Ok I'm back and I've been working nonstop for you all!
Buttercup: You've been playing "Fusion Fall" nonstop and are only writing now because your server keeps crashing.
...No more fourth wall breaking for you! "Is thrown through a wall"
B: I can break that wall. And oh no he's unconscious…looks like I'm the host now. Cool. Well enjoy the chapter while I wait for him to wake up.
Chapter Six: I Can't Believe It's Buttercup
Brick was now lying on the cracked pavement with the perfect impression of a soccer cleat in in his face while a very furious Buttercup, (wearing said cleats) stood glaring down at him.
"You have two seconds to explain why you're here before I drop kick you again."
"Well it's like-GAH!" Another swift kick was planted in his chest by the raven girl.
"Too slow," she smirked.
"You're crazy you know that right?"
"It's how I was written."
"What?"
Buttercup reared her foot back and kicked him square in the side sending him down the road tearing through pavement as he went. Why a Rowdy "fluff" was in her neighborhood she didn't know and frankly she didn't care. She was determined to beat the crap out of anyone who came at her home with malevolent intentions.
"You finished yet," she shouted down the street.
A large dust cloud covered any movement, and she heard no sound. Smiling, she turned around and started towards her house. Suddenly she saw a streak of red out the corner of her eye and felt arms around her waist as a very angry Brick tackled her at full force. She felt the wind knocked out of her as they slammed straight into a tree which was then easily uprooted.
"To answer your question I'm not finished, not by a long shot."
He aimed a quick punch at her face but she grabbed it and threw him off her and jumped up flying after him. He caught himself in midair as she threw multiple punches his way and he began deflecting them with his own punches.
Meanwhile, Blossom was fussing over the oven, ignoring the sounds like thunderclaps outside while Bubbles sat looking out the window at the fight.
"Bubbles could you stop staring at the rain and possibly help me? The Professor is going to be home soon, and after getting soaked he's going to want to have a hot meal."
Bubbles looked at her sister with slight confusion because as far as she could tell it wasn't raining. Unless you counted the occasional debris flying when Buttercup hit the pavement just now before she let out a stream of expletives and launched back into the fray.
"But it's not really raining…"
BOOM "Well those thunderclouds sound awfully close so it should be hitting us soon."
"I really hope we don't get hit by them," Bubbles responded, imagining what would happen if she was caught between the two brawlers.
Blossom began stirring the stew which needed constant movement for ten minutes to come out when she heard a familiar "Bring it you sonofabitch."
"Bubbles where's Buttercup?"
"Oh she's just fighting Brick outside. They're really going at each other. It's worse than I've usually seen her."
Blossoms eyes widened to about the size of dinner plates as she quickly grabbed the pot to keep stirring.
"BUBBLES GET THE DOOR!"
The blonde followed her sister opening the door as her sister ran out muttering curses and finally heard her scream as she saw the fight going on as well as the torn up suburb.
"Should we do someth-,"
"STOP THEM!"
Bubbles sighed and flew towards the dueling teens who couldn't notice her if they tried. Their hands were locked, and their teeth gritted, as they tried to overpower each other.
"Give up girl you can't win this."
"Says the guy who can't even beat up a girl."
"Um Buttercup," Bubbles meekly said.
"I'm just going easy on you."
"That explains why you're such a wimp."
"Guys…"
"Screw you!"
"Buy me dinner first!"
"SHUT UP!" Bubbles unleashed a sonic scream knocking them both out the sky and into the street.
Both sat up completely lost as to what happened until they saw a very angry blue Puff tapping her foot annoyed, and a grumbling Blossom stirring still behind her.
"Sex talk is totally uncalled for guys! Buttercup, you know Professor would get very annoyed and lecture you to death. And Brick, sex should always wait until marriage and you're nowhere near that point yet!"
The blonde's sisters and Brick all just stared at her while thinking the same thing, "Is she more annoyed with the comments than the fight…?"
Blossom stepped forward and looked at her sister and Brick with aggravation.
"Explain what happened now!"
"Well…she, I, we…and then punching…he hit back…called me a douche…" was the jumbled answer they both gave her.
Blossom sighed and turned to Brick. "You first. What happened?"
"Well I was just getting ready to leave and she kicked me in the face."
"Buttercup?"
"He shouldn't even be here so I assumed he was trying to cause trou-leave here? Wait…BLOSSOM! HES THE GUY?"
"Well…
"Are you crazy? You remember what happened when I got with a villain?"
"Well yeah but he's not totally evil and-,"
"Blossom if you try to stay with him I'm so getting the Professor on you. Honestly he could rape you!"
"Buttercup what's rape?"
"Shut up Bubbles."
"Honestly Buttercup, this is a totally different situation. You fell for Ace because he was a 'bad boy.' Brick asked me out and really he seems different."
"I do?"
"You kind of do."
"Awesome."
"So just let it go Buttercup I'm smart enough to know what I'm doing."
The two sisters glared at each other and the anger of their scene would have seemed a tad more believable if it weren't for Blossom still stirring.
"Fine…" Buttercup stood up and walked over to Brick who was being helped up by Bubbles. The green Puff locked eyes with him and if looks could kill Brick would be extremely dead.
"Never do anything to hurt her in any way shape or form or else ill castrate you." She turned on her heel and headed off to the house. Blossom frowned at Brick and followed her sister leaving him alone with Bubbles.
"Well…that went nicely," Bubbles giggled awkwardly.
"Couldn't have been worse."
"Well at least you're alive. Go home Brick I'll talk things over with her."
"You trust me?"
"If Blossom does." She smiled at him and gave him a pat on the back and headed to the house as well.
He smiled slightly and flew off towards the volcano feeling somewhat…happy.
Buttercup: Oh hey you're done cool well hope you've enjoyed this chapter things will become much more interesting soon and more of the villain may be revealed so stay tuned. In other news I just found out what the Z stands for in "Powerpuff Girls Z"….don't watch it…