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Life:HEY HEY WATS UP?

Black*Star: FUCK

Life:* hits him with lead pipe * NO BAD TALK!

Black*Star: YOU CAN NOT CONTROL M-

LIfe: *holds up a HUGE lead pipe*

Black*Star:...

Life:Okay lets get started:

Shadow Of The Fire

Soul: I dare you to ask Maka out

Maka: Truth, spild the beans about that dream

Black*star: I dare you to submit completely to Tsubaki for 24 hours

Tsubaki: Truth, what is Black*stars' deepest secret?

Death the Kid: I dare you to write your name ten times on a billboard

Liz: I dare you to ask Stein to give you the same size boobs as Patty

Patty: Truth, how many times have you used your speciel preciesion on Kid?

Spirit: Truth, Kami (Makas' mom) comes to town or Straff reasignment, witch would you like?

Crona: I dare you to write a book about poetry

Asura: Truth, what is your biggest fear?

Justin: I dare you to change the song in your earphones

Marie: I dare you to speeddate

Stein: I dare you to go to a bar with Spirit

Life: THANK YOU FOR DA DARE!*epic face*

Maka: Holy...

Life: READY...SET...SOUL!

Soul: I kinda like this one, Maka, will you go out with me?

Maka: O/O

Life: If you say no...I will make Kid shoot you...

Kid:EH?

Maka:Ok Soul...

Soul: Cool

Life: *Fangirl scream* Ok ok...Now Maka...* wiggily eyebrows *

Maka: It was about...IT

Life: AHHHHHHHHHHHH *fangirl scream*

Maka and Soul: O/O

Black*Star: NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Life: Black*Star...

Black*Star: *sinks in an emo corner*

Life: Black*Star ...DO IT OR ELSE YOU WILL HAVE SEX WITH EXCALIBE-

Black*Star: *clings to Tsubaki *

Tsubaki: O/O

Life: Tsubaki!

Tsubaki: er...well...you see... Black*Star once 'went' on an ant hill...things were not pretty after that...

Life and Liz: DID YOU GET IT ON VIDEO!

Tsubaki: No...Gomen

Life: damn...oh well...KID

Kid: *Runs*

Life: * holds up soul cookie * Patty...

Patty: heheheheeheh * tackles Kid *

Kid: NOOOOO PATTY WHY YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Life: good girl *gives soul cookie* Now...Kid...

Kid: WAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Life:...now...Kid * holds up 8 soul cookies *

Kid:* writes name on billboard ten times * GIVE MEH THE COOKIE

Life:*gives cookies*

Kid: YAYZ

Life: LIZ!

Liz: EH?

Life: *holds up lead pipe*

Liz: fine...

Life: works everytime..Stein...do your thing

Stein: *holds up sharp things* can do~

1 hour later

Liz: WTF I LOOK SO PRETTY

Patty: YAAAAAAAAAAA

Kid: YOU ARE SO EQUAL AHHHHHHH

Life: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT!

Stein: I HAVE SIX TOES!

Soul Eater cast and Life: ...

Stein: I stole one from Spirit...

Life:...Ok...PATTY!

Patty: hehehehehe 7 TIMES HAHAHAHAHAH

Kid: 7? WHY CAN'T IT BE 8?

Life: STFU!

Soul: not cool

Maka: ummm...

Tsubaki: eh?

Life: SPIRIT!

Spirit: KAMI! I LUV YOU! COME HOMEEEEE-

Maka: MAKA-CHOP!

Spirit: X_X

Life: Thank you Maka...OHHHHH CRONA~

Crona:...

Life: well?

2 hours later

Crona: h-h-her- DONE!

Life: *Reads*

Life is now sitting in the emo corner

Shadow Of The Fire: * comes out of nowhere * well since Life is emo now... I will do the show for her-

Life: *PUNCHES!* YOUR IN MY SPOT! MOVE!

Shadow Of The Fire: * Runs off with Excaliber *

Life: how da hell did excaliber get in my bedroom?

Black*Star And Kid: *Excaliber face*

Life: ASURA STOP BEING A JACKASS WIMP AND GET OT HERE!

Asura: ummmm... Iam not Asura...I am Lindsay Lohan...

Life: * points bazooka * TELL ME OR DIE...AGAIN

Asura: Peanut butter, iam afaid of peanutbutter

Life is now head desking with laughter

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Life is now recovering...

Life: ok...I feel better now...JUSTIN

Justin: eh?

Life: Do your dare...

Justin: * changes song *

Life: eh...well that was easy...MARIE!

Marie: Hm?

Life: SPEEDDATE!

Marie: OK!

1 day later...

Marie: Iam getting married!

Life: WOW...* points bazooka * MAKE ME FLOWER GIRL!

Marie: OK!

Life: When is it?

Marie: tomarrow...

Next day...

Marie: I CAN'T BELEIVE HE STOOD ME UP!

Life: I can't beleive he ran off with Excaliber's Sister...

Marie: WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Life: ...MOVING ON~...STEIN!

Stein: M'k

Spirirt: YAYZ RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS!

Life:...

Later

Life: ugh Iam so bored...HEY! are we forgetting something...?

Oh well, I guess everyone is having fun with out me...

well, gotto go-

Excaliber come into veiw

OH SHIT NOT AGAIN!

*Throws soul cookie at Shadow Of The Fire's head and jumps on a Unicorn*

RUNNNNNNN FORRRR YOURRRRR LIVESSSSSS

*Screen goes black*