A/N: Muahahahahahahahahahaha.... can't you tell I'm happy? I've been contemplating (that makes me sound smart, huh?) This chappie for a while and well.... if you're like me, you'll be a little confused on why the water is still running perfectly if Zora's domain has frozen over, wouldn't some of the water around the entrance, at least, freese too? You'd think but yeah... that was my random ramble to you all... )eyes dart( yeah... let's go with that...
Warnings: stupidity and annoying creature...and well... the god, couldn't you tell?! God, Sephy... they call me a dolt!
Disclaimer: Why am I doing this again? Oh well... Nintendo owns Zelda (all of them) and Squaresoft own Final Fantasy VII, because Enix own a few of the other games in the series.

Last time... (if you happened to have forgotten...)

The Almighty Sephiroth got transferred to the world of Zelda and decided to help the Hero of Time and his annoying fairy, whom has a crush on Sephy... yeah... that's about right... I think...

Ch. 4 I mean uh... ahem...Ch. 2 High ho, High ho, it's off to the village we go!

Sephiroth walked behind the two heros, wondering why in Jenova's name he had agreed to this farse (heh, that sounds funny). Actually, he was rather enjoying the scenery... at the moment. There were a few trees and some ghosts that magically appeared when you stepped on their territory, as well as a few fences and rocks. And every one and a while, the ground would vibrate underneath his feet (hm... I wonder why that's happening...?).

The teen in front of the man, whom he learned to be Link, the Hero of Time, was pretending to be riding a horse of air... not very smart, ne? Well, he was also making silent clicking noises with his tongue... wait...how could he be making clicking noises with his tongue if they were silent... Sephiroth followed this chain of thought, noticing the slight change in scenery. They had just passed a large ranch and continued to head west across the large field... which was rather small to him.

'I could just fly...' he contemplated. 'But where would that get me...?' Once again, confusion swept over Sephiroth. It likes to do that a lot more than it used to.

:: ah, change.... duh dum...::

Link continued to gallop, the wind in his hair... his legs sore from running all day. They soon reached a river, filled with deep blue water. Link's mouth went into an 'o' sign, and his face lit up with excitement. He left Sephiroth behind and ran to the bridge, stopping because something shiny caught his eye. The silver haired man stopped walking, and watched as golden wrapper float by towards the bridge. Shaking his head he started walking over to the, quote and unquote, 'Hero of Time.'

Link was still gazing at the glistening water, while Navi was lounging on his hat. Then, he usually didn't notice anything different in the water, he saw a golden wrapper. It was practically glowing as it traveled down the stream. He dipped down and let his nose touch the water as he watched the golden wrapper approached, he didn't hear the silent and stoic general come up behind him and pick him up by his belt. Nope, he was just... bored... and the wrapper proved to be entertaining, but he was suddenly looking at the very annoying glowing orb of light that was Navi.

He pushed the fairy away and watched as Sephiroth jumped down into the stream, though never touching the water, and picked up the wrapper. He jumped up and handed the teen the wrapper. Now, since Link was always picked on in the forest, and never really recieved gifts of any sort, he stared the golden wrapper in his hands. Then up to the silver-haired man, then to the wrapper, to Sephiroth, and he continued to do this until he jumped onto Sephiroth, hugging the taller man. After a second, the boy jumped down and looked at the shining wrapper.

"What does it say...?" Navi asked herself, squinting. She looked up to Sephiroth, whom was scanning the field and river. She quieted herself and let her mouth hang open. Link just rolled his eyes. And, it was almost as if a telepathic message had been sent, for the silver-haired man and the Hero of Time were thinking the same thing, 'this is going to be an extremely long day.'

::In Midgar... with the Turks!::

Tseng stood, tapping his foot and staring at the red-head. His black hair billowed in the wind slightly, as his eye twitched. Because of this guy's idiocy, he had been transported to another world. But, he had also found out that Sephiroth was still alive and threatening the planet. Tseng paused in thought, Reno was only a idiot. And he did do some helpful stuff every once in a while. He shook his head, no. Reno needed discipline, not praise.

"Reno." Tseng said firmly, causing the res-head to jump.

"Yeah?" he asked, still looking over to the giant hole that hadn't disappeared.

"... you are, until further notice, on restriction." Tseng said, straitening his suit.

"WHY?!" Reno blurted out to his leader.

"You are too idiotic!" he bellowed, causing Rude and Elena to turn and face him. "Reno, you are to damn stupid to be doing anything! All you can do is fight, or cause problems! So, until further notice from the Gods, you are on restriction!" with that, Tseng straitened his tie and walked over to the other edge of the rooftop. Reno just stood there.

"Damn it all to Hell..." he muttered, flopping onto the ground. "I can't have any Twiss now...." Elena and Rude looked at him as if he magically turned into Sephiroth.

"You just got the worst restriction of all Turk history, and all you can think about are Twiss?" Elena asked. Reno nodded, pouting.

"Reno... this is going to be a long wait." Rude said, jerking his head in the direction of Tseng. "So you'd best be on your most pleasant behavior."

"I don't even know what the Hell pleasant means." Reno countered. Rude, sighed and shook his head, looking away. Elena just shook her head and ran over to Tseng.

"It means nice." Rude muttered, making sure Elena was out of hearing range.

"Oh..." Reno nodded. "I remember that now.... wasn't it a pronoun?" Rude just went into quiet mode and continued to repair the cam spy, which somehow damaged itself on the little excursion to the Farplane. "I'm going over there now," Reno said, getting up and walking away from the large hole.

He walked to the edge of the building, and onto the little ledge. Turning around, he saw something shiny. Golden shiny. No, not golden shiny... Twiss shiny. Quickly, he turned again, and reached for the shiny-ness. It turned out to be a billboard with a picture of a Twiss on it. But did Reno care? 'Course not. He continued to reach for it, until he fell off the edge of the building. He continued to fall. Once again, he was in a pit of blackness, crossing his legs and arms.

