Author's note: DOWN OWN GLEE! So for the people who keep sending me private messages asking me what my real name is and how old I am: My name is Nikita and I am 17. Don't know why I got so many messages asking me that but there you go. Anyway I'm sorry for the mistakes I tried my best. You'll probably hate me by the end of this chapter, but if you don't then please review and tell me what you think or what you want to happen next. Happy reading :D
The past 8 weeks flew by like a haze because so many things had changed. Rachel became one of the most popular girls in the school, we had all become closer as a group and we were both totally in love with Rachel, we had tons of sex both together and apart, my grades have improved majorly thanks to Rachel's incessant tutoring and study groups, my mom laid off my back and practically shit herself when I told her Rach and I were back together, and we practically lived at Santanna's, since she was the only one without parents and a king size bed.
The only downside to our relationship was that Rachel's dads didn't know. Sure they knew she was dating Santanna and they knew that me and Rach are close friends, but they have no idea that both of us were dating her, or that we had both taken Rachel's virginity or that we made love every single day after school. Her dads just thought she had signed up for another after school activity, which technically she did just not one you could put on a college application.
We continued our morning routines with me picking Santanna up first then going to get Rach. Santanna always bitched on the way and then when we got to Rachel's, she would completely change her attitude and be all lovey dovey. Rachel would make us breakfast and we would make out or hang until it was time to leave. Then we would take Rachel to her locker, walk her to class, and kiss her goodbye. Santanna and I alternated between walking her to her classes throughout the day until lunch when we would all sit together with the glee club.
The glee club wasn't so accepting of our relationship at first. Finn hit me and we ended up fighting, Quinn bitched me out and said I was a man whore for dating both Santanna and Rachel, which pissed me off cause I was not dating Santanna. Mike thought it was awesome, Kurt called me and threaten me about a million times, and Sam stayed silent, but gave Santanna a load of shit for leading him on when she was gay the whole time, and Mercedes and Tina were totally cool with it and grew even closer to Rachel than before. The last person to get comfortable with our relationship was Mr. Shue. It took a lot of trips to Ms. Pillsbury's office and her convincing to finally get his acceptance. He still didn't agree with us all the way though, he thought our relationship was 'unhealthy' and something bad was gonna happen, but I pretty much tuned him out.
After lunch we would head to glee and watch Rachel dominate while arguing with Finn which she had been doing a lot lately. It seemed like any little thing he did got on her nerves and she had been pretty sensitive lately. Then Santanna would go to Cheerios, I would go to football, and Rachel would do her homework. After we were done, we would head to Santanna's house, do the rest of our homework, and hang or have sexy times until we passed out. Then I would take Rachel home, sneak in her window, take a shower with her, and stay until she fell asleep. Then I would wake up in the morning and do it all again.
Friday nights and weekends were different. Rachel's dads agreed to let her stay at Santanna's every friday night, so that gave us plenty of freedom. Of course they had no idea that I was there. Friday nights were my favorite because we would stay up all night and sleep in late in the morning. I would go to practice and leave the girls to have some time alone. Then when I got back, we would take Rachel out to the movies, or to the park, or somewhere special for the day. Then I would take her home and hold her until she fell asleep. I was still waiting for the day when I got caught sneaking in and out of her window. Sunday was our day apart, I would spend it doing chores or with my mom or my sister Sarah, and Santanna would visit her family.
Today was one of our usual friday nights and we had just gotten back from eating pizza.
"Babe are you okay?" I asked as she ran into the bathroom with her hand over her mouth.
"I'm fine!" she yelled before puking up our dinner. I shook my head and laughed, I knew she couldn't eat five pieces of pizza especially when two of them had pepperoni and she hadn't eaten meat in years.
"Can I come in?" I asked knocking on the door.
"Move outta the way Puckerman" Santanna said, pushing past me with a glass of water and Tylenol.
"Fine" I grumbled watching and she opened the door and cared for her heaving girlfriend.
"Make yourself useful and make the bed" she yelled at me.
"Whatever" I said, putting fresh sheets on the bed. I got bored and decided to put on my sweats and go lay down on the couch, it looked like we were having a movie night.
After about 45 minutes Santanna came out of the bathroom with a pale looking Rachel.
"That's the last time I'll ever take a bet from you" she said plopping down in my lap.
"Babe, I didn't bet you anything. You were inhaling that pizza so fast, I just thought it'd be funny if you had one more piece. I told you to stop after 4!" I said kissing her hair.
"Yes, you did. But, you were making fun of me because I was hungry and you said I couldn't handle it and it made me feel like a little kid and I wanted to prove you wrong" she sobbed into my chest.
"By eating until you threw up?" I asked.
"I was hungry!" she wailed.
"Hey, it's okay stop crying" I said hugging her tight. Rachel hardly ever cried and I honestly hated it when she did.
