Disclaimer: …I got banned from eBay…enough said…
Life: WATTT UPPPP!
Loyal Fans: *tied up and gagged*
Life: HEHEHEH I got meh sow back while u were gone….
Bj: NOOOOOO THEY GAVE MEH COFFEE!
Life: LEAD PIPE POWERS GO!
Bj: *dies*
Life: ALRIGHTY THEN we'll be doing two dares today…so it gonna be long since I made u wait *STUPID FACE POWERS GO!*
Deadlyreaperkitty
Heey! Make kid turn into a black cat with three sanzu lines and go on a date with blair. ;) that would make me happy as I is writing story bout that Riyt now. Also, make asura nice, liz and patty into giraffes and get soul to go to a nerd shop wearing nerd stuff. Then make blackstar wear pink and hang out with Excalibur ( the swine)
Life: WHOO Lets get started….MAKA *RANDOM FANFICTION POWERS GO!*
Maka: *Turns into black cat with sanzu lines* WTF
Kid: She looks like me in cat form…
Soul: :D
Liz: :0
Patty: XD
Life: GO ON A DATE W/ BLAIR NOW!
Maka: NOOOOOOOOO
Life: *Holds up lead pipe*
Maka: …..*Goes on date*
3 hours later
Maka is now dying on the floor looking like she just robbed the lingerie store.
Soul: Maka….?
Life: XD… OKAY Asura's turn! *RANDOM FANFICTION POWERS GO!*
Asura: *turns nice* OH LOOK! A KITTY *picks up Maka*
Soul: NOOOOO *tackles*
Life: LOL? OH WELL….LIZ! PATTY!
Liz and Patty: *turns into giraffes*
Liz: WTF
Patty: YESSSS *dies of happyieness*
Life: LOOK PATTY U HAVE SPOTS!
Kid: WUT? OMG PATTY GO 2 THE DOCTERS!
Liz: NOOOOOO *jumps off cliff*
Life: ? okay….Soul?
In the midst of Liz and Patty, Soul has escaped with Maka to CANANDA
Life: Ugh…Oh well *unties fans and lets them lose*
Fans: *attacks Soul and Maka*
Life: WOW I didn't know they could run that fast to cananda lol
Fan: *Dresses Soul in nerd clothes*
Fan-Girls: NERD SOUL! SO CUTE!
Soul: NOOOOOOOO
Life: *Pushes off cliff*
SILENCE
Everyone: …..No comment…
Life: Wut? I had 2 do it! They ruining the fun part of life…wait..has anyone seen Black*Star
Everyone looks over to the pile of dead flesh in the corner
Life: Fans! Dress him in a pink bunny out fit!
Black*Star: *in pink bunny outfit*
Liz and Soul: *Take pics*
Patty: BLACKMAIL HEHEHE
Maka: That Is if he lives to use it…
Life: OH SWINE~~~~
Swine: *walks in* BAKA
Life and everyone whos not dead yet: ANNOYING!
Swine: *jumps up and down on Black*Star* BOUNCY HOUSE FOOL!
Black*Star: *wakes up* WTF *dies w/ horried look on face*
Life:…..*epic face*
Soul: NOOOOOO
Life: I thought u died of nerdy ness
Soul: Nope! :D
Life: ummm NEXT!
ShadowOfTheFire
I TOOK OVER THE SHOW! YEAAAH
Soul: Truth, Tell everything about that date and what happened after(You can post this as an oneshot)
Maka: I dare you to engange Shinigami in a chop-duel
Black*star: I dare you to take Kid to the DWMA and break off the left pillar
Tsubaki: As seen in the manga, you are the horniest one, so deal with that
Death the Kid: I dare you to watch Black*stars' dare and deal with it
Liz: I dare you to acept all Kid trows at you for an entire day
Patty: Truth, what is your biggest wish?
Shinigami: Truth, who won the duel between you and Maka
Blair: I dare you to take Spirit out and get completly wasted
Stein: I dare you to videotape the last dare
Excaliber: I dare you to go for three days without saying BAKA(FOOL)! Or sleep with Life, you chosse
Azusa(Deathscythe): I dare you to with Blair and Spirit
Marie: I dare you to have dinner with Stein
Joe Buttataki: Truth, what is the best coffee you have ever had?
Life: …..DUCK YEAH~….wait…*looks closer* I SLEEP W/ EXCAIBER?
Ebon: Hph…LUCKY!
Life: ehhhhh k…..S-soul?
Soul: hmm?
Life: *recovers* ONE-SHOT TIME *goes and writes a one-shot*
Soul: YAYZ *gay face*
Life: K its gonna be done soon and in the one-shots around…7/20/2011? YEP, maybe before that!
Soul: *slumps* AWWWW
Life: STFU!
Soul: *dies*
Life: MAKA~
Maka Vs Shinigami!
Kid: I Have my bets on father
Life: Maka is so gonna win
8 Days later…
Life and Kid: I cant believe we both lost…
Liz: What I cant believe is that EXCALIBER won!
Excaliber: FOOL!
Life: ugh…BLACK*STAR~
Black*Star: *cracks knuckles* gladly *brakes piller*
Kid: NOOOO WUT HAVE U DONEEEEE *meltdown, and starts humping the floor*
Liz: *covers eyes* EWWWW
Life: *taking Pics* OKAY BLACKMAIL DONE…..OH TSUBAKI!
Tsubaki: Holy-
Life: *pushes Black*Star and Tsubaki into a closet* hehehehe * turns on secret camra and lets everyone watch*
Liz: WHOA look at those moves
Soul: Why cant I do that to Maka?
Maka :O
Patty: GO! GO! GO!
Life: *out cold*
4 hours later they come out…
Life: *wakes up* gahhhh uh wait…..Kid….
Kid: *stops humping the floor and stands up* I'm okay….i swear….
Life: right…
Kid: *falls over dead*
Life: well, he delt with it…
Maka: for about three seconds….
Life: Oh WELL~ Liz!
Liz: I have 2 do that all the time…cant that just be a funny one-shot instead?
Life: Okay! I'll come out bout the time the other one does…Patty!
Patty: I wanna Army of giraffs!
Life and Liz: figures…
Maka and Soul: :/
Life: Shinigami!
Shinigami:...sadly..Excaliber…
FAKE GASP
Life: lol…Blair!
Next day~
Spirit: *stubles in* wut up guys?
Blair: *giggles*
Life: STEIN!
Stein: *holds up video tape* right here~
We all watch the video tape
Spirit walks into the bar and gets drunk; hits on Excalibur's sister, then disappears, the next day the new said that a red haired man robbed the local bank. Azuza is also seen in the robbery as well
Azuza: Life, will you please..
Life: *pushes Spirit out the window*
Spirit: WHEEEEEEE-*dies*
Life: for once iam greatful theres nowone below to cushion the fall. EXCALIBER!
Excaliber: I CHOOSE TO SLEEP W/ Li-* gets beaten and gagged*
Life: hehehehehe *puts tape over his mouth*
3 days later
Life: SEE he hasn't said fool in three days….I"M SAVED~~~
Excaliber *in head* NOOOOOO
Life: Okaydokie~Marie~~~
Next Day
Marie came back w/ scars all over her body and a stupid grin on her face.
Shinigami: Looks like somebody had some fun~
Life: fufufufufufu well I guess that's it… FOR NOW
Excaliber: *Fart*
Life: NOOOO RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
*Screen goes black*