleman?" she said. "You basically take all your time insulting me."
Well then, I sincerely apologize for any and all insults. I said. How much time is left?
"Um...about...10 hours...or something."
Ah. So, what am I supposed to do in the meantime?
"Idk, eat grass?"
I sigh mentally and eat some grass, bored out of my mind, with nothing to do but squash the urge to bray.
"Poor dude..." Darkbullfrog said to Noah. "he seems depressed."
"Ya think?" the puppy replied.
"Hehehehe. obviousness is fun."
I would go to the confessional, but I doubt the camera can pick up telepathic signals. I said as I trotted over to a tree to do my business.
"Eew."
Well, I can't use the toilet, can I? Fortunately, I'm modest enough to do it behind a tree. I pointed out. You did the same when- "-you were a donkey, as did Zeke." I said as I changed back. "Now, could someone give my pants?"
I stared at Darkbullfrog filling my pants with hot sauce. "um...you don't wanna know."
"I know what you were trying to do, anyway I did watch that particular episode." I replied calmly. "I would like a clean pair, one that is not booby-trapped."
"um...Ok..." she said as she handed me a pair of pants with a trout in them, which I calmly pulled out. "Why is there a fish in my pants?" I asked. "And why didn't you do that to Chris?"
"I felt like getting you back."
"Then why didn't you just drop it down my shirt after I got dressed?" I asked after I finished putting my pants on.
"Cuz," she shrugged.
I left the smell in just so she could get her satisfaction, and removed it after she said I had suffered enough. I calmly sit down with my back on the tree and resume reading my book. I then notice Noah doing the same, turning the pages with his paws, near the totem pole.
Darkbullfrog giggled. "You two are like twins."
Noah and I glanced at each other. "Really? What was..." I began.
"...your first clue?" the bookworm-puppy finished.
"Whoa..." she responded, stunned.
I grinned and put my book up. I wandered over to a tree near the broken log were Harold was meditating. We both nod and aknowledge each other's presense, and I lept up into the tree, cross my legs, and begin meditating as well. A ball of fire appears in front of me, which cycles through lava, earth, ice, water, shadow, air and light before fading.
"AWESOME!"
I then acrobatically lept from branch to branch as though I'd lived in them for most of my life. I kept jumping until I reach a small clearing.
"Cool."
I then began toying with my illusion abilities, creating several different images. The tomb of King Arthur, and Valhalla (complete with Thor's Hammer chamber at the back, and a few Norse warrior zombies) on Jan Mayen Island.
"AWESOEM."
"So, which do you want to explore? King Arthur's tomb with all nasty surprises shut off, or Valhalla, home to Thor's Hammer?"
"Wherever you wanna go."
Okay, the Hall of the Slain it is! But first..." I inhaled deeply. "HEY GUYS! I FOUND VALHALLA! GET OVER HERE IF YOU WANNA TAKE A TOUR!" Chris, Chef, and the rest of the cast rushed over.
As we descend down a long spiral ramp, you notice the various skeletons wearing armor, and the large pillar in the center of the chamber.
"This is so pimp!" Darkbullfrog exclaimed.
"Did you know that if we were really here instead of in an illusion, those skeletons would be walking around, trying to kill us?" I asked her. When we reach the bottom, there are two more skeletons, who do just that. I pull out the strange black sword I had brought with me, and sliced them apart. "Whew, that was close!" I said calmly. "Could've sworn I already killed them." Walking over to the base of the pillar and tug on one of the handles, I say "Yo, DJ! Could you gimme a hand with this?"
"WHOA!" Darkbullfrog exclaimed after the zombies died-again.
"Sure, man". the brickhouse answered. I handed him on of Thor's Gauntlets and we both grip two of the pillar's handles, causing the gauntlets to glow bright blue. As we rotate it, the massive stone wall located near the base of the ramp slides up, revealing a large corridor. I summon some battery scooters from thin air, and everyone hops on. We follow the maze-like corridor all the way to the end, and enter a simply MASSIVE room big enough to hold the Titanic. A long bridge extends from one end of the room to the other.
"Note the four hammer-like objects to either side of us." I said, pointing to the dormant pendulums being held up on the walls as we walk along the bridge. "I deactivated the traps, so that we don't get smashed." We continue on our way until we reach the end. Before us, lies a short staircase leading up to a small chamber. At the back of the chamber is a giant statue of Thor, God of Thunder, holding his hammer as though to strike the pedestal in the center. On the pedestal sits Mjolnir itself. I calmly hand you Thor's Belt and Gauntlets, saying that "I am not worthy to wield the Hammer, but you are."
"What? What do you mean by that? You think I'm worthy?"
"I mean, although I do have Thor's temper, I feel that you deserve to wield his hammer. And would you rather Justin or Evil-jandro get?"
"Hey!" Al complained.
"Shut up, Darth Alejandro. You already lost a potential girlfriend to Ezekiel, and most of your skin and hair. If you would like to keep anything you still have, then zip your lips, buddy."
Al complied quickly. "Anyway, I was comparing you to Lara Croft," I said to Darkbullfrog. "I however, am only worthy enough to wield the most sword on the planet: Viracoaha's Staff, aka Excalibur." I finished, drawing the sword I had used to kill the zombies earlier and holding it in my hands.
"I am familiar with Excalibur..." Darkbullfrog said as she took the sword from me and looked it over. "But you want me to wield thor's hammer, OK. If you're ready..."
She looked over the sword for a moment then handed it back. I gave Excalibur to Harold, and handed her the gauntlets and belt. After Darkbullfrog put on Thor's Gauntlets, they adjusted their size to conform to the dimensions of her hands. The Belt did the same. she then walked into the chamber and reached for the hammer. In a flash of lightning and a clap of thunder, Mjolnir aknowledges Darkbullfrog as its wielder.