"Baby, he wasn't making fun of you" Santanna said rubbing her back. "You were just so funny when you were shoving all the pizza in your mouth that he was making a joke that you took a little too seriously that's all" she said in a comforting voice.
"Really?" she asked sniffling. Her tear stained face broke my heart.
"Yea, Rach. I didn't mean to make you upset" I said, kissing her neck.
"It's okay, I love you" she said pressing her lips again mine. "And I love you too" she said kissing Santanna. "You know what would be really nice right now?" she asked us.
"What?" I answered.
"Hot chocolate! Do you have any San?" she asked in a cute little voice.
"Um..yea. I'll go make us some" she said disappearing into the kitchen with a worried look on her face.
"What movie are we watching Noah?" she asked.
"I don't know, you pick" I said kissing her.
"Mm..do we have to watch a movie? I can think of so many things I'd rather do" she said plunging her tongue into my mouth.
"Are you sure you're up for it? You were just sick like two minutes ago" I said.
"But I'm not anymore" she said lifting up my shirt and kissing my chest. "And now I'm really really turned on" she whispered while unbuckling my pants.
"Whatever you want" I said removing her shirt and kissing across her chest.
By the time Santanna walked back in, we were in our underwear and in a compromising position.
"I leave for five minutes and you guys can't keep your hands off each other" she said removing her clothes and unbuckling Rachel's bra.
"Fuck!" Rachel screamed when Santanna licked her nipple.
"What?" we both asked, shocked at her sudden outburst.
"That felt really..um..it kinda.." she trailed off with an embarrassed look.
"What's wrong babe?" I asked turning her head towards me.
"That kinda hurt" she said softly.
"What did baby?" she asked as I tried to rethink what I had just done.
"My breasts" she said pulling away from Santanna.
"Oh..okay" she responded unsurely. "I'm sorry".
"It's okay, just be gentle" she said going back to my chest.
After a few minutes I felt like I was gonna explode.
"Babe I'm gonna fucking die if I don't get inside you soon" I whispered.
"I love you" she said pressing her lips against mine before straddling my erection.
"Wait turn around" Santanna said.
I watched as Rachel turned her back to me before sinking down on me.
"Jesus Christ babe, you feel so damn good" I moaned as she start rocking her hips and fingering Santanna who was standing in front of us.
"Mm..Noah" she moaned as we continued to rock together until she started spasming around my dick.
"Fuck Rach" I groaned while throwing my head back on the couch and gripping her hips.
"God I love you baby" Santanna screamed as she came all over Rachel's fingers.
After a few more thrusts I was exploding inside Rachel and trying to catch my breath. I laid myself back on the couch and pulled her with me, never pulling out.
"Huh" she moaned and clenched around me, starting up round 2.
As I continued pounding into her, Santanna kneeled in between her legs and started flicking her tongue over Rachel's clit.
"Mm..San-tan-uhhh" she groaned while grinding her hips down on me.
"God I love being inside you baby" I whispered in her ear while biting down on her neck.
"Noah..god..you feel so good" she gasped out as she started clenching around me again.
I watched as Santanna sped up her fingers and starting rubbing in circles as I continued pounding as hard and deep as I could until we both yelled and came together. She collapsed against my body and shivered as she came down from her high.
"That was amazing" I said, stroking my hands down her sides, careful to avoid her breasts.
"You taste different baby" Santanna said climbing up to cuddle into Rachel's side and kissing her on the lips. "Like chocolate".
"Can we skip the movie and go to bed" she said with her eyes closed.
"Of course" I said, lifting her off the couch.
By the time we had all gotten into bed, Rachel was fast asleep in my arms.
"You'd think she would've fallen asleep earlier" I said to Santanna as I kissed Rachel's head.
"She was really sick earlier. I think that's the last time I'm ever letting her eat meat again" she said cuddling into her side.
"Yea or five pieces of pizza" I said closing my eyes. "Hey San" I said.
"What?" she asked.
"I love you" I told her. It was true, I did love Santanna. I loved her because she took care of Rachel and she was important in her life. I would never love her the way I loved Rachel or in a romantic way, but I did love her as my best friend.
"I love you too" she said before we all fell asleep.
This Saturday was Santanna's birthday so I got up early to go do some house work for my mom before practice. After 5 hours of labor, it was 2:00 and I had one hour to shower and get to practice, when I realized I had left my gear at Santanna's. Oh well, I kinda needed to wish her a happy birthday anyway.
I pulled up to her apartment and knocked on the door four times before realizing that they probably weren't home. I dug out my spare key, unlocked the door, and called out their names to be safe. When I got no answer, I continued to the bedroom where all my stuff was stopping dead in my tracks when I heard the sexiest thing ever.
