Sebastian P.O.V
"Rooonniieee!" I heard Niel yell throughout the house. "Ronnie! Where are you buddy?"
"What's he yelling at you for?" asked his mother. Ronnie and I were in the kitchen with his mother. We were cooking breakfast while Ronnie sat at the table watching. He shrugged his shoulders and stood up.
"There you are! I have been looking for you for an hour!" Niel said when he entered the kitchen. Ronnie just looked at him.
"An hour?" I asked.
"Yeah." Niel said.
"What do you want?" Ronnie asked in a quiet voice.
"I don't remember..." Niel said. The phone rang and Ronnie answered. It was Zsale.
"Hey, she wants to talk to you," he said, holding the phone out for me. I took it from him and smiled.
"Hello." I said. She sounded worried and said that Chelsea's mother was there to talk to me.
"She's gone." said Chelsea's mother.
"What?" I asked, confused by what she said.
"Chelsea. She's gone. Someone took her." she said.
"Who?" I asked.
"Hey demon dude, what are you talkin' about?" asked Niel. I shushed him.
"Some guy with glasses and a black tail coat," she said.
"Shit! Claude you bastard! Don't worry, Mrs. Swetky, I'll get Chelsea back." I said and hung up the phone.
"What's goin on? And who the hell is Claude?" Niel asked.
"Claude the retard kidnapped Chelsea," I said.
"Man, I knew that guy was stupid! I'm gonna kick his ass into next year! Anyone care to join us?" Niel said.
"Oh yeah! I'm so in!" Kyo shouted. "Wait, who's Chelsea?"
"Nevermind... Let's go kick some retard ass!" Niel shouted.
"Yeah!" Kyo shouted in agreement.
"Come on Ronnie, let's go!" Niel said.
"Why me?" Ronnie asked.
"'Cause you're awesome! Now let's go!" Niel shouted as he ran out the door.
"Excuse me, Miss, but can we borrow your car?" I asked.
"Sure," said Ronnie's mom. I slightly bowed and walked out the door.
"I call shot gun!" Niel shouted. As we all got in the car, I realized I had no clue where we were going.
"Where are we going?" Yuki asked.
"Oh we're going... Uh... I don't know." Niel said. I sighed and turned to Niel.
"I have an idea." I said.
"Okay?" Niel said. We drove to Chelsea's house and when we got there, her parents were talking to the cops.
"Stay here. I'll be right back," I said as I got out of the car. I walked over to where they were talking and smiled.
"Hey, Sebastian, in here," Zsale said from the living room. I walked over to where Zsale was sitting with Amanda and Akira.
"I need you to get something for me," I said. Zsale nodded her head.
"What do you need?" she asked.
"One of Miss Chelsea's shirts," I said. She looked at me funny and stood up.
"Um, okay, I'll be right back." she said. She went to Chelsea's room and returned a moment later with a gray shirt. "Here you go." she said as she handed me the shirt.
"Thank you," I said as I walked out the door. I got back in the car and handed the shirt to Niel.
"What's this for?" he asked. "It's a cool shirt and all, but gray's not really my color."
"It's not for you to wear," I said. We drove to a deserted area in town and got out of the car.
"Sniff the shirt," I said to Niel. He looked at me funny and blinked a couple times.
"Why?" he asked.
"Just sniff it," I said. He eyed me suspiciously and held the shirt to his nose. He took a big whiff and let it out slowly. He did the same thing again.
"What, are you trying to get high?" Kyo said.
"Shut up," Niel replied.
"Follow the scent," I said.
"What am I, a dog?" Niel yelled.
"Do you know how stupid you sound when you say that?" Akito retorted. Niel glared at her.
"Fine," he said. He sniffed the air and pointed west.
"Thank you," I said.
Kyo P.O.V
We were walking for what seemed like forever when Niel finally said we were there. I looked up to see where exactly we were. The Nugget. A freakin' casino.
"This is the place." Niel said.
"Are you sure?" Sebastian asked. Niel nodded his head and went inside.
"What the heck?" I said. Sebastian turned to face us and smiled.
"Stay here, this shouldn't take long," he said.
"Hey! I thought we were gonna help you beat the bastard!" I yelled. He ignored me and walked inside. A few minutes later, Sebastian and Niel came out with sour looks on thier faces.
"What happened?" Yuki asked.
"Didn't see her anywhere." Niel said.
"Well, what did you see?" Yuki asked.
"A whole bunch of chicks dancin' around like they owned the place!" Niel yelled.
"Then why don't you keep looking?" I yelled.
"Because that retard was there and kicked us out! Then, this doofus didn't want to cause a big scene in front of the ladies so he just left!" Niel yelled back. We glared at each other for a moment before Shigure spoke up.
