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Chapter 2: Interrogation

As Brick continued walking he noticed a young couple strolling together. He examined them from afar trying to discern their feelings. They looked at each other with a gentle sweetness he'd only seen in those cheesy romance movies. That sickeningly sweet moment before the two lovers finally kissed. Just like these two were doing.

Brick moved stealthily closer seeing the happiness on their faces somewhat mimicked how some people looked when they saw the Girls. Was this what he wanted; love? No that couldn't be it…right? He was just going to have to figure this out on his own. And what better way to do so than an interrogation.

Taking advantage of their stupor with each other's presence, Brick got on the same path as them and walked towards the couple. "Accidentally" he bumped into the young man.

"Watch it dick," the red head spat.

"Sorry man I wasn't looking," the man said feeling slightly embarrassed.

"Aw that's cute. Trying to not look stupid in front your girl," Brick laughed. "Too late for that."

"What did you say?" the man shouted, obviously taken aback.

"Face it dude, you're a joke. Why don't you find someone in your league?"

Brick smirked seeing how the man was becoming angrier by the second, while his girlfriend was becoming quite scared.

"I'll teach you punk!"

The man swung a fist towards Brick who simply grabbed his hand then lifted the man off the ground by his throat.

"Ever had your neck snapped? I hear it's not too pleasant" Brick asked smirking.

"Oh God NO!" The girl screamed. She was on the verge of tears knowing she couldn't do anything to help.

"Why so scared," Brick inquired. "I'm not going to hurt you, might kill him, but you're safe."

She let out a sob, "Please don't hurt him. He's my fiancé"

"And? That's really not my problem. What's a fancy name mean to me?"

"I love him…"

"He makes you happy?"

"Y…yes…" she replied weakly.

Brick looked at the man still struggling in his grip

"Why would you do a stupid thing like try to hit someone dangerous to keep her safe?"

The man glared at him. "Because I love her and would do anything for her"

"Die?"

"Yes."

"She make you happy?"

"Of course!"

"So lemme get this straight…you're both so happy because you love each other, and because of this you're willing to do anything for each other no matter the cost. Am I right?"

"Yes," they both responded softly.

Brick dropped the man and turned around, and walked away from them without another word. He could hear the man comforting the girl as she sobbed uncontrollably. Such strange people…and yet they made sense somehow. Brick tried to make sense of it again and eventually formulated a plan to get what he needed. All he needed to do was a simple experiment. He would test out what it took to find this "love and happiness." He would find a girl, ask her out, she would just fall in love with him, and he would see if everything he thought he wanted was really as good as it seemed to be.

Suddenly though it hit him. He didn't know the first thing about girls or what to do with them, besides ignore their whining and punch them if they punched you. Realizing that his limited experience would most likely hinder him, he decided he needed to talk to someone who had experience, wisdom and brains. He needed someone he could be able to easily talk to and understand his problems. He looked up and saw the looming figure of a volcano with a large metal dome above it.

"Well when in doubt," Brick thought, "father knows best."


Oh poor Brick clueless as to the ways of women but is a crazy monkey better? Of course he is. Any questions comments or concerns please make as reviews. Hope you're enjoying everything. ^_/