LETS GET THIS PARTY STAR-TED!
Disclaimer: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME *holds up lead pipe*
Life: HI PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!
Kid: oh shit, shes back...
Life: hehehehehe
Crona: I don't know how to deal with this!
Life: Okay! Todays Dare is:
:
Teheee~
:3 it's Truth or Dare tiiimee! :)
maka: i dare you to don't read any book for a whole week.
Soul: i dare you to kiss maka :D!
Kid: i dare you to eat asymmetrical food.
black star: truth, do you looove Tsubaki *_*?
liz: i dare you to dress up like a hobo! :D
chrona: i dare you to kiss kid and deal with it!
medusa: i dare you to eat snake meat :P
shinigami: truth, are those things your hands, or are they gloves?
hanahana~
Life: BOOYAH!
Medusa: damn...
Life: LETS DO THIS * holds up lead pipe *Maka!
Maka: Fine...
One week later...
Maka:...
Life: Why does Maka look like she just died?
Maka:...
Life: Oh well...Soul! Cheer Maka up!
Soul: Cool..*kisses Maka*
Maka:*springs back to life* MAKA-CHOP!
Soul: WTF I thought girls are supposed to be happy!
Black*Star: This is fucking funny
Life: *hits Black*Star with lead pipe*NO BAD LANGUAGE FOOL!
Black*Star: X_X
Tsubaki: Oh Black*Star...
Liz: Lol
Patty: hehehehehehe
Life: Okay thats over...Kid!
Kid: DAMMNIT! * eats asymmetrical food *
Life,Tsubaki and Liz: Well...?
Kid: *falls over*
Life: LOL
Patty:HAHAHAHAH
Liz: Kid? Kid!
Life: Lol okay...Black*Star!
Black*Star:THE GREAT ME WILL NAVER REVEAL HIS FEELINGS FOR TSU-
Life: LEAD PIPE POWERS GO!
Black*Star: MY BALLS! MY GODLY BALLS! WHY IN HELL IN YOU HIT ME THERE!
( Laptop forgotten on the desk, Life is now on the ground laughing her ass off while writing this )
Life: TELL US OR FACE MY WRATH!
Black*Star: YESSSSSSS I LOVE HER NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
Life: Thats more like it...
Tsubaki: O/O
Maka: AWWWWWWWW
Soul: Thats cool I guess
Liz: Gossip!
Life: STFU!
Soul Eater Cast: O_O
Life: Liz!
Liz:...fine...
5 mins later and Liz is now dressed p like a hobo.
Liz: I...LOOK...SO...DAMN...UGLY!*cries*
Kid: YOU LOOK SYMMETRICAL!
Life: ...
Crona: I don't know how to deal with this
Maka: Wow
Soul: Yeah...
Life: Crona your next!
( Also to you Crona fans, The Dare Crona and Ragnarok had to do last chapter will be posted in ' Soul Eater Oneshots Trash Bin' On 3/2/2011 maybe earlier... P.S. CHEESE~)
Crona: BUH BUH BUH I DON'T KNO-
Life: DEAL WITH IT OR RAGARNOK GETS IT!
Crona: o-okay * kisses kid then goes to emo corner and is chanting ' I can deal with this ' over and over again *
Kid: HOLY...WHAT JUST HAPPEND
Life RETARD! OBEY YOUR MASTER!
Kid:...
Life: hehehehehe I really like this one... * whispers a thank you to * MEDUSA EAT SNAKE MEAT OR DIE! * holds up a banana bazooka she stole from Rin Writers *
Medusa: EHHHHHH!
Life: DO...IT...OR...BE...RAPED...BY...MY...TEDDY...BEAR * holds up a poor looking teddy bear *
Medusa: * eats snake meat *
Medusa is now vomiting with Life taping the whole thing.
Life: hehehe
Patty XD
Tsubaki: oh dear...
Black*Star: PFFT HA
Life: hehehe...SHINIGAMI GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!
Shinigami: Hey,hey wats up? did someone call my name?
Life: Maka...
Maka: *holds up a book*
Soul: Dude, not cool. man, if I were you shinigami-sama...I would RUN
Life: Now...Tells us...
Shinigami:
Life *points bazooka at him with a crazed look on her face* TELLS US YOU FOOL OR SLEEP WITH EXCALIBER!
Shinigami: oh...shit...
Life:WELL?
Shinigami: Hands, their hands...
Life: * puts bazooka down * Thank You...Maka...
Maka:* puts book down *
Life: That was easy... well thats all we have for today...
Soul eater Cast: ?
Life: Your Safe...
Soul Eater Cast: YAY!
Life: For Now...
Soul Eater Cast: DAMMNIT!
Life: hehehe Oh well. you guy are gonna have to wait for next chapter to what I put them through next...PLEASE SEND DARES!
Dear blackbloodbaby
Your chapter is next, good for you.
Love , Life , The girl who will eat your brain, spit it back out, than dance with Excaliber.
Life is now handing a soul cookie and pats their head
Life: Good, slave, good,... keep sending dares...
Dear Tsukiko-Chama and Shadow Of The Fire
SEND...MORE...DARES...LIKE...NOW!
...and you will get a soul cookie...
Love, Life ,
P.S asklamddmkew hnpcgmrekjgnw cw;kgnelmx,bwgv,ebmxergvlejwbgcegfrnvelnc
( head desk )
BYE BYE-
Excaliber comes into view.
Oh shit...RUN!
*Screen goes black*