"I have an idea!" he exclaimed.
"Okay?" Niel and I said at the same time.
"This is stupid," I said. It was about twenty minutes later and we were all dressed up in dresses. "Why are we doing this again?"
"We need to get in there without being recognized and we have to blend in," Shigure stated.
"Okay, why is my dress orange?" I asked. He smiled. I could tell he was trying to contain his giggles.
"It matches your hair. Duh." Niel said. He was in a short white dress with thigh high boots which were white as well. Also, he had a wig that was a gross greenish color.
"Exactly," Shigure said. He was wearing a dark blue denim dress that came to about his knees and was wearing black flats.
"This is ridiculous," Sebastian said. He was in a long poofy light pink dress with hot pink ribbons and had hot pink high heels on. He had a long blond wig with light brown highlights.
"It's not that bad," said Akito, who was wearing a green gown and green high heels. There was a blue flower in her hair, pulling it back from her face.
"Um... Do I have to be here?" Ronnie said quietly. He had a black dress with a purple sash and a bow in the back and fishnet with black boots. He had extensions that were black and red like his hair.
"Yes," said Shigure who was smiling.
"Sebastian is right. This is ridiculous. I've worn a dress before this and they aren't very comfortable." Yuki said. He was wearing a dark red dress with black lace around the edge of the skirt and black heels with red around the edges.
"So, how exactly is this gonna get us in there? I mean, people say I have a girlish figure, but my face is pretty manly. The only ones who could pass as girls are Yuki and Akito, who, might I add, is a girl." Niel said.
"Manly face? You have chubby freakin' cheeks!" I yelled.
"People say that?" Sebastian asked.
"Oh yeah," Niel said. Everyone stared at him before bursting into laughter. Except Ronnie. He just stared. And Akito. Who was... Checking him out?
"You have nice legs," Akito said. Everyone stopped laughing and stared at her. Niel's face went red and he started pulling down on the dress.
"What?" he said, trying to hide his embarrassment but failing badly.
"Why were you looking there?" I yelled.
"Wait... You were checkin' me out?" Niel asked. Akito started blushing and looked away. Niel gave her a flirty look. "Okay."
Everyone started laughing harder, Akito was looking away, still blushing and Niel was looking flirtaciously at her. Even Ronnie managed to giggle at what just happened.
When everyone finally stopped laughing, we went inside. We got in the doors and all there was were girls. We walked to the middle of the room and stopped.
"What's everyone staring at?" Niel asked.
"You," I said. I then wished I hadn't said that, because I guess he got too uncomfortable. He ripped the dress off.
"Oh my god!" Shigure yelled. Everyone else had their jaw dropped. There were a couple gasps and a lot of squeels.
"You wear tidy widys?" I exclaimed. "Why are they pink?"
"Why were you looking?" Akito said.
"Like you weren't either!" I shouted.
"Dang it..." she said quietly.
"That's gross!" I yelled.
"Oh shut up. You were looking too." she replied. We looked back to Niel and I noticed girls all around were taking pictures. He turned red again and picked the dress up.
"That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen anyone do... And I've seen some crazy things." said Ronnie. "Is that your name?"
"What? Psh, no." Niel said, pulling the ripped dress down.
"Mhm, sure. Well, if that doesn't scream gay, then I don't know what does." Ronnie said. Niel shrank back to a dark corner and disappeared.
"Okay then." I said.
"Was that Niel?" said a voice from behind me. I turned around to see a young girl in a red gown.
"You know that dork?" I asked.
"Sadly, yes." she said. The girl turned around and widened her eyes. "Sebastian?"
"What?" I asked. "You know him too?"
"Why... And you... What?" she said.
"Chelsea!" Sebastian whispered. "You're okay!"
"Well, duh. Those two doofuses took me to this awesome party." said the girl.
"Wait, so you're Chelsea?" I asked. The girl nodded her head.
"Sebastian, would you like to explain why you are in a dress?" she said.
"Not now, we have to get you out of here first." Sebastian said. He grabbed her and turned to go out the front door.
"Wait, that Alois kid is over there." Chelsea said quietly.
"We could use the back door," Ronnie stated. Sebastian nodded his head and walked toward the back of the room, pulling Niel out of the corner before continuing on. We got about half way down the hallway when Sebastian turned the corner.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Claude is at the end of the hall," Sebastian said. "We need a plan B."
"This is plan B." I said.
"Then plan C," he said. We heard footsteps and then a tall man turned the corner we were in. He had glasses and was wearing a black tailcoat.
"Not this retard again!" Niel shouted. The man looked at us and frowned.
"Sebastian?" he said.
"Yes?" Sebastian said.
"Why on earth are you wearing women's clothing?" said the man.
