HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~LETS BEGIN!
Disclaimer: ugh...please don't remind me
Life: Hello, and welcome to another chapter to Truth or Dare!
Soul: may the cool gods have mercy on us
Maka: shut up Soul.
Life: do you two not remember what happend last chapter?
Maka and Soul: no...why?
Life: O_O... ummm never mind
Black*Star: YAHOOOOOOOO!
Maka: MAKA - CHOP!
Life: Thanks Maka.
Maka: no prob.
Liz: -_-
Kid: X_X
Patty: XD
Life: okay here are the dares and stuff! the first one is:
Shadow Of The Fire:
Soul: I dare you to pinch Makas' ass
Maka : Truth, have you had a dream involving Soul?
Black'star : Truth, who are you most afraid of fighting: Asura (Demon God), Shinigami, Mifune or Maka?
Tsubaki: Truth, how many times has Black'star "snuck" into tho womens' hot spring?
Death the Kid: I dare you to watch in the mirror for an entire hour without saying a word about the strippes in you hair
Liz: I dare you to walk in an old hunted mansion and spend the night there
Patty: Truth, are you just playing dumb or...
Spirit: I dare you to walk into a bar and scream "I'm a sissy"
Crona: I dare you to spend a day in an amusement park with Soul Eater Cast
Ragnarok: I dare you to be nice to Crona for an entire day
Shinigami : Truth, who is more powerful, Stein or Spirit?
Stein : Truth, what is the most sick thing you have ever disected?
Life: dis is gonna be fun...
Soul Eater cast: oh shit...
Life: Okay, Soul!
Soul: *pinches Makas ass*
Maka: EEEK! * turns around * MAKA-CHOP
Soul is on the ground bleeding.
Life: Maka!
Maka: Yes, and thats all iam saying.
Life: I KNEW IT!
Spirit: * pops out of no where* WHAT DID THAT NO GOOD WEAPON DO TO MY MAKA!
Life then hits him with a lead pipe.
Life: okay...Black*Star!
Black*Star: THE GREAT ME IS NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHIN-
Life:*holds up lead pipe*
Black*Star:* mumbles Makas name *
Maka: *smiles*
Patty: heheheheheh
Kid: geez
Life:Tsubaki!
Tsubaki: 42 times
Black*Star: hehe
Life: Kid! hehehhehehehehe this is gonnna be fun
Kid: NO NO NO NO NO N-
Life: DAMMNIT JUST DO IT!
Kid: ...fine...
Kid is now standing in front of a mirror
One hour later
Life: ok, times up you can-
Kid falls dead to the floor.
Life: go now...oh well, Liz!
Liz: BUH BUH BUH-
Life: NO BUTS!*shoves her into haunted house*
Liz:WAHHHHHHH
The next day Liz is found passed out at the house doors.
Life: Patty!
Patty: YEP YEP YEP! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Life:Spirit!
Spirit: *walks into bar and screams ' iam a sissy'*
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Life: wow, didn't know he could run that fast
Tsubaki: I thought he would stay at the bar...hm
Life: Crona! Ragnarok! You two's dares will be shown in my oneshot collection!Now...SHINIGAMI!
Shinigami: neither, Maka is.
Maka: * poking the still sleeping Soul with her book * Eh?
Life: Stein!
Stein: Spirit.
Spirit: *still running* THAT HURTS PEOPLES FEELING YA KNOW!
Life: okay thats it, oh, and please remember that anydares that are M rated and kills off charcarcters ( other than me ) will not be done.
* Gives Shadow Of The Fire a soul cookie and pats head * good slave thingy
BYE BYE
*Screen goes black*