Disclaimer: Nope...*died*
Life: Hey Guys
Maka: Someone please get us out of this hellhole
Life: Time for a Truth Or Dare chapter! Muwahahahahahaha
Soul Eater cast: O_O
Life: The first one is from:
Tsukiko-Chama
Soul Dare: I dare you to make out with Black*Star
Maka Dare: I dare you to Maka-chop Kid asymmetrically
Black*Star Dare : i dare you to shut up for an entire day OR Admit that you will NEVER surpass God
Tsubaki Truth: How often do people make a comment on your...erm...chest
Death the Kid Truth: Why do you shoot with your pinkies instead of your trigger finger
Liz Dare: I dare you to not do anything to your hair or wear makeup of any sort and walk into a crowd of boys at the mall
Patty Truth: seriosly, what's with the girraffes
Life: Okay... LETS DO THIS!
Soul: What? Cool guys are not gay
Black*Star: A STAR LIKE ME WON'T-
Life: *Holds up Banana Bazooka she stole* DO IT DAMMNIT!
Soul and Black*Star: O_O...fine...*Makes out*
Liz: *takes a pic*
Kid: Holy Shinigami...
Patty: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Tsubaki: Oh my...
Maka:: Gross...
Life: Okay! Maka's Turn!
Maka: Maka-Chop!
Soul: At least its not me this time
Kid: GAH! ONLY ONE SIDE OF MY HEAD IS DENTED AND THE OTHER IS NOT! MAKA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
Maka: ummm...
Life: Black*Star's turn!
Black*Star: ANYONE AS GREAT AS A STAR LIKE ME CAN DO A EASY DARE LIKE TH-
Life: STFU!
Black*Star: ...
Life: Tsubaki's turn!
Tsubaki: ummm...not very often...I don't keep count...
Life:ehhh...uh...okay...KID'S TURN!
Kid: OH SHIT
Life: well?
Patty: hehehehehe
Liz: *smacks forehead*
Kid: Its easier to use Liz and Patty.
Life: Really?
Maka: *sneaks away*
Life: Ha! gotcha!
Maka:GAH
Life: As punishment, you must go into the closet with...Soul! :P
Maka and Soul: EH?
*Shoves them into closet, after about 30 secounds noises are being heard*
Life: Okay well those two seem...busy,ON WITH THE TORT-I MEAN DARES!
Soul Eater Cast: Aww shit...
Life: Liz!
Liz: DO I HAVE TO! ugh, fine give me a sec...* walks into mall and into a crowd of boys *
Boys: AHHHHHH THE HORROR...SOMEONE EAT MY EYES...MONSTER!
Liz: ...
Black*Star: * muffeld laugh *
Life: Pattty!
Patty: hehehe because they make Kid cry hehehehe
Kid: ITS ASYMMETRICALLY SPOTTED!
Life:LoL
Tsubaki: ummmm
Life: THATS IT FOR THIS CHAPTER! Keep the Dares rolling in please! But before I go...
* Hands Tsukiko-Chama a soul cookie and pats head * good slave
Life: Did I forget something...NAH...Hey, has anyone seen Maka or Soul?
*Screen goes black*