"That's what I said!" Chelsea exclaimed. The man was clearly confused.
"Claude?" Sebastian said.
"Yes?" said the man.
"Before we take this any further, may I change?" Sebastian said. Claude nodded his head.
After we all got changed into our normal clothes, we went back to where Claude was with Chelsea.
"Now then, we shall be on our way." Sebastian said as he grabbed Chelsea's arm.
"I'm sorry. I can't let you do that." Claude said as he stepped in front of us, blocking our path.
"Why not?" Niel yelled.
"It is an order from my master." Claude said.
"Stay back, I'll take care of this," Sebastian said, putting his arms up so no one could pass. Claude was staring at Ronnie who was shifting his feet back and forth. An eery grin spread across Claude's face and he took a small step forward.
"What's with those jeans? They are so tight you are going to need to amputate your legs soon. And what's with that shirt? It is very inappropriate. And what's with your hair? You badly need a hair cut. You look like a girl with it that long." Claude said. Everyone looked at Claude then at Ronnie.
"Don't talk to him like that!" Niel shouted.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know his father was here... Let me apologize. I'm sorry the truth hurts." Claude said.
"Yeah? So does a knuckle sandwhich, which is what I'm gonna give you if you don't shut up." Niel said.
"Ooo, I'm so scared." Claude said.
"Okay, that's it!" Niel yelled as he took a step toward Claude. Ronnie stopped him before he could get past Sebastian.
"Don't worry. I got this." Ronnie said quietly. Niel looked at him in confusion. Ronnie walked up to Claude so that he was close to his face.
"What do you want?" Claude said, taking a small step back.
"C llate y l rgate de este pueblo. Por qu quieres estar aqu de todos modos? Esta ciudad es deprimente." Ronnie said. Claude had a confused look on his face and Sebastian started to laugh. Ronnie then turned to Niel and smiled. "Eres una puta hombre pervertido que le gusta coquetear."
Niel blinked a couple times and Sebastian started laughing harder.
"What?" Niel said, sounding totally confused. Sebastian started laughing so hard that he fell on the floor and clenched his stomach.
"Stop it! It hurts!" he said, trying to hold back tears. Ronnie turned back to Claude.
"En serio, si no quiere convertirse en un Pahrumpian oficial, vaya. Ahora." Ronnie said. Claude still looked confused.
"What?" Claude said. Ronnie just looked at him.
"Well then, we'll just be on our way now," Shigure said as he grabbed Chelsea's arm. Claude was too busy pondering on whatever Ronnie said to care that we were taking her. On the way out, some random girl was walking by.
"Hey, didn't I see you in the dictionary under 'shazaam!'?" Niel said to her. She ignored him and continued walking. Yuki, Shigure and I all facepalmed.
"Exactly my point," Ronnie said.
Chelsea P.O.V
When we got back to my house, everyone greeted me with hugs. Especially my parents. And Zsale. Ronnie started crying.
"We're so glad you're okay," my dad said. I smiled and hugged him again. Zsale smiled.
"Yeah, you had me worried there, man. As long as they didn't... You know what..." Zsale said, her face turning serious. I giggled slightly before saying "No, they didn't... You know what."
She smiled again.
"Good. 'Cause if they did..." her face went serious again and she cracked her knuckles. Everyone laughed.
"It's good to be home," I said.
"Hey, let's all go to my house for dinner except for Niel 'cause he sucks!" Zsale said.
"Hey!" Niel shouted. Zsale stuck her tongue out at him and went out the front door.
When we got to her house, her dad opened the door. (She forgot her key.)
"Come on in," said Greg. We all walked in, Niel closing the door behind him, smashing Greg's hand in the door. There was a crunching sound and then Greg started cussing up a storm which, for safety purposes, will be blocked out due to the fact that young ones are here and would be very intrigued by the variety of words he uses.
"What the #&$%&+! *~$%&$%! Oh my *#~=^%&*! Why? Why #$^%^$*^~!" he yelled. Everyone stared at him wide eyed. Niel had his hand over his mouth and Ronnie started crying again. Greg was still yelling.
"You're going to put everyone in the hospital one of these days," Zsale said. We were sitting at the hospital waiting for the x-rays. Ronnie and Niel were sitting next to Sebastian, crying on his shoulders. Kyo was glaring at Niel along with Greg's wife and kids.
"It's definitely broken," the doctor said when he came in.
"I'm so sorry!" Niel shouted as he jumped in Greg's arms.
"Get off of me! Damn, you're just like my son!" Greg yelled and pushed Niel off with his good arm.
"No, 'cause Miles doesn't jump in your arms like a little baby," Zsale said. Niel glared at her.
"I'm not that little!" Niel said.
"Yeah you are." I said. Niel glared at me and Sebastian smacked his head.