"Fuck baby that feels so good" Santanna moaned.
"You like it when I fuck you don't you little slut" I heard Rachel coo. I knew Santanna was into the kinky stuff, but I had no idea how dirty Rachel talked in bed.
"Uh..huh" Santanna groaned.
"Say it" Rachel growled.
"I'm your little slut" she moaned.
"And you'll let me do anything to you won't you?" Rachel asked.
"Yes!" Santanna screamed.
Deciding that my dick was hard enough from hearing that I opened the door to grab my stuff and go as quickly as possible before I did something stupid.
Too late.
When I pushed open the door I could've sworn I died and went to heaven. This was seriously the hottest thing they've ever done before.
Rachel was wearing a little skimpy bra and a strap-on while fucking the shit outta Santanna who was butt naked and screaming at the top of her lungs.
Now this was something you only got to see in a porn video. So instead of standing by the side, I decided to join in on the fun. I mean you only turn 18 once right?
I dropped my pants and ripped off my shirt and made my way over to Rachel.
"Jesus Christ babe, do you know how fucking sexy this is?" I asked shoving two fingers deep inside her.
"Um..uh huh" she moaned as I stroked her.
"It's one of my fantasies" Santanna gasped out as Rachel continued her pounding.
"Well look at that, it's mine too" I said lining myself up and pushing into Rachel from behind.
"Noah!" she yelled stilling her movements, causing Santanna to groan in frustration.
"Just follow my lead" I whispered, thrusting myself forward, deep inside her. Soon we were all rocking together and yelling each others names as we came and collapsed on the bed.
"I can't believe we just did that" I said breathlessly while kissing Rachel hard on the lips.
"Happy birthday San" Rachel said giving her a big kiss.
"Yea, happy fucking birthday" I said falling asleep.
"Thanks guys" she mumbled.
The next couple days went by and things with Rachel got weirder and weirder. Monday morning she greeted us with breakfast and actually sat down and ate with us, something she never did. Usually she blabbed on about broadway or school or something, but that day she sat silently and stuffed her face with waffles.
Tuesday she got into a huge screaming battle with Finn because he couldn't get the harmony right and then to top it off Mr. Shue took one of her solos away. Needless to say Santanna and I had to listen to her complain about her dreams being crushed for hours until she fell asleep and I had to carry her home.
Wednesday we argued the entire lunch period because Rachel ate sausage. I was pissed cause she ate pork and hello we're Jewish, and Santanna was pissed because she was eating meat again. We spent the rest of the day holding her hair back while she puked everything up.
Thursday she spent the day crying the entire time because Quinn called her fat. Sure she had put on a few pounds, but didn't that usually happen when you're in a relationship? Then Santanna went all apeshit and hit Quinn cause she wouldn't stop with the insults and she was making Rachel feel bad, but this only pissed her off more because she hated violence and claimed that Santanna was going back to her bullying ways. She spent the rest of the day ignoring Santanna and crying into my shirt.
Today was Friday. We drove to her house, only to find her asleep in the bathroom and when decided to wake her up, she puked all over floor. Then we tried to get her to stay home from school and she of course refused saying she wanted to get dressed and go get a grape slushy. After she drank the entire thing which she usually split with us, she fell asleep during third period and I had to sneak her out of school and back to Santanna's house. She didn't wake up once that entire time.
After realizing that something was seriously wrong, I called Santanna and told her to skip the rest of practice and take Rachel to the hospital.
"She's fine Puck" Santanna said, tossing her ponytail over her shoulder.
"No she's not" I yelled, not really caring if Rachel heard me, she had been sleeping like the dead all week.
"So she's trying out a new diet, I'm not happy about it and it's making her sick, but if that's what she wants then so be it" she said like it was no big deal.
"Santanna you know that is the least of her problems" I said quietly.
"I know, I'm just worried okay. What if something's seriously wrong with her?" she asked in such a small voice I barely recognized it.
"Nothing's wrong with our girl okay. She's just a little emotional and moody" I said.
"Yea and she's being a total bitch. Yesterday she told me I was insensitive because I didn't care about the baby sea lions that were dying in the freaking Arctic!" she said, throwing her hands in the air.
"Well you can be a little harsh at times" I said.
"That's not the point Puck" she said putting her hands on her hips.
"I know" I sighed, rubbing my hand over my strip of hair. "So what do we do?" I asked.
"I guess I'll take her to the doctors and see if they can figure anything out" she said plopping down on a chair. "How long has she been asleep?" she asked.
"Bout three hours" I said looking at my phone.
"Jesus, that's not normal" she said heading into the bedroom.
"What the constant napping on puking?" I asked following behind her.
"Don't be a smartass" she snapped before lightly shaking Rachel awake. "Baby wake up" Santanna whispered in her ear.