"Man, why does this always happen to me?!" he cried angrily, but then saw something shiny. "Oh... A TWISS!" he immediately swam over to it, using the frog stroke, and gabbed it. "Oh... it's just a wrapper." he dropped it and it fell faster than him. "Oh great... now I have nothing shiny to look at..." he thought a moment, a little fire starting in his hair. "I know! My tazer!" he pulled out his electro-rod and turned it on. Sure enough, it was shiny. He quicky patted out his hair fire and stared at his weapon.

::To SEPHY!... scenic Hyrule field::

Link had now started up the stairs beside the river. The silver-haired man behind him. And, for some strange reason he felt some tension in his hair. Patting his hat, Navi flew out in front of his face. The Hero of Time smiled sheepishly, but that didn't calm the evil ball of light down. So, she smacked him in the face, and he fell backwards down the stairs. He fell past the stoic warrior and onto the green grass with a thump. Shaking his head, Sephiroth paused in his walking and looked back to the fallen hero. Apparently, he fell on his head and his eyes were all circular. He shook his head and closed his glowing eyes. Link soon stood up and ran back up the stairs, past the swordsman, and to his fairy. Grabbing his ball of light, he stuffed her into his hat. Smiling, he made his way back up the stairs, the silent man walking behind him.

Upon reaching the village, Link took a step back in shock, Navi gasped, and Sephiroth smirked. Kakariko Village was on fire, and Sheik was at the well. Link ran over to him, the stoic man and annoying fairy behind him.

"Get back, Link!" he warned, thrusting his arm out. A large black blob jumped out of the well forcing Sheik into a wall, causing him to fall prey to unconsciousness. At this point, everyone, minus the ex-general and Sheikah, was watching the pure, condensed evil make its way around the village. It came up from behind and knocked Link out, as well as his fairy. Sephiroth just watched, when the evil turned to face him, it scurried away. He quirked a silvery eyebrow. After a few hours of standing, Sheik awoke.

"Looks like you're coming around... Link..." he said, bending over the Hero of Time, and offering a hand. Link gladly took it, and stood up. " terrible thing has happened! The evil shadow spirit has been released! Impa, the leader of Kakariko Village, had sealed the evil shadow spirit in the bottom of the well.... But the force of the evil spirit got so strong, the seal of the well broke, and it escaped into the world!! I believe Impa has gone to the Shadow Temple to seal it up again, but...she will be in danger without any help! Link! Impa is one of the six Sages. Destroy the evil shadow spirit and save Impa! There is an entrance to the Shadow Temple beneath the graveyard behind this village. The only thing I can do for you is teach you the melody that will lead you to the Shadow Temple... This is the melody that will draw you into the infinite darkness that absorbs even time... Listen to this, the Nocturne of Shadow!!" With that, Sheik pulled out his harp, and played a haunting melody. Link pulled out his ocarina and repeated the melody. Suddenly, a whole orchestra was playing alone with them, again, Sephiroth quirked an eyebrow. "Let me take care of the village! I'm counting on you, Link!" at this point, the Sheikah turned around and saw Sephiroth. "Who are you?" he inquired.

"Sephiroth!" Navi answered, not letting him open his mouth. "He is very stoic!" Sheik nodded, and gave the warrior a studying look.

"I see..." he then shook his head, and noded towards Link. "Go!" he said. Suddenly, there was a blinding light, and he was gone.

"Sheik is almost as cool as Sephy!" Navi giggled. Sephiroth just gave the fairy an uncomprehensible look, and walked towards them as Link played the Nocturne of Shadow. Suddenly, all three of them were engulfed in a purple light and were transported to a octagon stone, with a symbol on it. This place was above the graveyard, and it was raining.

A/N: I give you, replies to reviews!
Yoji mbo's blade: This is just the beginning... Muahahahahahahahaha!
Sapher-sephi: I agree... but she is somewhat needed at the moment... I'll kill her... eventually...
Kikyo's Killer: Yes.. I do need help... )shrugs( But... I killed the shrink... so I'll just continue the story.
Labrat-seph: )sniffs( why do you keep tormenting me with the truth that you're Sephy's sister! WAAH! ... man... I want to destroy that restraining order.. but I'm being good... Feh, none the less.
Monty Hays: Hmm... confuddling, in a sense... but good, none the less... I'll consider it...

A/N: Now that I have spoken, I must say that I'm bored with the random moments, and going back to jokes, none will be the ones used in the first. So...JOKE TIME!

Reno and Sephy, Sephy is reading book and Reno is staring off into space, are sitting in Sephy and Zack's shared apartment.
Zack: )bursts in( You'll never guess what news I got!
Reno: Huh?
Sephy: )stops reading, quirks eyebrow(
Zack: The Joke Master Zack is back!
Reno: Really?!
Sephy: For Jenova's sake...
Reno: Joke Master Zack, tell us now... a joke....
Zack: Ahem... Why... was the book in the hospital...
Reno: Hmm... I don't know....
Sephy: You tried to eat it, Zack.
Zack: No! It hurt its spine! Why do you always have to be like that,
Seph?!
Sephy: Like what?
Zack: Argh! )Storms out(
Sephy: )quirks eyebrow, shakes head, goes back to reading(
Reno: Huh? Wait! I want to hear more jokes! )runs after Zack(

A/N: Please review! I've gotten out of my writer's block and am off to update other fics! But this one'll get updated before Christmas, if it all works out. PLEASE REVIEW! For the sake of Holy, review! )Collapses( ...review... please.... review.... )gets up( REVIEW!!!