DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH; YOU'RE NOT REALLY READING THIS, ARE YOU? WELL, SINCE YOU'RE HERE, WANNA HEAR A JOKE? WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT A BLIND GUY WITH TELEPATHY? "HE'S GOT A FIFTH SENSE!"
Dib was stuck behind the stage as his father went on and on about "blah, blah, blah, I'm a scientist." Or something like that. He was still rattled about their argument. "Well, maybe he'll believe when the massive shows up on our friggin' doorstep. When it does, dad, don't expect me to leap into action. You don't know everything, loser!" he kept mumbling things like that for fifteen minutes, before realizing, "woah! I'm speaking out loud to myself in an unnatural manner! Oh, well." And, just as he was about to start talking out loud to himself in an unnatural manner again, he heard a loud buzzing, the wind started to pick up, and there was a bright light. Dib grabbed his baby sister, Gaz by the arm. "What, Dib?" "Look!" for one in her life, Gaz looked scared. "What the heck is it?" "I don't know! But, stay close to me, and you'll be fine!" let's check in on the professor. "Blah, blah, blah, I- WHAT THE HELL?" the crowd started to panic "wtf is that?" "Is it aliens?" "Let's run for our lives!" "People! Please!" professor called out, unaware purple was in the grabbing position behind him "I have everything under con-MMF!" purple's arm muffled him "hello, my little sex toy." He whispered with pure evil in his voice. All Membrane was aware of was his son screaming "NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME, DAD? NOW THAT YOU'RE BEING KIDNAPPED FOR SEXUAL PURPOUSES BY AN ALIEN, DAD, DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS? DO YA? DO YA? DO YA?" Membrane of course couldn't answer; an arm over your mouth will do that to a person. Membrane was surprised by the Irken's strength because he couldn't break free. Let go of me, you abomination of nature! Membrane tried to shriek, but it came out sounding like "Mmf! Mmf! Mmf!" "Shh…" purple soothed. Membrane felt a needle put into his skin. "Calm yourself, my new mate." The professor felt his eyes begin to droop. No! NO! He would NOT fall asleep! He would not give this… what did his not-poor sane son call them? Irkens? Yeah, Irken. He would NOT give this Irken the satisfaction of calming him down! "Sleep, my love," it cooed "sleep, my little pleasure doll." The professor's eyes closed and he slipped into unconscious bliss.
MEANWHILE, WITH THE CHILDREN, THIS WAS HAPPENING!
"Children!" called out the social worker "children, come back!" Gaz and Dib were running for their freedom "NO!" Dib called over his shoulder "WE CAN DO JUST FINE ON OUR OWN!" "You can, but, you don't have to!" after about three hours of running, Gaz and Dib finally lost her. "Now what, Dib?" "Now, we run." Dib pressed a few buttons on his watch, and, within minutes, Tak's ship was there. "Or, fly, as is." Dib said, helping his sister into the voot runner. Dib pressed a few buttons, and the ship took off at 1,000,000 miles per hour. Gaz let out a scream of terror. Terror, sorrow, and anger. Terror at the speed they were moving at, sorrow that her father had been taken from her and now they were on alien turf, and anger at herself for not even trying to save him! Finally, once they were out of earth's gravitational pull, Dib activated auto pilot, and they were at about the speed of a car. "So, what do we do next?" Gaz asked her brother "well, it's obvious why we can't try to get dad back. Well, it'd be obvious to you too if you listened to me once in a while." Not listening to Dib Gaz reflected that's what took daddy from us. "Well, tell me why, please. I promise I'll listen." Dib pondered this for a brief moment "okay. Well, you're obviously to used to dealing with Zim, but, these guys are business. They're dangerous. We can't just march in and demand our father back. They'd kill us! And, I'd hate to see you get hurt. The best thing we can do now is to look for a new place to stay, and figure out our next move." Daddy's probably being raped right now, and we can't do anything to help him? Because Dib's afraid I'll get hurt? Once again, I get in the way of everything. Gaz began to cry. Something she didn't do often. Her make up ran down her face. Dib reached into his hyper storage cube, and pulled out a back of tissues. "Once again," Gaz sniffed "I get in the way of everything." "What do you mean?" Dib asked, putting a hand on her shoulder "you could be out making friends, but, you're stuck babysitting me. You could've exposed Zim, but, I took you back to earth with me. Now, we can't save Dad because you're afraid I'll get hurt." she blew her nose into her shredded tissue "this is officially the worst day of my life!" Dib tried to think of something consoling to say to his miserable baby sister. Finally, the perfect saying came to mind! This would surely make her feel SO much better! He opened his word-hole and said, "The worst day of your life SO FAR!" this only made the non-cryer weep harder. Why did I think that would cheer her up? He asked himself.