"No" Rachel grumbled and rolled over.
"Come on Rach you need to see a doctor" I said rubbing her side.
"Don't wanna" she groaned into the pillow. "Come lay down with me" she said, pulling me down next to her.
"No Rach listen to me" I said pulling the blankets off of her. "Get up we're going to the doctors".
"M'not going" she said curling into a ball.
"Oh yes the hell you are" I said picking her up and carrying her downstairs and tossing her in Santanna's car. "I'll see you when you get back" I said kissing her on the forehead and walking back upstairs.
"Great, now I'm going to have to listen to her bitch about how you 'manhandled' her" Santanna said heading to her car.
"Did you have a better way of doing it?" I asked.
"No, I guess not" she said shrugging.
"Didn't think so" I said walking away. "Hey San" I called out before she pulled off with a crying Rachel in the front seat. "Make sure our girl is okay" I said before going back inside.
I had just fallen asleep on the couch when Santanna came storming back in the house. I was just about to ask her what was wrong when her fist connected with my jaw.
"You stupid son of a bitch!" she yelled as she punched me again in the nose.
"What the fuck? What did I do?" looking around her to find Rachel sobbing in the corner.
"What did you do?" she screamed coming towards me again. "Oh, I'll tell you what you did. Constant mood swings, throwing up, eating non-stop, gaining weight, cravings, sleeping all the time, sensitive breasts. Any of that ring a bell?" she screamed.
"San please" Rachel whimpered from the corner.
"How could you be so stupid? I mean after everything that happened with Quinn, I would think you would have learned your lesson" she seethed.
"Santanna would you stop yelling and tell me what's going on?" I said confused. Why was she bringing up Quinn?
"She's pregnant you asshole. You knocked up my fucking girlfriend!" she yelled.
"What the hell, you can't get pregnant on the pill" I said defensively. This was NOT happening right now.
"I'm not on the pill Noah" Rachel said quietly wrapping her arms around my waist.
"Babe, I saw them in your duffel bag" I said kissing her head. At least she wasn't pissed at me.
"Those weren't mine" she mumbled into my chest.
"Those were mine dumbass" Santanna snapped.
"Why the hell are you on birth control? You're gay" I said.
"Because douche-bag, they stop my period and they keep me from getting acne" she spat at me.
"Fuck" I groaned.
"Yea fuck is right. As in why the hell would you fuck Rachel without a condom?" she asked.
"Look it only happened a couple of times and I thought she was on the pill, so I didn't worry about it" I shrugged. How the hell was I supposed to know that was Santanna's bag?
"It shouldn't have happened at all! God Puckerman do you have to ruin everything?" she asked breaking down.
"Look I'm sorry okay I didn't mean to hurt anyone, especially you babe" I said looking down into her big brown eyes.
"I know it wasn't on purpose Noah and I'm not mad" she said calmly.
"You're not?" we both asked in surprise.
"No. I'm having a baby, why would I be mad? It's something you and I made together out of love, how can I be upset about that?" she asked innocently.
"Baby this'll ruin everything for us, don't you understand?" Santanna asked rubbing her arms up Rachel's sides.
"No it won't Santanna. It'll just change things a little" she said placing her hand on her belly.
"Rachel, you'll never make it on broadway if you have a baby at sixteen" Santanna said disappointedly.
"Then I won't be on broadway. I don't care what I end up doing, as long as I'm with you guys, nothing else matters" she said.
"So you want to keep it?" I asked, searching her eyes for anything that might take away another baby from me.
"Of course I want to keep it. I want to have this baby and raise it with you, Noah. This is our baby." she said placing my hand on top of hers. "And I want my baby's other mom to be there every step of the way" she said placing Santanna's hand on the other side.
"I love you so much baby and I'm sorry for how I reacted" she said placing delicate kisses on Rachel's face.
"I love you too Rachel, and I'm sorry for being stupid and getting you pregnant" I said, kissing her gently o the lips.
"I forgive you and I love you both so much and I love this baby too. I don't know what I'd do without you guys" she said leaning into my chest and closing her eyes.
"Let's get you to bed. You two had a rough day" I said rubbing her belly.
"They sure did" Santanna said walking her towards the bedroom.
When we laid down in our usual spots I couldn't help but think of my unborn child inside of Rachel. I would actually get to hold this baby and care for it. I loved the woman I was having the baby with and I was really excited about it. I continued having happy thoughts about our new family member when I realized that I had to tell my mom I had gotten another girl pregnant, not only that, but we had to tell Rach's dads and they had no idea we were even dating.
They were going to kill me.
Author's note: So yes I went there and made Rachel pregnant because I was running out of ides and fluff can only go so far. Besides I can honestly imagine a PuckleberryPez family, they'd be hilarious and the kid would be totally badass.