Hearts to my reviewers and thanks a lot. I'm trying to update often (mainly cause I'm a lazy bum with nothing better to do but write) so I hope to keep joo satisfied. May take a tad longer cause I'd already written the first two chapters so now I'm typing up stuff for the first time but fear not I shall not allow quality to fall. So please enjoy.

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Chapter Three: A Cup of Jo

Brick steadily climbed up the steps to the large observatory precariously perched on top of the volcano. He still wasn't sure if this was his best idea but it was better than nothing so why not try it. He rapped on the door and heard some scuffling then the buzz of an intercom.

"Who is disturbing Mojo Jojo at an hour he does not wish to be disturbed?"

Brick rolled his eyes.

"Dad it's me. We need to talk"

He heard more scuffling and the door opened. Standing in the door was a green skinned, black furred, chimp with a large cranium dressed in his usual attire. He frowned slightly at the teen in front him then beckoned him in and lead him to the kitchen. He handed him a mug of coffee and sat down sighing.

"Now to what do I, Mojo Jojo, owe the honor of having my dear son visit me?"

"I need some advice."

"Well I shall give you the best fatherly advice I can give you, and that is the only advice I can give you since I am your father, and your father only can give you this advice bec-"

"DAD! I get it jeeze…"

Mojo grumbled and folded his hands. "Very well, what is it?

"I wanna ask a girl out."

"Who?"

"Well…I'm not quite sure yet."

"So you need to find a girl so you can ask her out?"

"Pretty much."

"Well what do you like in a girl?"

"Ummmm…"

Mojo face palmed and shook his head muttering something about a clueless imbecilic son.

"Well fine let us examine you then. Your strong, a leader, stubborn, cynical, sometimes stupid-

"HEY!"

"So what you need is a girl who is smart accepting of ideas and very smart."

"Wait how'd you get that?"

"Opposites attract, it is simple."

Brick thought for a moment about his father's adage. He knew it happened in movies, but could it really be as simple in real life? He didn't know any girls who honestly fit that description except Blossom.

The girls had changed with the years as well only for the better of course. Bubbles was still as bright, giggly and happy as she was and almost as innocent; Biology class certainly changes ones outlook on storks delivering babies. She was always making friends and kept up with trends often. Buttercup had become a sports star at school and ended up joining a band as the lead bass player. Her temper had mellowed slightly but she could still kick ass like nobody's business. Blossom was still her brainiac self; all honors classes and still the students couldn't keep up with her. But the changes of high school also messed with their superheroing.

High school meant classes were required, even for teenage heroines, so they couldn't just jet out anytime they wanted. They also had different schedules what with Blossom having honors. So now the blue and green Puffs would take calls when they were free and had become a sort of dynamic duo. Blossom stuck out on her own though and was an equal success. But the trio was still as unstoppable whether it was Him, Sedusa, even the Gangreen Gang (very unstoppable they are no?)

Brick drummed his fingers on the counter as he swirled his coffee around and looked at his bored father.

"Soooo…what do I do once I find the girl? I mean what's a good first date?

"What are we doing?"

"Having an awkward discussion about girls?"

Mojo sighed and pointed at their mugs.

"Ask her out for coffee then you can talk about your warm fuzzy feelings and all that crap like teenagers do these days."

Brick thought for a moment and decided that maybe this could work out.

"Alright then I'll do it. Thanks Dad, see ya!"

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa where are you going?"

"Um, to find a girl?"

"It is ten at night and you smell like I do not know what. You live in a shack with two guys, you need to shower and clean up, and I will wash your clothes, then you can go tomorrow you are staying here."

"Jeeze I thought you were a dad not a mom…"

"Bathroom now."

Brick sighed and headed to the shower knowing that tomorrow was probably going to be the biggest day of his life.

Ok well hope this didn't drag on or anything (curse artists hating their work XD) Questions, comments, yadda yadda you know the drill. Thankees ^_/