Gaz lay down in the back of the voot runner, and gently sobbed. "How did this happen? How did this happen?" she wept peacefully. Then, the weeping and tears stopped, and Gaz's breathing steadied out. "Poor thing," Dib sighed, looking back at his sister, whose back was toward him "she cried herself to sleep." He covered the sleeping, messy-faced eight-year-old with his trench coat. "Sleep well, Gaz." He whispered to the little bundle. Now, to figure out where to go. "Computer," he said quietly "show me a location." "Climate?" asked a robotic voice "unspecified." "Elevation?" "Unimportant." "Irken population?" "0.0%" "two locations available. Uranus-" "if we went to Uranus, there would be laughs." "Very well, that leaves ONE location: planet Irk." "WHAT?" Dib exclaimed, but, lowered his voice again when he saw Gaz stirring "didn't I just say we want to get AWAY from the Irkens?" "They're all off on operation: impending doom 2. The planet's like a ghost town. You'll be safe there." Dib grunted "fine. Set a course for planet Irk, and activate auto pilot." The computer did as it was told, and Dib walked up to his little sister, and stroked her back. He remembered a song that was sung to him in the womb. He cleared his throat and began to sing,
"Her parents never brought the young girl to church,
Never spoke of his name,
Never read her his words.
Two non-believers walkin' lost in this world,
Took their baby with them,
What a sad little girl.
And the drinking, and the fighting, it just got worse every night. Behind their couch, she'd be hiding. Oh, what a sad little life.
And, like it always does, the bad just got worse
With every slap,
And every curse.
Because her daddy in a drunk rage one night,
Used a gun on her mom,
And then took his life.
And, some people from the city took the girl far away. To a new mom and a new dad. Kisses and hugs every day.
First day of Sunday school, the teacher walked in, and a small little girl stared at a picture of him
She said, "I know that man up there on that cross.
I don't know his name,
But, I know he got on.
Cuz he was there in my old house, holding me close to his side, as I hid there behind our couch, the night that my parents died.
Dib stopped, and looked at his little sister. So sweet, so cute, so innocent, he just couldn't let anything happen to her. "Sleep on, Gazelene." Dib said, before lying down next to her "we'll find daddy, kiddo. I promise." Then, he slipped into unconscious bliss next to her with no idea what was happening to their father on the massive.
MEANWHILE, ON THE MASSIVE, THIS WAS HAPPENING!
"Once it wakes up," purple said aloud to no one in particular "we can begin." Purple decided to undress while it was sleeping. He removed his armor, and placed it delicately on a table. He removed his shirt, folded it neatly, and placed it next to his armor. He removed his skirt, and folded it neatly. Membrane started to regain consciousness, and realized that he was completely naked in bed with this alien. "Let's get started." It grinned evilly, forcing the bound professor into a kiss.
CENCORED
THIS NEXT PART IS REALLY CREEPY
Membrane lay in bed next to purple. They were a sweaty mess. "Why are you doing this?" Membrane asked "who doesn't love human sex slaves?" "True."